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• Northern Bar if dat tramp didnt own it!!!! MICKY KELLYS ALL THE WAY yeha UTAH
• The Folly gLEN - 10 mAYFAIR AND A BOTTLE OF lAZER - GREAT CRAIC!
• ya can tell marty cambell didn learn to much boxing wen e went to blackwater boxing club cuz e cant fight for shit. a wounder wat else e was doin in there for them private training sessions with mr kelly
• THE BRIDGE!!!!....BFORE DEM CUNTS STOPPED US ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• every1 in armagh knows da peelers are pure scum next time u see them at the weekend in their shitty riot van or their jeep chuck ur empty bow bottle at the cunts!!! SGT.O'CONNORS A WANKER!! BOYDS A BIG NOSED CHERRY CHEEKED FAGGOT!! FUK DA DRUG SQAUD GET DA DOPE BACK IN TOWN!!
• mmmmmmm.. has ta b up tha street!! lol n no matter wer ya go yal c dat we mess sparky!! gitn nearli a bad az loco d legnd!!! lmao..
• armagh is a shithole the biggest one there is like wat the hell is there to do n plus the litho's are taking over like every were u look their they are doin slave labour hungry gits go bac 2 ur own country!!!!!armagh shit hole!!!
• the new party house on the longsdale road next to tec kinglesy adam lappy phill and decky party every weekend they love the yokes. Dont mind all the gays in the house they all fancy weirdo
• Loco's Corner - A special meeting place located at the Shambles - the man himself always has a smile and a friendly word for friends, family and anyone else who walks past.
• da shambles was a good place till all the hoods and junkies started hanging round there. FUKEN WANKS.
• no where armagh is a shit hole. the only good thing about armagh is da road out of it.!!!!!!!!!!
• Da monument In Culdee
• sherries field is the best party venue armagh has to offer. getting baked out of it lyin in a state happy days
• Bring back the armagh skaters we missing you
• st .pats is a hole. and james mcglauchlin sucks his own dick. and sherrys feild is a dump but is alright for a bit of crac.LONG LIVE THE B.R.A!!!
• outside harry hoots for a fight with barney cullen and shay mc gerigan if u want 2 c a fight c shay gettin kicked stinkin
• shambles corner, lethal 4 gettin a bitta smut especially @ the weekends
• anywhere in armagh is a hook-up point, just ask the diamound girls, and they will show you all the spots, sayin they've been in most of them,
• we like hanging out round the mall plenty to see and good place to watch world go by, also many friday nites had some fun with the lads
• armagh is a shit hole the only good thing to do is to GET STONED on shitty dope when is the fuckin good yolks comming but you get the odd bitt off grass now and again but even then its a rip off and u only get 2 joint mc intyre the stingy bastard Tony A
• newhere inside the armagh border, the town is just full of tramps. if ur visiting just ask for the beast every1 knows her, but be sure to wear at least 10 condoms cuz shes a dirty cunt
• SHERRYS FEILD WITH THE HOOD AN JUNKIES
• wee seat in sherryz field
• chelln st
• drinking the wicked lady on the parked up buses on the mall before trying to sneak into the dance in the city hall and then pukking up on the dance floor.
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• Behind St.Malachy's church, i got my first feel of tit there as a youth. Plenty of watchers there mind.
• hmmm well if I had to choose I'd proably say round the back or the planetarium
• The brick row in the moy has good quality shit talkers. Throw plenty of wine round it of an evening before headin out.
• the groto with ur botle of bo everyweekend lethal craic
• Outside the swimming pool
• Anywhere now that the offees and dealers deliver.
• MOCO OR PHILLYS
• I just want to say to all the FUCKIN SKATERS STAY THE FUCK OF THE WAR MEMORIAL YOU TAIG BASTARD, MANY GREAT MEN DIED FOR THIS COUNTRYT AND THIS IS HOW PEOPLE RESPECT THEM
• Outside Posh Paws with a bottle of the nectar of the Gods. Get rote, then hoke through the binbags from the cancer shop. You'll find anything fromm Shaun Kelly's aul'Order of Malta uniform to GORP's aul' toy gun he had when he was younger, and not locked in a coke machine!
