The Worst Things in Bangor, Down*

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The Worst Things

• having to kick the shit out of pissheads who dont know when to shut the fck up
• too many chavs. me and my mates are kinda indie-nerd-rockers and really they just sicken us. we get along with goths and "skeets" but the chavs just have to be BASTARDS.
• mint full of wanks
• monday mornings !!
• having a noisey friend called louise
• bitches
• girls being bitches , bumping into ashbury boyz

• Queen's parade. Get a move on...
• Mint cafe ceol and all that shit. The place is a shit hole they try to do it up to look good but the atmosphere is dry and the fucking bouncer waits till your in the door and just about get a drink before coming in and asking for id and telling you get out NOW without giving you a chance to tell your friends. Thanks I'm glad I didnt stay longer than 2 mins its a shit club with stuck up cunts.
• So many steeks, not enough time to laugh at them............
• jodie smith from glenlola colegiate school here is a list why shes ginger and thinks shes not couldnt crack a smile slut bullies young kiddies so we taught her a lesson and the 6th year soaked her on the last day of school and oh she got it bad!
• Piccola are robbing bastards. Do not eat here, they buy the scraps from butchers and their pizza base is the left overs from Dominoes. They used to be good, but I have seen the light. SPICE ISLAND RULES. All their products are the cheapest they can find. AND THEY ARENT EVEN ITALIANS. Try Iranians.
• no pussy..... idiots who come here on holidays.. why ? ? there is bugger all in this hole to see ! "
• Michelle Wallace'saggy boobs (known as the deflated balloons) and framed Mars bar wrapper!! wink wink, nudge nudge you know what I mean stratton!

