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• OK so the Belvedere Pikeys have knicked an £7000 bike from the Barnehurst area. How clever are you and how brave that you had to do it under cover of darkness and didn't have the bollocks to knock on our your to ask for the keys. Just for your info - the bike was up for sale anyway and we will now get more from the insurance than we would have from selling it privately! Well done as we won't be replacing it so won't incur any extra premium on future insurance! - sorry but just to explain to you thickies who f**k your own sisters and mothers - hence incurring -sorry, (there I go again using words that you quite simply wouldn't understand) - the term 'inbreds', the word 'incur' means something not required/unpleasant (a bit like you tossers really). Have you tried starting the bike yet? how many hours have you tried? how many more more hours will you try? We have the keys for the immobiliser so if you want them so you can get it started you can come and get them. We can assure you that on arrival you will get these plus an awful lot more! How exciting is that? Please just knock on the door and you will be greeted in the most unsuspecting way. We can even guarantee some fireworks! (guarantee means assurance/to meet expectations) sorry about the lesson in grammar but as you do lack any form of education please feel free to use this as the first one - here endeth!
• WATCH OUT 4 BELVEDERE STATION nasty little inbred pikey boys that think they r hard
• The whole of Nuxley Road is plagued by snotty pikey kids with nothing better to do than gob on shop windows and swear at old grannies. You'll find them on the benches outside Somerfield and the Co-op.

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Last updated: 2010-03-19