Buskers, Street Entertainers in Biggleswade, Bedfordshire*

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• Mr Gill a Biggleswade legend his most famouus phrases... Here laddy... you weant iced bun!!! Would you like a loaf of bread with that?? Any man that can sell stamps a penny dearer than what they are gets my respect! nonce.
• I read the various comments on your website about ‘Mad Willy’ and it saddened me. Whatever he’s like now, please don’t dismiss the guy who goes around town thinking he’s Jesus as just ‘Mad Willy.’ I fell in love with this guy when I was a kid – fifteen and busy rebelling, bigtime – initially it was as much his infamy that attracted me as his looks. He was eight years older, great looking and already notorious in every town we visited – a punk, a heavy drinker, but fun to be with; a gentle guy – a real pacifist, and the great love of my early life. He didn’t have a good start – his father walked out early on, his stepfather hated him, he was abused by an outsider as a child - and then he fell in with the wrong crowd and ended up being banged up. Despite the predictable low self-esteem, he knew he was intelligent and always felt he ought to have had a better start in life, then in his words he ‘could have been something’ (so many similarities to Willy Loman – one of literature’s most tragic figures). Whatever his problems and issues, he was great to be with – loving and loyal and fun, and in life you don’t meet too many of those. When I first met him he was notorious for, amongst other things, having had relationships with many, many women – he wasn’t nicknamed ‘Willy’ for nothing… Everyone knew him and nobody disliked him, although occasionally he got a beating from those who didn’t know him and saw him as an easy target when he was drunk. We kept meeting up occasionally, over the decades, until the time he rolled up unannounced and completely out of it, on my doorstep – that was when we sadly parted company for good. One day, ten years ago, I came home from a holiday and found he’d sent me a bizarre letter, rambling and strange, about festivals and golden chalices and all sorts of nonsense, concluding with the statement that he now realised he was in fact ‘The Second Coming’ – which totally freaked me out. For whatever reason, at some point clearly he went over the edge and didn’t come back. Don’t laugh at him, don’t mock him – because once he really was something else – and he was right, given different circumstances he could have been something.
• Mad Willie - thinks he is Jesus. Theresa - always walking around with her little shopping trolley. Shouts a lot and doesn't say thank you to anyone. Nicola - picks up dead leaves, rubbish etc and puts them in one of the many bags she carries, along with a portable stereo.
• nobby red face (biggest piss head since winks kicked da bucket) divvy nicola. that cunt who always wears shorts and chips around on that micro scooter, seija's mum (skanky bitch with a fit daughter) mr gill. (dead or alive??) lee reynolds, hes a cunt.
• A skinny man that always wears white shrts, youll see him about, even in the winter
• nobby red face, mad willy, divvy nicola, tasha the fat bitch, that bloke who always wheres white shorts and burns about on that little scooter thing that kids have.. lots of dirty gypsies about tryin to thieve everything
• willy hes a legend ask any one about him in biggleswade and theyll tell you that he gets so pissed all the time and rekons hes jesus (hes even got the marks to prove it!)
• Willy had a record 'Leave Willy Alone' made about him back in the Halcyon Days of Punk Rock by a band called the Bee's. Nobby was never so Lucky, but some people have said he did have the Beetroot and red Traffic light named after his head (alegedly).
• I am the best entertainer in Biggleswade, working as an Ann Summers Party Organiser. I organise parties for indiviuals, pubs, hen nights, clubs etc. and have a good range of products to show you. The party consists of fun, games and a raffle so it is guaranteed to put a smile on everyone's face! To book your party, please call me on 07876 773851.
• Bull head likes to chip round the town, pissed out his head making rare noises
• Just the odd Bible bashing wanker on a saturday lunchtime
• ok the Street Entertainers are from Stratton Way, more commonly known as the skanks and tramps! The whores round there like to put it around! Village Bycicle - Holly Thompson!!!
• Occasionally the odd keyboard player in the market square
• Watch out for the local pikies who will rob anything and take it back to their camp in Potton.
• QUALITY ENTERTAINMENT FROM LUSHOUS LIPS AND LOSE LIPS FROM STRATTON WAY
• Occasionally, Malc and Owen will give impromptue performances after the pubs chuck out.

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Last updated: 2012-01-28