• Best hook up spot has to be Morrisons house on cathedral road. The gals n der will take nething.....never mind the fellas
• BRICK ROW WIT A BOTTLE OF WINE AN A FEW REEFERS. U.T.SPAS
• LONGSTONE HAS TO BE THE BEST PLACE IF YOU WANTA GET WIPED OR COMPLETELY LEGLESS ITS MAD ANYONE IS INVITED EXCEPT FOR THE FUCKIN HUNS.
• top of the mall every friday nite usual crowd, thats if there is no social then we always do like a good fight always keeps the cops busy.
• The Northern Bar in Railway Street Armagh has now new owners and is renamed Gildernew's Bar. A dj plays every Friday and Saturday night, and the sad fuck up cases who spent all there dole money and pissed it up again a wall, wont be able to get pass the bouncers who take no shit
• GILDERNEW'S BAR AND THE OLD SLY (HENNESSEYS) IN THE MOY IS PURE FU9KIN LETHAL!! SUM LETHAL TALENT IN THER (CONNOR G AND GARY)
• Knowhere.Get the fuck out of the town
• dwn max alley wit sexy pip mc ardle and aidan quinn. wat u wudnt do 4 a poke from twincam swmith. hughesy d lanky drip o pis is always stoned n tubs always eats d pies. hoovernose nina n pan head sarah r runin about d place lukn sex lok ur doors
• armaghis thee place 2 b.....fellas r easy and drink isnt bad
• I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY i am willing to do anybody up da hole including louise beatlejuce up da tangs
• the dalton ditch is behind the old customs yard on the monaghan road, ideal if your up for a tok with us stoners. no provos aloud.
• harry hoots is mad
• hennsseys!! u wil find a few markethill ones der polexed (philly and aidy megeown!!!) next to them wil be hughesy an a few girls!! o aye an paddy goodlookin!!!!!!!!!
• You wana know a hook up spot its philly mcgeowns cock as it is hooked and bent gírls you shud be ashamed to go with that fruit all my friends think he is gay and that he's an ugly cunt
• the ditch in dalton wit al da lads relaxen!!! on fir nite al fit gurls welcome satisfaction garanteed!!!!!! BE THERE
• Sainsburys car park - Behind the bins. Mc'andrews park. Iceland car park,
• Da best hook up spot in arma is hugesys house!! be their 2nite all gudluken gurls welcome 9pm! free alcohol
• Bus stops along the Portadown road,and outside Hunters to eat my Chinese...(",)
• the library steps is a brill place to go.
• The place to b is Mullacreevie 4 a bit of smut and a few joints an chillin wit the Mullacreevie Mafia.
• Stay outta callanbridge and drumarg as the provos will beat the sh*t out you.
• COLLEGE FIELDS FOR A BITA SHAGING WHEN YOU COME HOME FROM THE ARENA
• FUCK YOU AND ALL YOUR PROVOHEADS HOODS ALL THE WAY
• LOCO CRILLY IS NOTHIN BUT A WANKER. AND FUCK YOU AND ALL YOUR PROVO SHIT. HOODS ALL THE WAY U.T.H U.T.J . J P MALONEY, SEAN DUFFY, BRIAN CARTMILL ARE HOOD WANNABES, JP FUCKED A 12 YEAR OLD, SEAN IS GOING OUT WITH GIRL WHO FINGERS THEM UP THE ASS. AND BRIAN LICKED OUT CATHERAINE HUGHES.OH AND I ALSO GOT TOLD THAT LOCO CRILLY GAVE SOME DUDE UP THE ASS IN THE GRAVEYARD.AND SEAN DUFFY IS A TOTAL HOOD WANNBE AND ALSO HAS CRABS. LIAM jONES AKA JONESY IS A P.N.S.I TOUT. AND IS A PILL HEAD AND GOT HIS ASS KICKED BY DESY. I HAVE TO GO BOYS BUT I WILL KEEP U INFORMED ABOUT ALL THE WANKERS NAMED ABOVE SO IM GONA CUT IT SHORT AND SAY BYE
• if u r gay r anything like that ring aaron on this number 07833974436 i'll show u a good time in my dark blue car we can head to belfast or my bedroom.r better still maybe england
• aaron nugent ie nugget was caught bucking the hole of seamy maguiness over in england what do u think?
