Buskers, Street Entertainers in Armagh, Armagh*

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Buskers, Street Entertainers

• Marty Callaghan the skinny dying lookin fenian druggie tramp and all his fuck buddys!!
• I would like to say u.t.a.h
• garth o'connor for the longest swim in history. the cavalier gang found a replacement. chris lavery wi out the muscle bu still the big mouth. up the HOODS!!!!!!!
• Loco the legend
• LOCO - OBVIOUSLY. ALSO THE WOMAN SELLING THE BIG ISSUE WHO TAKES HER POOR WEE SON OUT IN THE COLD - ONLT TO EAT HER PROFITS IN BURGERKING.
• Poor Harry Mcgrail he will be sadly missed in the streets of Armagh, Great man. R.I.P Armagh's one and only legend noone comes a close second.
• Does any one know the nut christine flynn, she was o,hare she livens up armagh by being barred in every pub and putting her head through the windows see you in court chrissy babe.

• top ten young legends !! 1. ED RIMMER 2. SHITTY MOUTH 3. TED RIMMER (ED'S BROTHER0 4. FRED RIMMER (ED'S FATHER) OH N CAN I SAY DAT DUCK LOVES GIRTH !!!!!
• SEAN "MING" MORRISON IS SUCH A SEXI BASTARD, I'D LOVE FOR HIM 2TAKE ME FROM EVERY POSITION POSSIBLE, CUZ I HEARD DAT E'S GOT A 9INCHER !! MING U CAN PUSH MY BUTTON NYTIME BABY !!! FROM ALL YOUR FANS XXX
• jamie maxwell total gam!!! has got every gurl in armagh pregars. marco and dessie r going steady wit him. and now he has hair round his helmet. and he fancies boys and top blokes like sean kerr
• gavin rat an the rest of the sniper gang
• The old dude with the beard that often stands in Market Street shouting pleasant abuse at passers by. Although he dosen't take kindly to being spoken back to, he is quality entertainment nonetheless.
• tam bean allwas in da shambles fuking full with baza he is gay u all know it.
• loco really, i mean is there any one worth talking about. although this man has in the past been called a pre madona when it come to cider he is the man for the job.

