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Inside Information in Crieff, Tayside*

Crieff, Tayside Hookup Spots and Stuff Only Locals Know

Hook-up Spots (That hallowed spot where everyone hangs around with their mates dreaming of the time when they can get into the pubs or clubs - a bench, a corner: you name it.)

• Latest info on Crieff; em neds still hung up the square...nothing changes then apart from the generation is getting younger and younger by the day. Yup Saunders still cruises about with his loser of a girlfriend Bugs Bunny aka Donna. Cramby recently got his new car which he has a wank over every nite, Bull well he is just a Loser! New cruisers have entered on to the scene - Young MR murray who drives around in a white van, leads girls astray has his wicked way with them...and you can guess? they get tossed to the side. David Anderson in his car aka Danders, nice guy but well em.... Damion in his cardboard box with wheels it looks like its goin to explode every time he changes in to 3rd gear. Andy still pestin no change there... Gav Roberts who thinks his car is a 'shaggin waggon' but hey that what losers get if they think to much of themselves.
• The square is full of wanna b neds now, such as taz,chick,kiern,richard(shell suit bob). LOSERS in my opinion, where as the cruisers that were seen to be nice such as saunders cruises around with his buck toothed girlfriend who gets whizzed out of her head on god nows what. Bull still cruises even tho he is ageing. quite sad really
• A usual friday night consists of youths trying to find someone to get there bottle o buckie or cider. The usual suspects usually are the ones dressed in burberry hats, trackie bottoms and fred perry tops. Because the pigs are taking over crieff and moniterin the sqr everyone now goes down to Macrosty and takes over the trampolines. Saunders now drives a microwave and has a rabbit in the front seat(her teeth stick out the window screen). Bull and Crammy aint so popular naemore! When everyone goes down the parc, fights, arguments over whose draw on a fag it is or who gets the last swal on the bottle. This is a typical night in Crieff - oh yeah the police usualy give the youngsters a chase.
• St James Sq, on a Saturday night with a bottle o buckie, those were the days ! Local Police r a pile o wank, and tha fuckin neds, DONT GET ME STARTED!!! The geeks fae Morrisons r a bunch o mongs The best thing were the cruisers, SAUNDERS, BULL, CRAMBY, mmmmmmmmmm!!!
• Nowhere in particular these days, yeart was the square but kids just hang around all over the place now!
• Hydro Park, Dares and 'snecking' in the woods
• sad to say its still the square !!!! or the park if you got a bottle of buckie !
• the square-everybody in creiff goes through here a least once every day.
• the square, where every young person dreams of one day escaping crieff, only the lucky ones do
• James Square

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