• firehouse pizza after the arena 2find out where al da parties are -do not eat anything offered to u though unless it comes in tablet form...
• my house is great but you will never see it cunto!!!
• callan st..if you want smelly sleazy fellas all over u & u will probably get raped when u say no
• market street on friday nights full of sluts
• ah good old armagh, have finally got out of the dumpbut nevertheless have many a memories drinking on streets til i was old enough to discover the arena. have to say it is a leathal niteclub although its all went downhill since the tingles lot took over now its back in the original owners hands but i have to say it has completely lost its standard, wat they need to do is get new doormen then re-vamp the whole thing. all in all armagh is seriously lacking in the entertainment depatrment!!! i say we all take a stand and protest to bring back the arena old style!
• go to sherry's field every weekend with your botttle of bo and hook up wit the dalton lads and the callan street hoods. you'll probabley still see cormac moens coat covered in puke from paddys day. when your polaxed and boared of sherry's field its time to go stand outside the cinema and check out the smut.there will be some.
• complex for smutt and a drink and to see the lovely myles
• drumarg on a thurs,fri,sat and sun!fuckc mad,freein ireland every nite,tiocfaidh musicthe lot, den dwn d strt+bt d fck outa ne hoods we c!up the Provisional IRA. Shoot The Armagh Hoods Now!2nd Batt. NAB Rule
• cherry fields? callan street shop? back of the tech? church walk? arena carpark after da place shuts funny as fuk watching all da junkies walking round lak lost souls banging into each other & beggin everyone for abit more gear yeha
• outside iceland? naaa on top of the car park regular for me charlie and steve, or coney hall rec i know its been mentioned but oh fook it! u gotta go there and if there is dopey's who gives a shit just run away or summin else?!?!??!
• THE BUSH CLUB FUCKIN RULES, CHARLIE, JACK R (ME! I LIVE IN TRASHFORD), JESS, SHAUN, REBECA, HEATHER, DANIELLE, ALEX,STEVE, ANITA, DAN, CHAZ(EVEN THO SHE LIVES IN TRASHFORD WITH ME), CHRIS, JACK THINGAMYBOB SPROUT, AND MC'ANDREWS PARK WHERE WE ALL HANG OUT ON A FRIDAY AND SATUDAY WEN I GO DOWN 2 WW
• the carpark at the arena
• the popular hook up spot is the bk car pk always abitta smut around there!
• anywhere
• jonsey and jp, smack(gareth) and the rest of the so called hood gang r all big wanks who think they rule mullacreevie and the town if ur looking any of these they our usaly hidding in the back of the flats our smacked of their heads at maket street trying to steal a car yeah right fri&sat nites more info will be up dated.thank you for ur time
• sherry feild, market street and callan street
• shauna mc veigh's garage
• drumbreda the best place to drink buckfast
• Given that the men and women of Armagh are the ugliest around (untill you get to Portrush)- I wouldn't go here to pick up unless you have very low standards. Years of inbreeding and a diet of Buckfast has left Armagh with a population of fat arsed women in Matalan tracksuits and emaciated men with hollow eyes.
• back carpark for a few bottles, then down to hughes for 44 pints
• THERE IS KNOW WHERE TO GO IN DIS SHIT HOLE THERE IS A PACK OF TRAMPS IN IT (BRIGEIN O' HARE) THE BESTEST OF ALL
• fat sams after the tech
• my name is pj keenan and i am a handicapped bastard so if u see me diffin about in my out-of-date wheelchair please spit on me or shite in my ma's mouth. thankyou love u.
