The Worst Things in Biggleswade, Bedfordshire*

The entirely missable and worth mentioning because of it

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• Most of the locals seem to have some sort of intellectual impediment, alongside a physical deformity. A never ending stream of daytime chavs taking a break from Judge Judy is only broken by the odd Potton Pikey looking to steal whatever is not nailed down. Avoid at all costs
• no drugs
• The Black Bear being still closed.
• when you cant drive its a bummer, feels like you cant get anywhere but once you can drive. Its ok.
• what the hell is there to do in biggleswade its a shit hole
• Biggleswade its self to be onist! just get out!
• Manny buckland is a wart on the cock of biggleswade!
• Parking....It's a bit of a nightmare
• the roads leading into town. Knocking down the Rose and Crown in Upper Caldecote, a small village just outside the town.
• Cant get crack.
• The yocal townies give the skaters a load of greif - as they appear to have nothing better to do.
• MrPatel and his two ripp you off newsagents.
• Winston Cresent (Dodge City) The fact everybody here is related to everyone, its the norm to marry you own sister here.
• bus stop crew!!!! they all suck!
• all of it!!
• nothing to do, ABSOLUTLEY NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• nothing to do, ABSOLUTLEY NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• Parking in the town centre of a Saturday - bloody nightmare! A bus brings people in from Potton. You have to drive fast through Stratton Way, or else the pikey kids will have the wheels off your car. There's nothing to do after 11pm unless you want a fight. The OAP's moan all the time, and think that anyone under 60 is up to no-good.
• the town
• Whitney Houston in the White Fart which some loon insists on playing everytime I stop for a quick one. Gadzooks!!!!
• The roads are so narrow and the young arsehole drivers have no consideration to all other users on the road. Tell me why you need a zooped up mini doing 90mph down a 30mph road. Apart from the fact it is dangerous. They can't even reach any speed greater than 45mph as there are no long roads in Biggleswade. Stick them in the centre of sunny Newcastle Upon Tyne and they'd shit themselves. The drivers are the most inconsiderate, boring, southern shandy drinking B******* I've ever met. They can't even agree to support the same football team.
• Nearly completely flat. No hills. None.
• no available birds and the ones that are availble have had more cockends than weekends!
• DICK HEADS WHO FANCY THEMSELVES AS A BUT OF A HARD NUT AND TRY TO START A FIGHT FOR NO REASON
• It`s miles from anywhere & unless you have a car you`re pretty much stuck here!
• Everything other than the pubs.

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