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Going Out in Ealing, Greater London*

Ealing, Greater London Clubs, Music Venues, Cinemas

Clubs (Dance Music) and Music Bars

• Well, theres always Priory, thats decent. Theres always Townhouse, i love that place, mind you, there are some pretty strange ppl in there. At least everytime i go in there, i have a story to tell when i get home...
• Ealing has fallen down hill over the past few years, but last year i went to an event by DaskSide Promotions was a breath of fresh air, nice prices free for girls, great people and DJ's that knew what they where doing, even the Drum n Bass played had me jammming though it was more oldskool Garage, rnb hip-hop, DarkSide where are you!!!!
• Boulevard
• Boulevard- rather dry..best to go there on a certain night. Never been to the priory but keep a look out for discounts
• club boulevard is brilliant - loads of sexy guys, i've been there on both fridays and saturdays and i love it - and whoever wrote some of those nasty comments about the place shouldnt be allowed in there - what a bunch of jerks!!! club boulevard is GREAT
• None here for under 18s here in Ealing, all the boys wanna go to LA Confidential is ya know what I mean though!
• If you enjoy R n B, the Rainforest Cafe in Leicester Sq is fantastic for a grind. One of the hottest clubs for the weekend!
• Do not, i repeat even consider the Broadway Boulevard. In the past two years there has been a shooting there, and a stabbing. This ain't suprising when you look at the people queueing to get in. Don't be around this area on Fri or Sat 12-3 unless you're looking for trouble...
• eeeeer the red back in acton is cool live music loud and inya face
• Pubs in Ealing? Pretty good. The Town House, O'Neills, Ha!Ha! (formerly Yates's) and Edwards are decent bars to name a few. As for the clubs? Forget it because they are crap! Club Boulevard is overpriced, the bouncers are a joke, need I say more? The Priory is okay but not all that. Ealing's a good place to have a few pre-nightclub drinks but you're much better off heading to Ealing Broadway station and going to a central London nightclub!
• Do not whatever you do go to Broadway Boulevard on a thursday night as its full of men, plays naff music, five quid a pint and is just a general pile of dog poo. In fact dont go there any night! Going out in Ealing is basically a no go unless you want to pull some haggard miserable old trout or like picking up soap. Beware the tube! It's full of em!
• Checked out the priory and found it very dissapointing. Too many "wide Boys" posing and trying to look hard, and not enough women.
• Broadway Boulevard is hell on earth. Its overpriced, without a single seat. It's full of people who think they live in south central l.a., when in fact, their parents run a small internet company, and they drive a knackered bmw. Full of people who dance with lots of jewellery and a big scowl. "You're just a hater!" (cuz i pointed out how dumb you are? ok, then. i is a hater)
• THE PRIORY , is a wicked place to go, downstairs is good vibes, nice friendly people especailly blokes, but there is a lovely bouncer there cor!!!!nice,
• Boulevard, top nosh , really....."really".......very young patrons if yer no wat i mean, "if you know wat i mean", I ain't sayin there underage..it's probably just a typo on there passport!
• Ealing boulevard,well what can i say,the first time i went with me mates it was soo shit,but the second time was quality!!the music is really good and the atmosphere is excellent,especially if u have got the guts to go up on the podium!!Its what u make it!!Il fill you in bout the priory soon,aint tried it yet!!
• don't even bother with Ealings clubs!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• The Priory is quite a nice place. Nice decor, pricey drinks, pricey entrance, but one of the few place you can drink in until the wee hours of the morning all week round. PS. It took me a couple of visits before I realised it had a downstairs too!
• boulevard in Ealing isnt that bad....
• THE PRIORY on The Mall opened last year and is excellent...
• TheBoulevard is absolutely crap - probably one of the worst clubs i've ever had the misfortune to go. Young looking crowd, lots of lager louts, overpriced, crap bouncers, i could go on but i think i've made my point. once was enough for me. There's a new club (can't remember the name) in West Ealing near the record shop opposite Blockbusters but i think it's quite underground and I haven't been so i can't guarantee it's any good:) Overall, get on the tude and to Central London. Or go to the Red Back in acton which is not really a club but has a late license, excellent live music, a crazy crowd and lots of dancing and moshing. highly recommended.
• Ha Bloody Ha, comedy club in the old Ealing studios-Fridays and Saturdays. Brilliant!
• The Boulevard. The less said the better.
• All clubs in Ealing have gone down hill and are full of school children with spots or people who have not grown out of the eighties ie white stilletoes & cringy chat up lines.
• dangerous unsafe boozy unsatisfying for people who are not sophisticated
• If you live locally and fancy getting pissed and having a bit of a dance, then make your way to Broadway Boulevard. However, if you're a serious groover then you're better off trekkin uptown.
• There's Broadway Boulevard which is where Capital Radio DJ's do a guest night at least once a week and then there was the Top Hat Club in Northfields Ave which is rather crap and has in the past had a reputation as a bored housewifes handbag and white stillettos kind of joint rather than the hip and trendy crowd that normally hang out at the Boulevard.
  The Top Hat Club no longer exists, it is now The Ealing Christian Centre!