• In my day Market Street was the spot, getting chased by the peelers and the hole in the wall gang was mental. College fields was another spot - freezing yer arse off with a loada yer mates and getting ate by the midgies in summer.
• How can I stop my son reading such pathetic language when serfing for skateboard info? Grow up or shut up!!
• STATION BAR POOL ROOM IS THE PLACE FOR A BOTTLE OF BO AND A FREE GAME OF POOL.
• has to be the station bars pool room
• annie. kayleigh and tracy glenavon is klasss
• The best place you could ever go 4 a good nite out is running round the filds in tullysaran
• everywhere in Armagh is..
• dalton path on a friday night is da best place to get wiped, and have a quick shag with laura johnston or sliper if your gay
• my name is emma i have such a good time at the mall! although i dont have any friends i like to watch all the other kids skating im a bit of a freak!
• the best hook up spot is at sherrys field all you do is sit smoke a bit of shit and wait on the bitches rolling in.
• the best hook up spot in armagh is sherrys field park wif all the callan street lads
• callan street were barney cullen abd myles moloney crew are mad crack
• its a fuckin hole accept from callan st because you can get stoned just walking through and weirdo will kick the fuck out of all the provo wonabees. marty campbell will be got and burnt in his car this is just a warning (U.T.C.S.D.S).
• Lookout for the "Hook-up Hot-Spot" outside the Public Toilets in Coney Hall (opposite the co-op). Loads of kids, average age of 12, all trying to look hard with their caps and hooddies, well you would outside a public toilet wouldn't you?
• HI JUST WANT TO SAY THAT I HOPE THAT AQLL THE CIRA DICKS WOULD GET A LIFE AND KILL THEMSELFS AND UP THE LONGSTOHE DOPE SMOKEING GANG.
• if any sexey car drivers think they could win a race for £100 meet me at longstone on 25th of the 12 03
• up the junkies for philip garvey
• fuck the ra
• ROCK ROAD, SMOKING A SPLIFF AND DRINKING A BOTTLE A BO WIF DA LADS
• Loco crilly man.he's like da bomb.once he went into wollies and stole all the pic n' mix.Long live loco.oh yeah if u wanna join his fan club tap into www.alcholicsanoymous.com for some real entertainment.
• I'm afraid there is no-where that is remotely worth while going to in armagh. although it is a city is is the BIGGEST hole i have ever known. every time i go there i wish it was never built. Its not even a proper city it just cause they just made it one cause the queen thought it would be a good idea obvisously she hadn't been to it before deciding this. Really theres no a good shop or anything in the whole of armagh and any ones that previsously where here have now shut down because of the lack of trade. its a complete shit hole for rapists
• Tom O'Kanes filling station with the Bhoy's. Some nice cars around here.
• has to be the arena car park doesn't every1 hook up here?
• prob have to be da shambles
• go to hughes its about the only good thing in armagh especially that sexy rafo!!!
• skating? never skated in me life, the best spot for drinking in armagh is on top of the cathedral on a sunday morning. A nice bottle of white light-nin a packet a smokes and a white glove to pull the wire whilst listening to georgio on the organo....wipe out!
• WATS DA SEORY
• Wolly Toms is a dive, and the only person to use it is Nora Nixon. She must have shares in the place, for God's sake. She even got marries in it. Just shows you how bad it is....
• navan street, culdee and druids villas
• navan street, culdee and druids villas
• navan street, culdee and druids villas
• I like to hang out with Duffy and Scott down the Tech sometimes if i see them well actually its hard not to see them cause they wet my bed every time i think of them. Both at once !
• JD's and its car park!! oh and cherrys field!
• THE PLCE TO BE ID ORANGEFIELD.LETS FACE IT! GET SOME BO IN YOU AND GET READY FOR A PLEASANT NIGHT.ITS ADVISABLE TO WEAR A CELTIC TOP.
• Armagh is the best place to skate in the world. It is totally wired to the moon man, not. My moto is if in doubt roll it out. Some of you will know what I am talking about.