• scootay ridin crazy frog lovin spice boy jock doorman!!
• wee annie's place at beatrice road - all aboard the town bike, but make sure you visit the clinic afterwards...
• the worst things about bangor are the people they are old obnoxious and up them selves espes in silverstream its like a nursery home
• The gay spides and millies
• when it rains! the dick heads hu go about slabering at u for no reason at all, jus becasue u wear baggy jeans or like good music rather than that shit that goes by the term 'steaky beats' which spides like to call "music" they wodnt know what music was if it got shuved up there shit pipe turnd sidways an pulled out of their eyes - DOWN WITH ALL SPIDES! oh ye an the clubs. an the tossers which go about actin hard when ever they jus look like a bunch of pansies!
• The spides/carparkers/people who think cafe ceol is good.
• Shite Police who run at the first sign of trouble. My bruv got knocked out once as he stood eating a pastie and the peelers let the bloke who did it go as my bruv was unconscious on the ground. Bastards.
• The girls
• in bangor is the female cleaner evelyn herron who couldn,t clean the buss station because she is too lazy so she leaves it stinking rotten every day .i recall seing the night cleaners working washing the toilets she doesn,t but she couldn,t work to clean her face after all she works for translink
• the cleaner june off the flagship the nosey moaner that she is always smoking in the building efing and blinding to everyone but then she always kissed hugh blacks knob every day she owes everyone money even me i paid for the green car she drives her grandaughter carlyoneil is a right little tart in need of a good hiding so june u go away retire give everyone a break from you moanig about treasure cove dunnes and iceland by calling them all bastards
• Crap police who hide when fights start in High Street.
• skaters, steaks and all these nu metal kids are the worst thing about bangor they really piss me off
• the steeks.it is like a plague.you come out of a pub on a friday night and up pops this bum fluffed urchin with the breath of an iraqi dog demanding to know what you are slabbering at.before you can get a word in 15 of his mates are hitting you and running back to their pregnant girlfriends who are egging them on. no buses into bangor from kilcooley and ards after 7pm thats what i say.
• bangor is one big not a seaside town its abitch without beeches.
• The closing of the Buffer Inn, the Ava Pit and the Anchor. Oh, and the Royal night club...not to mention the removal of the Pool table from the back bar of the Windsor.
• the buggers that closed down boom boom room....and the smelly seats and carpet in cafe...get it sorted...people think you smell like wet dog when it waff up your nose chatted up the best looking guy...but then again there aren't that many..but when the beer googles are on who cares!!!
• bangor well its not as bad as ards and doesn't have inbreds like ards.
• bangor grammer girls and their naff short skirts & wrinkled socks...look like tarts are wee millies and think their just great!!!!!yuk yuk yuk
• PAYING FOR THINGS
• the spides!! - hoops, cars, babies, tracksuits, trianers, fags, cider, rings, more rings, necklaces, and more necklaces, did i mention hoops??,, arcades, bus stations,need i sey more???????? Nope
• the weather.....and the lack of all night clubs....who wants to finish drinking a 1am!!!! sort it!
• All the WANKERS posting on this site!
• HIPPYS
• c.c.t.v. every where.
• bangor town it is absaloutley shit
• Steeky rampers and the viscount
• bangor town
• bangor town
• hippies
• steeks (or spides)
• Steeks-a-plenty. The seafront. Bloody car park dwellers on a Sunday night in their stupid hatchbacks. It's only 6 miles from N'Ards!!
• Neil Mcmeekin's bedroom!!!!!!!!
• There is nothing good in bangor
• The Leisure Centre, the steeks and boy-racers, the Tech, Wolsey's, Cafe Ceol, proximity to Newtownards.
• the skaters who hang out at asbury
• sea front. what a mess.
• That fat cunt of a boss in Pims restaurant. what i would give to slap the fat off his face.
• Queens Parade
• Fruitbooters, steeks, no good shops and the lackage of cute single sexy men in their 20's
• Living in Bangor
• The new marina. All the fun went out of Bangor when they took away the day trippers with brats running aroung screaming their candy floss had fallen in the sea, and lounging on the wall watching the fat girls sunbathing
• Harrison Musique ( best record shop in NI ) has gone and is now a Mortgage Shop .
• wee shites with big mouthes
• gettin lifted
• Bangor,bangor,bangor
• BOOMERS, POLICE STATIOn, GOTHS AT THE MARINO
• the spides and millies, the nasty people who judge you, the leering drunk men that hide in the alleys, snonuff ,
• The wankers that start fights on a saturday night, why dont you crawl back into the scum filled stagnet pool your mother pissed you into
• the ass hole bouncer in Wolseys, who shoved me out the door one Xmas, whilst I was trying to get my friend Jill the hell out of there. He shoved me so hard, I stumbled tragically on to the pavement and broke my shoe heel. He even had the cheeck to tell me I was "barred for life..right!!" My social life has been in tatters since...please take me back, I promise to behave....
• Bangor, need i say more?
• springhill shopping centre.
• getting ones face punched in on a saturday night, waiting three days for a taxi home after getting punched in the face
• The very ugly blokes!
• The attitude of the men....they are losers!
• Wolseys, and all the bloody Hippies!!!!!!
• the queue for the dismal amount of toilets in all the niteclubs
• bangor in general
• the big dirty looking house with gargoyles on Chippendale Ave.
• Bangor Grammar School. I was one of the lucky ones who managed to avoid Mr 'Pogle' Brown for seven years and thus grow up with a relatively normal attitude to the finer things in life (as Sisquo would say).
• High rents, fat cats, big cars, huge car parks, bars, clothes shops, and everything else.
• Steeks
• its too close too ARDS
• Steek heaven on Queen's Parade, the circuit of Bangor rally on sunday night when all the saddos cruise round in their bodykitted-up Novas and Corsas, trying to look the Don but just looking really bored.
• Allens bar
• When Rusty the cunt sacks his high quality staff for talkin to ex-staff (ehh......................RUSTY a little note your gonna have no staff left...........OH SORRY is that the intension.
• The absolutely ridiculous amount of peelers (police) who seem to conveniently turn up out of the blue as soon as you light up a "herbal" cigarette. Trust me - nowhere is safe anymore, not even on Christmas Day!!
• lots of stuck up dickheads out the coast.
• Crap shops
• Bars
• The birds in Bangor are UGLY AS SIN!! They look so bad only their mothers could love them. DEATH TO ALL STEAKS!! Get a fuckin' dress sense, and I don't mean the shite luminous red, green or blue trackie bottoms, white socks and those horrendous white leather trainers you all love so much you have to wear them everywhere. AND DON'T RIDE THOSE FUCKING FLYMOs ON WHEELS YOU STEAKY BASTARDS FROM KILCOOLY. GO AND O.D. ON HEROINE AND GIVE US ALL A BREAK, IT WILL ALSO SAVE THE GOVERNMENT A FORTUNE IN DOLE HANDOUTS YOU FOUL MOUTHED FUCKWITS
• The Stuck up gits that go to the BBR - Get a life!!!
• The influx of Scottish people into Bangor. Some of them are posing as English teachers in an attempt to infiltrate society.
• Steeks throwing things at you for no reason what so ever. My I quote, "Death fell impartaly from the sky."
• Blind aggression against you for no reason on Friday/Saturday nights. The Spectator.
• KILLCOOLEY.
• the steeks, boy racers and the heroin problim
• The ever decreasing amount of normal people and decent 'skank' to be found on a Saturday afternoon.
• Bangor Grammer (attended by Mike Smith during his sojourn).
• Narrow minded provincial bigoted snobbishness, ghastly town really and awful people!
• Conor
• Prople who think they are hard and say things like "shacking laike" or "fock" All the people who think geting drunk on cider is "focking beeezzzer like"
• Football team + recreational areas Town Dump Kilcolly
• Cecils Store The Bassment Steeky Scum Holes
• Steeks, boy-racers in their Clio's & Corsa's that their parents bought for them on interest-free credit with 3 years free insurance *yawn*... People in cars that obviously belong to Mummy and Daddy, driving with their stereos so loud they're starting to distort... Only being able to buy booze from off-licences... Being "in-there" with a really good lookin' girl to find out she's 15 and goes to your sister's old school...
• Anyone who's ever attended Glenlola.
• Young gluesniffers on the sea front slabbering and stealing.

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