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Hookup Spots in Girvan, South Ayrshire*

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Hookup Spots

• stair park shelters, bandstand, rose garden shelters, albert square, victory park shelters, harbour bus shelters, harbour car park shelters, lifeboat station near albert square, the beach, the trampolines, all the puggies [mayfair will even hide your cargo], old academy
• IVE LIVED IN GIRVAN 27YRS GOD THAT LONG I MUST BE MAD, BOB'S ICE CREAM IS STILL THERE BUT FOR SOME UNKNOWN REASON HE ONLY OPENS WHEN THE WEATHER IS BAD AND OCCASIONALLY WHEN THE SUN SHINES( IF YOU KNOW GIRVAN THEN YOU WILL KNOW THAT IS VERY RARE) THE 112 CREW STILL HANG AROUND THE STREETS DRINKING BUCKFAST AND TRYING TO SCARE NEW TALENT AWAY FROM THE TOWN HAHA BLESS THEM KIDS THAT DONT KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO GROW UP, IN MY TEENAGE LIFE IT WAS ALWAYS THE SHORE FRONT SHELTERS WHERE WE WOULD DRINK TNT OR MAD DOG 20/20 OR ELECTRIC WHITE AND THINK WE WERE ALL SO GROWN UP THE GOOD OLD DAYS, GIRVAN HASNT CHANGED MUCH, EXCEPT THE YOUNG DIRTY'S AS WE CALL THEM GET DIRTIER AND DO LOADS MORE TO THE GUYS IN TOWN THAN WE DID BACK THEN HAHA, BUT HEY I LIVE HERE AND I LOVE IT WHAT CAN I SAY THE SEA AIR MUST OF GOT TO ME SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF HERE PLEASE
• The Humps an' Bumps for a healthy cargo! Then up through the toon centre on the ran'dan, kicking over bins an' flower pots, pishing in doorways and shouting in folks faces!!
• stumpy, where 112 members congregate every friday and saturday night to practice their choir singin, the 112 are choir boys from the local church. every one can sing in the same key with one swig of their trusty bottle of buckfast
• The only hook up in Girvan is when ye get robbed at the ATM by a crowd o weeji's, after yer money coz they blew aw their Giro on bucky. if you hear a whine when liftin money, run.
• for me and my old mates, it used to be the harbour car park shelter in the summer. many a good time was had there.
• flushes car park
• None at all - this town is rubbish: DO NOT COME HERE - Your life may depend on it!
• Harbour puggies and Harbour car park for boy-racers (in nova's with go-faster stripes and alloys)
• Albert Square - across from Mayfair amusements.
• in my day we all hung about stumpy corner or the amuesments across the road.or bobs icecream shop. is it still there ?
• Hamish's paper shop where you can learn all the new swear words from the honeys that hang around there scaring all the boys away to to the park shelter where they hang out!
• Stumpy, Chalmers Arcade and Albert Square is where alot of yobbos 112 hang round
• Going up Sundown valley, taking a carry out and lighting fires. Wind bush was the best. Highly inflammable sort of gorse bush. Best done when not raining. (3 days per year)
• The shelters in Victory Park.
• Stumpy Corner, where all the local neds hang around to drink Buckfast and shout at people. Also neddy girls come here to get a shag. Also any shelter, anywhere, at night. Flushes car park, although its not usually as bad as Stumpy.

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Last updated: 2008-07-27