• LOCO IS DA MAN.
• convery, hes famous, well he was on the news and in the papers haha. hes now in manchester i hear.
• John Barton is a dead man and his da is a fat Alco
• loco crilly and maxi are true legends and are both alchoes.
• da oul man with da accordian
• the wee man thats always blocked in the depo and stinks
• stephen hughes, colm o neil they r real funny characters but we'll be laughing real hard at them wen their fucking dead which hopefully wont be too long, fucking wankers
• chrissy mcgink "the legend" ...
• weirdo the gimp
• LOCO CRILLY IS A LEGEND!!!BEST TING DAT HIT ARMAGH!!
• elvis mcguigan singing , at a talent contest in the old city hall. some people laughed so much they had to be carried out. poor auld sean im tempted to say god love him but as an atheist(all that bum feeling by the priest done that) but god love him anyway.
• ah theres usually some eejit tryin to play acoustic on the mall (badly i might add)
• hammer one out for us there Harry
• graeth hughes is a complete sag and al his m8s r a laugh
• phily harvey he's the biggest buckfast drinker in the world. plus he's always drunk. and fat and ugly.
• jimmy the taigy guypo
• Grimmers is Armaghs greatest ever product. Give him some bo, and the fun doesn't stop.
• hi fuck up who ever z that boyt ANNIE KILLEN is dead well toejoe does like her there gOIN near a fuker year HELLO WISE UP TRAMPS
• MOST OF ARMAGH R GOOD ENTERTAINMENT IF YA BUY DEM A BOTTLE OF BO. LOCO IS DA MOST FAMOUS MY PERSONAL HERO. FOXZY(CAN BE SPOTTED DOWN DA BRICK ROW WIT A BOTTLE OF WINE)DA JUNIOR VERSION OF LOCO.
• HARRY MCGRAIL HAS TO BE THE BEST STREET ENTERTAINER IN ARMAGH AND THE LONGSTONE MAN HAS TO BE A LEGEND
• Ignition are on their way to stardom, the even opened the new centra the other day. How more rock n roll can ye get
• no better entertainers than IGNITION,who will be playing in slane in two years time uu gypsy bastards.endas sons a retard
• annie is so ugly and fat and sean is just gorgeous! shes smells of BO as well big fat face on her big fuzz
• who ever wrote bout annie killen come say it till er face all da callan st fellas- san-j and his crew r dogs and sean must like annie there goin near a fuckin year so fuckin stop mounthin?..........
• hi leave annie alone im goin steady wif er cause a really like her so wise up belive me she nt riding other fellas
• shauna flood............... local bike!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• ***Hog & McMouth - Rest In Peace 'our kids' - stephen haughey & michael mcmanus, two fucking legends, gone but not forgotten***
• locco crilly is a god but run if he has a brick., that bubba one is a right pot head
• who ever said that bout annie and toejoe are dick they must like each other there goin near a year so fuck up she woudldnt touct barney and duck ok
• say anything bout annie killen and ur dead well he does like er if there goin a year
• LOCO CRILLY IS NOTHIN BUT A WANKER. AND FUCK YOU AND ALL YOUR PROVO SHIT. HOODS ALL THE WAY U.T.H U.T.J . J P MALONEY, SEAN DUFFY, BRIAN CARTMILL ARE HOOD WANNABES, JP FUCKED A 12 YEAR OLD, SEAN IS GOING OUT WITH GIRL WHO FINGERS THEM UP THE ASS. AND BRIAN LICKED OUT CATHERAINE HUGHES.OH AND I ALSO GOT TOLD THAT LOCO CRILLY GAVE SOME DUDE UP THE ASS IN THE GRAVEYARD.AND SEAN DUFFY IS A TOTAL HOOD WANNBE AND ALSO HAS CRABS. LIAM jONES AKA JONESY IS A P.N.S.I TOUT. AND IS A PILL HEAD AND GOT HIS ASS KICKED BY DESY. I HAVE TO GO BOYS BUT I WILL KEEP U INFORMED ABOUT ALL THE WANKERS NAMED ABOVE SO IM GONA CUT IT SHORT AND SAY BYE
• callan st boys standin on street corners offerin sexual favours 4 half a pill to anyone who will listen
• that man on market street how old is he?
• loco is a fuckin legend pure alco my hero
• Good old Harry.
• Top 10 famous people in Armagh 1.Loco Crilly 2.Jimmy Pickerine 3.Harry McGrail 4.Harpo McKenna 5.Sean 'MING' Morrison 6.John Morrison 7.Magoo Clarke 8.John 'Gola' Toner 9.Paul Dynes 10.Michelle Rooney
• YE ME ( WITH A GEEETAR)
• The wee drunk man at the depot wit his wee bottle of bo and stinken coat and the man in the wheelchair who scrubs money in Market Street but he can actually walk and run from the pealers.
• Well. armagh is full of huge celebrities and famous people. The most renowned are the local skate group who roam the streets and run the city. Although this group is feared by many, they are a lot more powerful and dangerous than you could even imagine. They may seem nice , smiling individuals but on the inside they are heartless, cruel, savage beasts. Their leader is a huge monster of a man called "Neil". dont get on the wrong side of him. His main sidekick is Connie, and she is a real bitch, (really, she is, shes a dog). Anyway just beware of their expanding empire. More people are being recruited and their powers can only get greater. If i ever experience the terror of seeing them in person i reckon that it would wreck my already fearing mind. Beware of them, theyll eat you and then eat all your friends and family. Never ignoring them and paying them money is the only way to stop them from directing their activities at you. Be afraid, be very afraid.
• loco is da man!
• barney cullen is a clown and such a laugh as a screw loose
• There is a little asian boy playing a toy concertina outside the Bank of Ireland on a Saturday
• DIXIE...enough said!
• loco is the man 2 meet if ya com to armagh. hes so friendly. oh and aidey sutton is da best fireman
• Loco the oul' cunt. What about nim these days?
• harry mcgrail you can always depend on him to be on markrt street every saturday!
• loco crilly is the town's mascot!!!!!
• Loco, is there anyone who DOESN'T know him? Statley Toner, what a chatacter... Most drunk people are famous for their behavious under the influence, really...
• THE BOUL HARRY MCGRAIL
• Loco crilly, who's brother won £2.6 million on the loto. Thats enough for 531,697 bottles of buckfast...
• Legal Piracy Rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Armagh doesn't know what it is missing!!! Everybody in this town smells like shit!!!
• Legal Piracy rock... Armagh do not know what they are missing!!! everybody smells like shit in this town
• shouldnt busk in aramgh unless ya want 2 pay the hoods money to stay the scum will try and jump ya
• that old man on market st is a bit good
• The little banjo player in market street who thinks he's good
• LISTEN TO THE OLD MAN PLAYING THE ACCORDIAN IN MARKET STREET HE IS A COMPLETE LAUGH HE SHOULD HAVE GOT A RECORD DEAL BY NOW
• BEST ENTERTAINER IS RAFO. THE ONY THING IS HE THINKS HE IS NOEL GALLAGHER
• The little asian man is class at the accordian on Market street
• some patients from St.Lukes who take there clothes of & run away from the cops
• Strangely, I haven't had any yet. Most entertainment is on the train back from London Bridge, especially if you work late. It insists on stopping at every dodgy place in South London before turning here. You also get the odd pavement pizzas stinking the carraige out.
• Give the hoods a bottle of wine and they will perform anything from light enterainment to sexual favours
• Always some old man playing a few tunes in Market St. but does any1 give him any money...are you mad?? The scrubs are saving every penny 4 their bottle of bo!
• THE BEST JOYRIDERS IN THE NORTH
• Armagh is famous for the amount of people who drop their pants in public while drunk.Now thats fucking real entertainment.
• around the library is sometimes a wee man on tin whistle
• Best street entertainer in Armagh is Hitler McVeigh on a saterday night.
• Harry McGrail at Market St. when the dole check is spent.
• Market Street
• MARKET STREET

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