The Stuff We Can't Fit In Somewhere Else in Armagh, Armagh*

The things which can't be categorised

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The Stuff We Can't Fit In Somewhere Else

• D.A.A.D were back!!! getting rid off the drug dealers in your town, coming soon!!
• Try FriendsReunited or (bit of a long shot) the Past Pupils' Union.
• all the provie bastards and pellet gun gang aka cira
• all the provies or should i say provie wanabees are fucking gay.
• ARMAGH = COMPLETE SHITHOLE
• wanker list
• up the callan street hoods

• WEL U CUD STRT BY PUTN GUD SHOPS IN2 AL DA SHITTY ONES LAK LIDL,DA POUND SHOP WE CUD GT GUD CLOTHES SHOPS INSTEAD OF DEM HOLES!
• other names for a bottle of bo the wicked lady--abottle of wreck the house please.sayings at the toss on the rock road---die dog or shite the license.--the devil hates a coward----whole duck or no dinner----bums out the window.--no riderless horses here--rinty dobben has no mony again.--sky them-- they didnt burll--call them jinglers---ill use my own fecker.--im cleaned out again--fuck this toss its a curse--lend us a couple of pound just to get me started.
• Avoid armagh but armagh people who have travelled are generaaly great craic
• "Hands up if you think armagh's a shithole!!" **puts hands up** "Hands up if you live there!!" **keeps hands up**
• taigs go home
• LOTS OF ALCOS MAKES ME PROUD 2 LIVE IN ARMAGH. LOCO IZ A LEGEND!
• ORLA LAPPIN FROM LONGSTONE

• more shops
• hennsseys!! u wil find a few markethill ones der polexed (philly and aidy megeown!!!) next to them wil be hughesy an a few girls!! o aye an paddy goodlookin!!!!!!!!!
• I MICHAEL O NEILL WISH TO PUBLICALLY STATE THAT I AM 100% GAY MICKY BONER GRIP THE SAME THING EVERY WEEK.....HIS ASS
• LOCO CRILLY IS NOTHIN BUT A WANKER. AND FUCK YOU AND ALL YOUR PROVO SHIT. HOODS ALL THE WAY U.T.H U.T.J . J P MALONEY, SEAN DUFFY, BRIAN CARTMILL ARE HOOD WANNABES, JP FUCKED A 12 YEAR OLD, SEAN IS GOING OUT WITH GIRL WHO FINGERS THEM UP THE ASS. AND BRIAN LICKED OUT CATHERAINE HUGHES.OH AND I ALSO GOT TOLD THAT LOCO CRILLY GAVE SOME DUDE UP THE ASS IN THE GRAVEYARD.AND SEAN DUFFY IS A TOTAL HOOD WANNBE AND ALSO HAS CRABS. LIAM jONES AKA JONESY IS A P.N.S.I TOUT. AND IS A PILL HEAD AND GOT HIS ASS KICKED BY DESY. I HAVE TO GO BOYS BUT I WILL KEEP U INFORMED ABOUT ALL THE WANKERS NAMED ABOVE SO IM GONA CUT IT SHORT AND SAY BYE
• i would just like to pre-warn anyone who happens to meet anyone from the callan st area..stay clear! they r sly trampy fukrs who will fuk up ur life. the girls r vicious n the boys r sleazy perverts. they will do anything to anyone they dont care what happens as they have nothing to loose as their lives r worthless anyway n they try to make everyone the same
• dean toal is a dopey wee xmas puppy
• K THE PARK
• Armagh mightn't be as bad if the people who have 'influence' in the town used it a little bit sooner. maybe the scum bags who's master has disappeared would've crawled back under their cavaliers sooner. I warn any1 visitin Armagh to not linger round Shambles bar too long, there seemed to be a lot of incidents of random mob violent attacks.
• IF YOU HAVE ANY WIT WHATSOEVER STAY WELL CLEAR YOU'LL ONLY BE DOOMED FOR ETERNITY!!!
• Has anyone from Armagh got ANYTHING good to say bout their county??? Headin there in few wks n after reading this site im dreading it!!!
• Didn't I read somewhere that Armagh is the "Buckfast" capital of Europe?Is this still the case and can anyone give me more recent figures?
• I'd just like 2 say dat not all St.Catherines gals r sluts! O.K, so da Callan.St wankers r arseholes and will do almost neting 2 ya- but leave da rest of us alone =( p.s- ne1 else tink Loco Crilly is the best goddamn citizen Armagh will ever see? It makes me proud to say I am from Armagh when I see him swaying with his bottle of buckfast at the cathedral on a friday night. I 4 1 tink we shud start a Loco fanclub!!
• ARMAGH can b a shithole but after living here so long u become attached 2 ur shitty way of life and cant get away well maybe some day !
• We will soon have a private mini ramp(in my garden) and hopefully a skate park here or in Tandragee.
• i would like a petition for those who object to the possibility of the met being closed down!rumour or not it needs to be adressed
• Skateboarding isn't very popular here but there are us 7 dedicated people and if you're ever going through skate the war memorial
• Here's a question for u Armagh types, Having been to St Pats College as a boarder for too many years (75-81)how do I get in touch with others unfortunate enough to have done similar?
• Answer to the question below - join up andpost a message on the board.
• If your born in this shit hole you marry someone from this shit hole, you live here all your life and you pass on your misfortune of living here to your children, then you die here!!! Why do u think everyone on this site slags the shit hole off so much??????????

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