Live Music Venues

• club boulavard on tuesday nites. live bands.
• Halfway House in West Ealing (now the Broadwalk Hotel) has a bad rep, but in reality it's just another Irish watering hole that has live music on Fri, Sat and Sun every week. Late licence, closes at 1am Fri, 2am Sat and 11.30 on Sunday. Highly amusing, must try at least once. p.s Sat's best.
• Ealing isn't amazing for music venues as such, but there are a lot of musician here. Acton has a couple of Open Mic Nights, but Central London is so near that it isn't really a problem. Just take the Central Line to Tottenham Court Road for the famous Astoria, or any other clubs...
• camden underworld aint local but its worth the trip sometimes! however the broadway boullavard in ealing? cant spell boular whats its name they now have live bands on in the week!! good stuff well done
• George and Dragon Acton (Shebeen) Offering the most comprehensive range of live music in the area Tuesday - Sunday, open till 2am Friday - Saturday. Tuesday- Original Night. Wednesday- Jam Night. Thursday- Kareoke. Friday & Saturday Jazzfunk B4 11pm and Cover bands through till 2am. Sunday- live music from 7pm Modern jazz from 9.30pm Contact- 020 8896 9499
• Finigan's Wale is always packed out. Wide range of clientel, students to middle aged irishmen. Nice feel. Bands usually do okay covers on Thurs, Fri and Sat. Fri nights best time for attractive women.
• The Shebeen c/o George & Dragon 183 The High Street Acton London W3 9DJ
• Walpole Park hosts an event called The Ealing Jazz Festival every summer. Past events have consisted mainy of boozy balding straw hat bedecked local houseowners boozing it up at an outdoor tent. The toilets most years are the vandalised ones(a red brick block in some bushes) normally in the park.Camping star rating 1 out of 10(very very dirty.) This event has had numerous complaints and local yob trouble usually lurks somewhere in the background.
• The nearest is the Shepherds Bush Empire which has a very eclectic mix of music: Mel C to John Shuttleworth.
• none to speak of. except town hall when hired
• The Redback tavern ,not far from Safeways on Acton high St, has a load of great covers bands including Loony tunes, Usual Supects and East of Eden. An Aussie bar but cheap entry and a great crowd - wear something cool though cos it WILL be hot in there, even on sunday afterenoon.
• Don't forget the EALING JAZZ FESTIVAL - held outdoors in late summer every year in Walpole Park, free. A few big names as well as local musicians like Hanwell's Keith Waite.

Cinemas

• The cinema here is a dump. I spend most of my dates in ealing, clubs and food and that, but the minute someone says come cinema, we're on our way to park royal
• Theres one in west ealing that is ok
• Vue in park royals nice but wanabees are not dfar at all. Still itd the film u want right?Screens alright bit prcy. There cineworld too in ealing.
• remember the Cannon ?
• Tho not strictly Ealing, in Brentford, opp McDonalds you can find the Watermans arts centre, they show foreign films, some good French stuff, Chinese, Korean...
• One in Ealing Broadway is a pokey little hole with overpriced food and barely and decent films. Go to Warner Bros (think its called VUE now), they have 12 screens and do every film out! Clean, good atmosphere and no bastards (most of the time).
• Has UGC in Ealing Broadway, Indian cinema in Southall and Odeon in Uxbridge. We often go to Hammersmith, Staples Corner or Slough for additional options.
• Pretty naff...you might as well drive to park royal and go to the warner village for bigger screens and less crowds..
• ealing has one and its on the broadway!!
• The only one there is a cold depressing little hole (like ealing in general). Its full of little b'stards who ruin the film. Its a rip off and you get no leg room. Beware the tube... Beware the North Star
• Ealing Cinema (opposite town hall) is like paying for a back row ticket at wembley, and trying to watch a 26" TV in the middle of the stage. avoid. Its full of noisy indian rooodboys anyway.
• UGC Cinema, 3 screens, well worth a visit. The Warner Village Cinema, technically at Park Royal but who's counting? 10 screens of lovelyness plus a tacky nightclub, bowling alley, huge games arcade, lots of restaurants AND a pub. Now there's value for money.
• out of focus films yobby audience dirty seats scruffy outside graffiti strewn
• one a vIrgin films fuzzy and out of focus 100s inner city kids munching food in front row not a nice place to see a film staff so lazy you can walk in free sometimes though
• What was our beloved Flea Pit is now Belle Vue cinema (top end of Northfields Ave, W13) and specialises in Asian cinema [due to local demand?] The mainstream cinemas in the area are the Virgin Cinema (Uxbridge Road, W5) and Warner Bros. Cinema (Royale Leisure Park, Park Royal). The Warner Bros. one is better in my opinion, but it's a little harder to get to. Worth it in the ned though (if you're loaded) because it has everything there: Pizza, Mexican, Fast Food (BK and McD's), Bowling, Sega Park, Pub, "Discotheque"...

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