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Inside Information in Carlisle, Cumbria*

Carlisle, Cumbria Hookup Spots and Stuff Only Locals Know

Hook-up Spots (That hallowed spot where everyone hangs around with their mates dreaming of the time when they can get into the pubs or clubs - a bench, a corner: you name it.)

• the otters. people always meet there. or millies cookies
• ok lowry hill, the wooden park is da boyz gan dere 2 get steamin n dere is alwez a pagger! gud crak also da warehouse but cant say were dat is coz its a secret were we all go n get wasted.
• bitts park toilets after dusk
• ok dere is a knew crew in town big up houghton n tarraby dats da place 2 doss now!
• The old car park at Presto's circa 1985. Good place since all of Carlisle's quarterpipes (owned by local BMX wannabes) were stored here!
• Its gotta be the fountains in the Lanes, full of Goths and skivers.
• Well, how about that fountain in the Lanes, or perhaps the wall by the cathedral, or the benches in the city centres, or the benches between Lowther Street and the bus station, or outside the Citadel, or, basically, anywhere. Scallys seem to attract one another.
• get yasel to the red couch in debenhams; luxury for those with ne money
• Chinese gardens, stanwix, home to tramps, underage scallys and gay men
• all the ppl who want to look cool go to the otters. Most of these kids are just tryin too damn hard it u ask me...
• the beck in belle vue, ratch around in the grass and you will find old can pipes and eren zihnis footprints
• The Chinese Gardens, stanwix is full of young girls trying to impress the scally boys by wearing little vest tops in the winter. The lads haul abuse at you when you walk over the bridge, and leave loads ofcider and hooch bottles everywhere
• Speaking for myself, I have often found good trade around the cathedral grounds. The clientele tend to be 50-60 years old and come a lot, but pay to match. Fucking against the cathedral's walls didn't half make those stained-glass windows tremble!
• again the otters ( but the water is dirty now....) or the turf in me youth or under the bridge near the sands with abottle of sherry and 20 b&h
• The alley way on Blackwell Road, Currock Boys Tunnel of Death!
• Finally get to meet other sad ugly bastards at the front of the train station who you origionally met in an online chat room and told you they were fit and up for a crazy time - yuch(talking from experience there?)
• GED CROOKS GET RID OF THE BROWN-NOSERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• We would of said the old family centre in botch before it got burned down after a car crashed into it.THE BASTARDS
• The Otters in the Lanes, the Market Cross
• MacDonalds-the best pick-up joint in Carlisle!
• Do you remember when you used to meet your mates on "BOG ISLAND", go drinking in The Apple Tree or the Cally, then dancing in the Kings Hall or the Cosmo and Carlisle had a decent football team.
• Kings head Saturday afternoons 1983 or outside topshop, half pished afterwards, waiting for summat to happen!
• the bit by that shitty fountain with the otters
• All the gays hang out at the fountain in the lanes
• circa 1980: The Undercroft at the Cathedral where sixth formers from Trinity used to skive off and dream of being rock stars: 'Sitting in the Undercroft, beating out a rythm, tries to tap a cigarette, but everybodies hid'em"
• The otters in the lanes, all the lazy cunts who have dropped out of school sit here thinking they are superior to everyone else, although this can be a cool spot when chix are there.
• Being from currock mesel, its got to be outside Walter's (now called Alldays, but it will always be walters). Did anyone else notice it was all 14 yr old kids causin all the trouble there earlier this year?
• The Board (1972-84 at least)
• Does anyone remember que-up arcade
• bitts park is the fave place to drink underage!! either that or the spar on stanwix where you can hassle innocent people into buying you fags!!!
• the lanes otters
• Petteril bank shops
• botchergate at night and randomly smash up the place and burn down buildings??!! whats the crack?
• by 'the otters' in the Lanes
• IF YOU ARE ONE OF THESE PEOPLE, TRY OUTSIDE MACDONALDS ON A SATURDAY AFTERNOON!
• The new Macdonalds drive through at Kingstown. This is now the place to pull, Burger King car park is now out of the window!
• McDonalds
• Bitts Park on a hot summer afternoon. Perfect for a few cold ones in the sun.
• Burger King on St Nicholas Gate, lots of girlies pulling lads in cars.

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Last updated: 2007-11-05