The Stuff We Can't Fit In Somewhere Else in Bangor, Down*

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The Stuff We Can't Fit In Somewhere Else

• www.myspace.com/projectphoenixmyspace
• Castle Park walk at 90 degrees from road into the forest at the two stumps turn left about 45 untill the ladies start whinging about the muck at this point you will see a massive hedge in front of you,it is not inpenetrable and with a packet of tealifghts/firelighters can be an awesome pissup.....know your escape though cops approach from heritage centre car park
• dicks and dicks bags whose a cock and whose not
• hi there, i just found ure site this morn.....and its fecking excellent.....keep it going!!!!!
• were do i start ???
• belfast sucks: bangor for capital city
• Brill hypnotist in Tavern while ago, came back but diedn't go on cause the cunt that owns it fucked him about....gteat guy, not like a hypnotist, real norm, but guckin brill, flicks his fuckin fingies and your on the fuckin floor...saw his poster in tack for a show there in oct..won;t fuckin miss it ,brill mate....your dead on, and that cheeky fucker in the arcade fuckin deserved it, he;s always pissed...daughter ok though !!!!!

• Hardly touched by the troubles and so left to rot by the authorities interested in their cheap PR announcements and European money.
• muck up day! i had great craic. we trashed the grammer boys school and gardens of there own personal homes haha we had a hit list and a select number of girls to carry out the mission we came and we conquered. up the glenlola 6th form of 2004 Danielle,sue,andrea,steph,jade,jill,lynsey,amanda and sarah!
• JACK DANIELS EXPERIENCE : I WANT THEIR BABIES !!!!!
• why will the flagship centre not allow disabled peoples scooters to be installed in their crappy centre !
• the list of strattons conquests, or the number of pc wallaces chins!
• mcgrorys breasticulars,"momma momma" its like ya have been shot in the back wi two patriot missiles, just coz yer a student doesnt mean ya have ta drink for the whole a napier, 19 down 2 ta go, i have faith you can accommodate.
• ummm dont go into ards unless u rely have too! its surpising there are any dead on people in the town! if u hang down at the square - ok well if ur brave enough to sit in the frezzing cold for about 5 hours - theres us usualy sum kull people dat will go down,nail a few tricks, grind the ledges an then bugger off sumwhere,but its always a laugh - head to the shopin centre if ur stuck with sumfin to do, the tech is alrite, theres steps out the back of the lesiure centre which any sk8r in the town goes to once in their life time,umm the warehouse on fri nites is a good laugh,the bottle stop behind 'the pub' (its actualy called that,big yellow pice of shit stuck down jus past the 2 roundabouts at the bottom of the bangor road) is a good place for refresments! ummm and anywer else in ards u happen to come across,but rely there isnt anyfin worth while,ur better of jus headin to bfast!

