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Inside Information in Wombwell, South Yorkshire*

Wombwell, South Yorkshire Hookup Spots and Stuff Only Locals Know

Hook-up Spots (That hallowed spot where everyone hangs around with their mates dreaming of the time when they can get into the pubs or clubs - a bench, a corner: you name it.)

• Wombwell is the HOOK UP SPOT for MONOTONOUS life's. life's in this town are dull they lack in variety and variation, you only have to live around here more than a week for your life to start becoming monotonous.
• Weatherspoon Thug Club gathering. The thug club usually gathers outside the Weatherspoons Pub between 1.00pm and 6.00pm most weekdays within the week, the gathering consists of all the local common men, rough, ugly, butch dingle twins, this place is like a visit to the local zoo, about 4.00pm you are given a real treat because the local dirty gypoo's arrive acting hard and very butch, talk about time travel it is like travelling back to the stone age. Unless you are common, a manual worker, act hard and love getting drunk, stay away from this pub during this period.
• Wombwell is a thug society that contain sex offenders, the main thing that does not help matters is the majority of Wombwell men are loud, piss taking towards non-looking locals, common, racist, untrustworthy, back stabing, braggers (in truth no working class person from this village as anything to brag about - particulary if they are a manual worker), one-cultured and the local men have developed this village into a thug society. It is classed by the locals as being very cool to get drunk, and act loud most nights, the loudest man is the main man and gets all the attention of the Local dog rough looking local women, loads of local men are sex offenders, that are placed on the sex offenders register, but to the locals sex offenders are respected and people that have been miss-judged instead of the insult to society they actually are. And most of the local men are manual workers which has given this village a manual atmosphere, and the night outs at the weekend are like a night out for the local factory workers. Very common place this village is.
• Wombwell is a dreadfull place to live, should you ever consider living here then go and find somewhere else to live, people only end up in Wombwell if they can do no better for themself.
• Job Opportunties I have 25 qualifications ranging from GCSE level to post graduate level, which cover IT, business, management, global communications, foreign languages, business administration, business finance, NEBS Management, computer programming. I have letters after my name. On top of this I have over seven years full time work experience covering computer programming and management positions. And in this town people like me don’t get a chance or opportunity. I have invested £8000 in my future by gaining higher level qualifications in order to give myself a better future. Yet people who cannot match my qualifications get opportunities, people who don’t ivest one penny in education get on. What sort of country is this to allow unqualified people to progress quicker than qualified people?
• Wombwell is a town that is made up of working class people, and 80% of these do thicko manual positions like forklift truck drinving, warehouse, stores, factory work. It is a racist place to outsiders, and unless you have to visit for employment cercumstances I would not bother coming.
• I have lived in Wombwell for thirty years and it is a terrible place, it is a uncultured thicko place, where the locals do not like outsiders, it is a racist place. I never jumped up and down screaming when I was born that I wanted to live in Wombwell. Its not a life I wanted, nor is it a life that I ASKED FOR
• Wombwell is a terrible place to live, it is a subset of Barnsley, see the knowhere guide to Barnsley. It is a common place where most of the population work in the local factories.
• all hook up spots in wombwell are non existant itz full of smack rats.oh there is 1 place where everyone goes womb on a friday night but thats wank !!!
• High School disco on Tuesday nights, wandering round the Hillies fields, or hanging out with all the semi-virgins in the precinct.

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