The Worst Things in Andover, Hampshire*

The entirely missable and worth mentioning because of it

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The Worst Things

• The fat ugly people
• full of retards
• The pesimistic attitude people have towards andover
• it's a ocmplete dump - full of losers
• No cinema, Loads of chavs from the sink hole estates, yep King Nasties, P*ss Artists etc... Little hassle from Squaddies these days as they're all over in Iraq.
• its called Andover
• Somebody mentioned that there are no intelligent, educated, broad minded professionals in Andover. That is because we all left a long time ago - after college, and went to see what the world is really like. The villages and countryside around the town are just lovely, but the town is dire. I rarely come back these days, but from reading these comments, imagine that it is full of Chavs. So nothing changes, really.

• in the middle of butt f**k nowhere and a load of posh gimps not bein able 2 buy beer on a sunday
• The general anti-social behaviour of most of the inhabitants!
• everything!
• My paper route, was the longest bloody one I had to go from one end of andover to the other just to get to the shop, Some of the lamos WHO just atare at people in charty, thinking there hard!
• Townies in George Yard (though I know most of em...), Squaddies in flicks trying to pull pigs with their dutty bay trading dresses on, taking them outside and doing them ahgainst walls all romantic like....Single mother's everywhere looking for a new Pa for 'Callum' or 'Zoe'. Lots of scally boys around, but they're just funny... Urm Most girls here are dogs. Go a mile outside Andover and they're real pretty most of em, but those who live here- ooohhh!. Oh and if you fancy one of them, make sure she's not your cousin first, seems everbody here is related in some way....ANd if she's real pretty AND lives in ANdover, then garaunteed she has either got a queue of boys a mile long, or has some stupid, arrogant, ugly, sleazy knob as her boyfriend. It's always the way......
• People seem to get sucked in and never leave. On the way into the town it says "Welcome to Andover: Twinned with Your Grandma's Living Room". (Well, actually it says "Twinned with Andover, Mass." which I think that says something about the town's originality, doesn't it?)
• The whole of Andover, I seem to remember, sucks. Squaddies, fights, drugs, no shops, no culture and not one intelligent person. I left over 20 years' ago and it seems things have not changed.

• The population. small minded, inbred mutants. And criminals most of them.
• The crap nightlife, expensive beer, expensive petrol. Amount of idiots whose sole idea of a night out is to get lagered up and pick a fight
• Cannot go anywhere without bumping into that person that you really could have done without seeing.
• No leisue facilities, about 12 estates all next to each other and they wonder why everyone says it's shit?!`
• Kings Arthurs Way
• A lack of decent shops and amenities.
• Saturdays outside Harveys there are always Plymouth Brethorens preaching to people and you can't even join the clan !! knobs !
• Nothing to goddamn well do!
• drugs
• Everyone seems to know everyone which sucks. The god-damn townie mentality where all the youngsters have to look the same in their crappy Kappa/Adidas/Ellesse gear with the blokes that have greasy super-gelled hair and one earring in the left ear. These people are too scared to be individual cos their mates might think they're not hard any more. Oh yeah, Andover townies' lives seem to revolve around beating people up or bragging about beating people up. Dickheads. Mind you, there are more and more rockers and skaters around recently (Sept 2000) which is nice - except most of them look the same as each other and so are almost as bad as townies. There just aren't enough open-minded, intelligent young professionals.
• It's a tad quiet.........
• Andover desperately needs a department store
• Townies, boy racers and everything about the george yard car park and the chantry centre benches.
• The town is just full of small minded tossers who somehow think that they are important in the great scheme called life. They have nothing better to do than get pissed every Friday and Saturday night wearing gruesome clothes purchased from Burtons/Fosters, beat up a few people who do not 'fit' into their small minded mentality before going to Flicks to shag some ugly girl.
• If the cashpoints have run out of money your buggered

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