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• No good pubs in armagh Bar Devlins were the likes of the callon street scumbags can't go! Them tramps, expecially weirdo are gonna find it hard to walk very soon.. WEIRDO AND JONESY R U C T O U T S!!!!!
• CHILDERNEWS
• git outa armah 4 a nite n hed ta the glen!! or clubberz...
• Dampers,rat ridden hole. wolly tom's, worst drink in the country all done up like a dogs dinner ideas from thai land now now mr donnelly.
• An awesome rave takes place in Pa Joe's every friday night. It will get you rocking!
• The stage bar is the one the sexy peice called Damien Flynn its worth going to see just for himm give me Damien any day from all the girls on there hen night,God i wish i was marrying Damien.
• hoods is fuking shit all the wankers go there are u made ud get knifed. dampers is full of wankers to. all e heads.

• ARENA!!!!!!! TWAS THE ONLY PLACE TO BE, ALL THOSE YEARS AGO WHEN MEN WERE MEN AND DOVES WERE STILL LETHAL!
• armagh is so boaring there are no good discos it used to be class walking in and out from the met now all we have is the local pubs and they aint much good
• childrenews is good for 10th birthdays. dampers is good for catching flys. wollys is good for nothing. ogs is crap. raffertys is a place to join the I.R.A. gas lamp is good for counting lithos. shambles is good...sometimes. devlins is good....enough. hoods is good for bottle throwing contests.
• the arena was fucking brilliant i miss it
• Da glen is good for a fight
• the glen is good crac for A fight and PUUSY!!!
• harry hoots is ok 4 a fight an some drugs