• The tech is a good start, then off to the memorial, Royal school, New clinic, Tower Hill. End with a good ramp session at Johan's ramp. You know who he is.
• the back car park beside da depto.
• Bottom of arena car park every sunday night during the summer for a bottle of Bo with the tullysarron lads!! always a great night!!
• rock road every friday night
• bric row, den onto da arena carpark
• BACK OF LIBRARY ETC U NO URSELVES (NOT MAXIES ALLEY LADS)
• the graveyard! come along with a bottle of armaghs finest bo any fri/sat nite and meet the wino's 4 a good nites craic!
• arena car park 4 sum lovely smut
• back of st malachys car park,on the steps.
• You can get a party started anywhere in armagh, all you need is a crate of holy wine (u know what i'm talking about) and a big bag of my lovely wee yokes. Just watch out for the provie tramps, especially maxol ones - use your empty wine bottles to "decorate" their cavalier windscreens
• the memorial on the mall, or in The Mal Shopping Center
• BEST HOOK-UP SPOT IS ON THE MOY ROAD OUT TOWARDS THE ARENA SOME FIT BELFAST GIRLS THERE ON A FRIDAY NIGHT.
• I HEAR ST.PAT'S GRAMMAR SCHOOL HAS A GREAT HOOK-UP SPOT AT THE SMOKERS CORNER
• Coney Hall Recreation Ground - watch out for deliquent young lads smoking dope at the top of the ramp while skaters are actually trying to skate. Be extra vigilant when they seem bored enough to try and fight with you.
• Shambles corner at nite
• anywhere there are girls, buckfast & twin cams.
• There is no McDonalds in town (which probably explains why the house prices are so high), so the pikeys hang around outside the library in Glebe Way about 2am, trying to make out they've just come out of the pubs. Outside Iceland seems to be a good hook-up spot for Kevs who's Ford Fiestas are older than they are. West Wickam is right on the A21 so we've got all the Croydon lads driving through on the way out to the M25.
• All us skateboarders generally meet at the monument on the Mall, its usually hassle free, dry and we can see if any other skaters are entering Armagh at the bus-station!
• there is only one place to hang out and that is the gealic grounds beside drumarg as long as it dosen't get raided
• irish street
• THE OLD MOY ROAD FOR DRIVING THE STOLEN 405s.
• St. biddys high school late at night mad place to hang out
• Sitting at the steps getting wiped on that funky shit
• Milford Playing Fields. Great for star-gazing and listening to the birds cheep.
• the old RC Graveyard
• DO NOT GO TO ARMAGH FOR IT IS A HOLE AND I HOPE SOME DAY OSAMO BIN LADEN COMES ALONG AND BLOWS IT UP ESPECILLY THE HOODS THEY ARE DEFINITELY THE SCUM OF THIS PITHOLE.SHOOT THE HOODS AND OH YEAH ANOTHER THING, IF U WANT TO CONSOLIDATE ME I WILL MEET U AT CAVERLT'S NITE CLUB ANY FRIDAY NITE- ASK FOR JOHNNY ADAIR!
• CALLAN STREET CORNER WITH THE LADS, GETTIN CHASED BY WANNABEES
• SMOKING DOPE IN THE SHAMBLES YARD SITIING LAUGHING MY BAGS OFF WATCHING THE WANNABES DRIVE BY. BY THE WAY IM GONNA EGG ALL OF U'S
• UP THE GRAVEYARD CREW! There's nothing better than sitting with a carry out and getting totally fucked! Guarunteed mad shit every weekend!!
• The Mall, all of us skaters hook up there before embarking on another brilliant session.
• The best place in Armagh to meet up with the rest of the Winos is Sherrys Field. WHY IN GODS NAME THEY BUILT THAT STUPID SPORTS THING IN THE BEST DRINKING SPOT IN ARMAGH IS BEYOND ME!
• Shambles yard Folly River
• College Fields. Excellent for carry-out and casual sex.
• The Mall, Opposite Den's dirty dive. One bottle of cider and wahey!! it's party central

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