Clubs (Dance Music) and Music Bars in Banff, Aberdeenshire*

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• The "SEAFIELD NIGHTCLUB" what can i say? Often you will see a POLE or RUSSKIE gettin thrown out or punched out for reaking like the Devil's armpit, or maybe they've just matter of factly touched up a young burd. The real entertainment is at throwing out time where pissed up "Spice-boys" are trying their hand with some pissed up burd they've been pestering all night,getting nowhere and picking a fight, then getting filled in. BEAT IT SPICE BOY !!!!!
• THE SEAFIELD! I loooove it!
• There is only the one club The Seafield. Altho everyone will moan and groan about how crap it is,you can guarantee that they will be there for £1 night on a Friday and then again on Saturday. Good news tho, word from the proprietors is that they are going to refurb, and thank god, those palm trees have been on the walls since before time began!!!!!
• seafield better know as the shitfield too us locls,,,,if you want too stick too the floor ,have a fight,pull a minger,,,aye go!!
• Seafield is possibly the worst club in the whole of EUROPE.
• Clubs...em...The Seafield. (Dont go!) Full of arses
• hmmm...there arent any. But if you crouched down very small, talked like a toddler then you could get in2 banff or macduff primary discos. Oh w8 there are disco in both town halls!
• The Seafield if its still there, i have been away for a few years, but when i was last there it was not surprising to see the clientel look like they had all OD'd on age reversal cream. it must be amazing stuff, knock ten years off any 20 something. reasonably cheap booze and even cheaper women(well almost women).
• The Seafield... Thankfully, i can say i have NEVER set foot in there... am i missing out? From what I've heard, no!
• Everyone goes on about the seafield, never been, i tried to get in when i was 16 but the bouncers told me to get lost, however every1 says its crap. There's the town halls in macduff but you'll only score in there if you're under the age of 16 and extremely spotty. Go 8 miles along the road to Portsoy though, pubs wise there's the choice of 3 - the shories (shore inn) used to be dive but its refurbished, sadly never been in, the boyne - it's pretty good, look out for jimmy page behind the bar, the interiors pretty old fashioned, but there's pool and a NEW jukebox, full of locals and oldies though. And there's the station, quite modern in the inside but small but cool. In the summertime, there's the tattie sheds, they're good but they're also full of underagers with their bottles of bacardi breezers either puking up everywhere or sucking face with sum1, so watch out if you're a good bit older.
• As mentioned previously - there's really only the Seafield - and that has to be the biggest meat market ever! Very drunk people with crap cheesy music and bad decor. Stay in the pubs!
• The only real club in Banff is the Seafield. The only reason I ever go there is because there isn't anything else... it's shoddily decorated, the so-called "DJ" plays a selection of teeny-bopper pop music, boy bands and 90's rock, and the staff is mostly unfriendly. If you're looking for hot female action then you're in for a disappointment too - you'd be hard pushed to find any women under 30, and when you're 18 (as I am) this is a bit off-putting. To be honest, if you fancy throwing a few shapes in the church of dance, you'd be better off heading for Aberdeen :) The Station in Portsoy used to have DJ Cheynie doing his thing (he's very good actually) but all that has stopped now.
• The Seafield. seems old pervy men like to go there and ogle the youthful women! say no more.
• The Seafield is as bad as ever when it comes to remarkably young patrons. Only open on Friday and Saturday, till 2am. Friday is usually a live band, and Sat. some crap DJ. Very much a meat market, full of slappers (like my ex-wife).
• Seafield.....wouldn't recomend it but it gets a lot of trade due to the fact that there's only one club in Banff and immediate area.
• The seafield night club, home to the worst dj's ever, the chessiest sounds and the most pissed up punters, best to stay in the pubs really....

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