• Let each note I now play be a blck arrow of death through all those who play false metal . AAAAAAAAAGH (bass solo now) hail satans puke/manowar.
• ummm that time the Flange band said snow patrol were supporting them and half of Bangor turned up to see them ! it wouldn't have been so bad except the flange played the same set they play week in week out.
• all in all bangor deserves to be a taliban target lets face it the place is in need of knocking down and getting rebuilt . i pray daily 4 any type of natural dissaster to wipe out bangor im hoping we are to be the next lost city after atlantis.
• Ashbury shops at the weekend for a few mixes
• bangor is completely crapp and full of sluts steeks and trampy goths like christina maconnell who is well known for he little incident with a chair and her moons!!!!!!!!!!!!
• come to ashbury have a laugh and dont get bothered by hippies cause there is none ha ha ha.
• Ashbury shops were ANDREW and BUBBLES drink their bucky till the night is crowded with pealers!! Meat wagons come if ur takin a piss its indecent exposure now with a 3 year prison sentense u dont even get dat 4 murder!! Junior and his gold chain fake!!! ryan johnston is DEAD
• Neil Mcmeekin's room smells!!!
• ASHBURY
• marina taxis 4 transport!!!!!
• if god ever gave the world an enema ,he would put the tube in bangor town hall,as our councillors are absolute crap.
• What is with the Nova brigade I mean what do they do what is the point are you all deaf!!!!!!??????? Oh and if you want your hairs chopped the Best hairdresser in Bangor is Darren in Gorgeous on High street
• The banter
• Dental practice: Helens Bay Dental Practice www.helensbaydental.co.uk
• Seriously kids, get out while you can. It's not big and it's not funny. The beauty about leaving Bangor is once you are out, at least you have the choice to venture back to remind yourself of why you left. You just keep going back in the hope that some day it may be good. Or is that being too optimistic?
• Even if they built a lighthouse, Bangor would still be nowhere near emulating the fame and success of Donaghadee!
• I once saw a Mini roll over on its roof into the sunken garden at Kingsland.
• Bangor is actually OK, but Belfast is better!
• Amusement Arcades: Twilight Zone: 78% pay outs. Loads of fairly new machines. Level of sharking 9.9 on the Sharking Scale Palladium: 70% pay outs. Oldish - Old machines. Number of times is robbed per month: 5 Nidge A Pins: unknown pay outs. Davy = wierd. Number of customers: 6 Moss Beach Leisure: 1% pay outs. Oldish machines. Number of pasty suppers eaten by the Fat Bastard per day: 78 King Leisure: 50% pay outs. OLD OLD OLD. Trumps: 70% pay outs. VERY ANCIENT MACHINES. Number of times Millie will offer blow job / ask for time per hour: 1000
• why are there always 4/5 members of staff talking at Bangor train station, they don't need the fuckers, although they are very nice people, I mean no offence.
• bangor penticostal has a great concert with their band both called "the J zone"
• Paul "corky" McCarthy appears to have hung up his skates. What's that about? He'll be back soon but in the meantime look out for the LA UNDERGROUND bench at the Pickie side pier, featuring such boyz as RAZ, DOKE, ROTLA and NIZOH.
• Nick Argent the bearded brother of beelzebub
• Anyone haer in charge of the Boom Boom Room website - Please update your photos! Still from party on the pier!! COME ON!!!!!
• http://network54.com/Hide/Forum/18184 Interesting for the local angle on the chat
• Cross-community projects are arranged by Mark Montgumery who recently won the Roman Catholic cross award for work towards the faith's promotion in N.Ireland
• All students of BGS are special and better than the rest of humanity combined. I speak as an ex-pupil and my opinion has only be confirmed by my time at University. Remember if you are a current pupil lack of work has never stood in the way of straight 'A's' and we only don't win the schools cup every year as it would be unfair to the other teams. To all present pupils spare a thought for Matt and Peter "The best maintanance duo in North Down"-T. Patton; pick up those crisp packets and carry chairs whenever they want you too, remember "it is better to live one day as a tiger than one hundred as a sheep"-T. Patton.
• The Police in their infinite wisdom decided to have an unofficial crack-down on cyclists during the last 'Bangor Cycle Week' including formally cautioning two of my mates for thir wheels being 1 foot over the line at a red light. The Police also have an affinity fo following restricted drivers around town for up to 10 mins at a time for no particular reason.
• Go to the McKee Clock for a good time
• You have to try a cheesy-chip, Crisp & Dry's ones are particularly good. Basically it's a portion of chips with a small mountain of grated cheese scattered over it - nice with Brown Rurt. Slang - Brown Rurt = Brown Sauce Red Rurt = Tomato Sauce
• Just in case anyone decides to visit, I should point out that Cecil Greenwood died this year. If you are going to visit any newsagents, visit Pollocks on Gray's Hill, I would put money on it that you've never seen a finer selection of "jizz" mags, they are also a tobacconists with an absolutely enormous amount of things to choose from - including king-size rolling machines, hmmm... Get your hair cut next door in the Barbers Workshop, a really cool place...
• Juggling shops/clubs. Clubs in Belfast (Old Museum arts centre, Belfast community circus) Shop in the Kite Loft, In a gift shop called "Just for you". The Upper Newtownards Road, East Belfast.
• Head Shops. Phoenix and some new age one on Central Avenue. There's others round there too. Rough stuff on the sea Front sell all sorts of smoking stuff.
• Slang:

  Skank

  A fine bit of totty (male or female)

  Scoping the Skank

  Checking out the Talent

  Millie

  Female with sad dress sense, like a Townie.

  Steek

  The male equivilant, red Fila boots and baseball caps. Bum fluff on the upper lip is an important lifestyle accessory.

  Face

  To snog.

  Taig

  Catholic, not many of these in Bangor.

  Jaffa

  Protestant, or English. Normally closely followed by "Bastard".

  The Sash

  A Protestant song. Trousers.

  A Chip

  A portion of chips.

  Pastie Supper-

  Weird cake thing, with vegetables. Supper means you get chips too.

  There's loads more, but this is all in very regular use.
• Writing this from Wales the memory is a little hazy, however you should be informed that Brice Park is now a dump after the early 90s posse left. P.S. Death to steeks.
• I have to say, I've only been living in Bangor for about six months now but already I would have to say that the Town is GREAT. I've never been anywhere that is full of so many ugly Biatches, filling the bars and clubs and willingly offerering themselves to anybody walking by. It's great. The only problem with the town as I see it is when you go to Play/Boom Boom Room and all the little stuck up Biatches are parading themselves up and down the building thinking they are something and the next time you see them they're behind the counter at bloody McDonalds or your local chippie. But you gotta laugh...especially in their face the stupid tarts, they do tend to give good head though !

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