• THE ARENA WAS A FUCKIN SHAFTY HOLE. CHEERS TO THE STAFF FOR PUTTIN UP WITH ALL THAT SHITE THAT WENT IN A OUT. SPECIALLY THAT LONG HAIRED BASTARD!
• armagh has no good clubs or bars they are all crap!! nothin beats the forum on a fri/sat night.
• THE ARENA NOT ANY MORE UP THE YOLKALS
• damper murphys. fukin yoooooo!!!!!! wrecker wreker wreker tam beans a knecker
• dampers baked out of it
• why the feck did they close the arena down for? now i have to go out of town to get off my tits on yolks because of some wanker who though he could get loaded by selling the arena for development.. only for the prat to find out it had a green belt around it!!!!!!
• Drink a bottle of mr. fresh with your mates and then head home. Wastin money otherwise. Euro cabs is a good laugh some nights.
• go to the station bar its brilliant. phily harvey grips there all da time.
• the arena is rocking on a sat nite veryone you look at is flying of there hesds, its the bedt place to be great nite out and thats coming from someone who is overseas for a few years and i would still recommend the arena over any.
• THE ARENA SUCKING ON A FEW MITSUBISHIS
• the arena.Bring it back and asing for all you's losers who think it was a druggy spot......i agree.thats wat made it.that was the thing then and still is.that is wat clubbing is all about and 90 percent of people will agree.thats wat u's need to get into ur thick heads.the arena is now closed down but alot of people miss it for its great vibe and quality dj's.the money was made thats why it went downhill but there was many goods years experienced in it..From complete hardcore to house to funky how wat many clubs play now such as shine. All yous's proper clubbers will know wat i mean............"ARENA".....We Salute U"......BIG SHOUT OUT TO THE BAF CREW
• God save the ARENA i miss it soo much. it was lethal
• we usually travel further afield to go clubbing and obviously we wudn't lie about our age, slightly bend the truth. coach and bellmont on saturday nite definately not armagh need to get away from there at some point.
• HENNESSEYS AND GILDERNEWS
• cliuband is mad full of armagh 1s
• The arena is gone thank god it has recently been sold and everything has been auctioned
• just go til clubland full of us armagh 1s
• hennsseys!! u wil find a few markethill ones der polexed (philly and aidy megeown!!!) next to them wil be hughesy an a few girls!! o aye an paddy goodlookin!!!!!!!!!
• After hundreds of heartfelt pleas from Armagh folk on this very website, the arena/met is FINALLY being torn down! Farewell arena!
• the arena.
• arena music is good-no denying it. bur most of the girls (stoats) have crawled from the gutter 2 get their skanky holes filled if u fancy a bit of that head out the back after 12-there wil b no waiting list. then sometimes the girls bring their trampy boyfriends who are limey 2. keep urself to urself in the arena..
• eh there was the arena which smelled distinctly like piss but was good for a punch uup with a few shaftys but they closed that hhhmmm memories!
• arena is amazing! atmosphere is da best. the talent isnt up to much though as they are all tramps or so off their heads you cant tell where their chin starts and their forehead begins
• arena - bring the beats back!
• the arena or even the car park
• the only nite club in armagh is the met i love seeing all the belfast boys
• yeah it was class if u lak teenyboppers half d ppl der stil go 2 d glenavon and some r dn tings da shud only b seen n a blue movie! if u wnt smut go der cos dats bout al it can offer!
• The Met (Arena) the best place ever. Great DJ's and the best rave that will keep u ON YOUR FEET ALL NITE. Fit fellas all round so great if your looking a fitty.
• the met is leathel, the smut is unreal, you will get ure hole no ba.
• the arena is a shithole full of silly little tramps.
• The arena is a legendary club, no matter if u like it not. It is a guarantee cracker 4 vibes, attracting huge DJs such as da Judge, Eddie Halliwell and Lisa Lashes to name but a few. Resident chris Davies is a name to remember, he beats any professional hands down. U never heard scratchin' like it!! Plus it's not closin down for refurbishment after all, but don't worry, they r doin it durin the weeks over the year. So we get a clean new arena (now called Arena Tingles(!) )and don't miss out on a sat nite.
• THE MET OFF YOUR FACE!!!
• maxs wif all the hard lads ayeeeee riteeeeeeee!!!
• Mery-anns in tullysaran the new place to be on a friday nite
• DA GLEN WAS GOOD WEN I WAS GOIN CUZ DA BELFAST AND BALLYHAGEN FELLAS WENT CUZ U COULD OF WENT 2 A DARK PLACE AND GET A GOOD SNOG AND SHAG 2 FOLLOW!!
• arena ...
• arena nite club, the glen
• THE TOBY JUG AND DAMPER'S HAVE A WEE CLUB ATTACHED TO THE BACK, TOP D.J'S EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE.
• Some people think the Arena is shit. I would have to diagree. Its beyond shit. It hasnt been good enough to be called shit in years. It is unfair to shit to compare it to the arena.
• DA WHITEHOUSE
• Glenavon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• hughes on a fri nite they have a class dj who should be on to better things
• HUGHES GET BLOCKED LISTEN TO ALL THE LIVE BANDS (RAFO IS SOOOOOOOO GORGEOUS) THEN GO TO THE ARENA AFTER
• I think the glenavon disco should be on every week it is good craic!!!!!!
• Armagh has never had a decent club. Only the new hotel has anything remarkable like one. If someone opened up a decent nightclub in the town, they would rake it in.
• no where. xcept da met but only wankheads go there
• Armagh Golf Club. A great night out.
• go to the met arena if you fancy gettin your hole thats all its good for speaking from experiance. they call it a nite club yeah rite its more like a disability
• The areana is useless. u need to go every year though to remind yourself how crap it is and not to go again...
• The Met is CLASS! If u can get in past da bouncers (any1 noticed how strict they've got recently?!)But if all else fails the carpark is alrite, as long as u don't get propositioned by balding, fat men lukin 2 "talk" 2 u behind the fence!
• Rendez-Vous in Mc Kennas for a few pints then purchase a bottle of Bucky and walk out the Old Moy road to the arena for a bombscaring session!!!
• shamble bar
• Clubs? all shitholes, go if you wanna asskickin by the drunk raver assholes and tramps with skirts half way up their holes, not a pretty site, id stick to da pub.
• HOOTS ON A SATURDAY NITE B4 HITTIN DA ARENA LEATHAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• has to be da arena only place in this dump
• the met! oh how i love goin out there to get wrote off my ass get a fit young girl and then impress her by knocking the shit outta sum1 in one of the mets renowned carpark punchups! it really is a fantastic experiance i suggest u try it some time1
• the met 4 sum grade A smut then a giant fight in da carpark after
• the met/arena
• Calverts is great good music, great company and a right laugh, especially when the local fellas decide to strip!!!
• THE MET ARENA ON THE MOY ROAD IS GOOD, SOME OF THE STAFF ARE FUCKING ASS HOLES AND NUTTERS ESPECIALLY THE STAFF YOU MEET WHEN YOU GO IN, NUF SAID ABOUT THE FUCKING CLOAK ROOM.
• ARENA IS THE BEST NIGHT-CLUB IN THE TOWN GOOD MUSIC WITH FIT GIRLS ALL LOOKING SOME VULNERABLE MAN
• the good old arena ,welcome to Siagon
• open up lennox's old building into multi complex rave venue. cooollll
• Go to the glenavon it is leathal craic
• Go to the best club the Glenavon in Cookstown
• What used to be the Arena, before it became stabb city
• Nearest clubs are in Croydon, if you don't mind getting mugged there that is. There are some tiny spots in nearby Bromley ( there are some underground wardrobes called Delanos and Bebas )
• Kellys turners
• The Arena is bout ur best bet
• there is no good clubs in armagh if you want a good night out go to the glenavon or the oasis
• the met is the best thing to come out of armagh,its known world wide for its atmosphere!it is one of the best clubs in the country,has earned stick from locals who insist on clinging on to the "old areana",has a bad reputation for drugs and fights but most of it is shit talk from wannabe's,and we all know wat type of wannabe.i love themet and i feel obliged to set the record straight!yes there are some bad ass fu9kers at it but seriously people come from dublin,portrush,cork even to go!the good points by far weigh out the bad.come on the met posse!
• The Met(absolutely brilliant)
• The met, r the sauna as its fondly known! The carpark- dont look at any1 unless u want stabbed!!! Its a great place 2 fight with shafty's, and as all Armagh people know they deserve to be stabbed!!! y do they come to this shit hole when they have so many class clubs in Belfast!! Get a life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• Listen, go away off to the Glenavon if you wanna good time.
• The Met(formley the Arena).Entry only to those with shit spide 'tashs.
• The Arena (or the Met as it is now called) is the shittiest place that I have ever had the misfortune to enter. It is a scummy smelly cess pit which I go to(sometimes) when I am sent a free ticket. It is a good place to go if you are desperate for a quick shag & a bad dose of pubic lice!
• Calverts Tavern - this place is an absolute dive, there are very very few people at the disco who have actually left secondary school - and no matter how much they do it up the customers will always be the same ignorant bunch of louts who are always ready for a fight.
• The Met. Originally the Arena. Top spot. Lovely big car-park for guaranteed rows after. Women are particularly ...well, em (the opposite to difficult).
• The Met, nice layout, clientele hoeever does not compliment the impressive architecture
• There isn't many, well actually there is only one Drumsill House But the coach (hang out place for 10 year old's)and the Belmount are only a bus journey away.
• in Armagh you can go to the met, formerly the Arena. it is good for 2 things 1. if you want to buy large amounts of narcotics 2. if you want to either view or participate in the biggest fight of your life

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