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• The astronaut - one of the roughtest pubs in billingham Traders Bar on Station Road (used to be visions) its supposed to be nice in there
• The Stash. A set of bushes directly opposite High Grange shops. Ideal for cheap cider and moderately sheltered.
• Quenby, or little Iraq, where fights,swords(Brad Frank)and knives are a everyday thing, and thats just the women. The largest number of inter-bred kids in one place,everyone is related,where your dad could have a relationship with your sister,and the kids call anyone dad, brother,cause they just dont really know. kids from 8 upwards smoking rocks, that they have bought from their mothers. Do us all a favour and blow this street up, and save us from the next generation of tracky wearing, tab smoking, foul mouthed, 17 year old single mums and scruffy, hoodie wearing yobs, that hang around shouting "ere kidda, do ya wanna buy some blow or rocks".
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• unless you dont want to be hasled by 2 foot tall mini hitlers that will glass you if you dont go in the shop for some white star then dont go to windelston shops. they are even askin pregnent women to go in 4 them now lol.
• Good old Billingham
• The Golfy of a friday night. If you walk across the course in the dark you will come across various groups of drunken people stumbling about with white lightning and MD 20/20. If your an adolescent male the place to get a stinky pinky.

• high grange field
• If you are a member of the rats you can meet at sidlaw beck....
• Since the giant tractor tyre at the back of Morgans got flattened, the corny over by St Micks is the best place to go, some divs build secret camps up there, with a sofa to sit on, a new design evry week, not cos its keeping up to date with fashion, but cos it ritually gets burnt out every sunday.
• The Golfy...with a bottle of MD20/20 and a sleeping bag. Touching the girls up in the shrubbery while your mam though you were all having a sleepover round your mates!
• the best place 2 hang in billog i8s k2 a carpark best on bank holidays above coved area in town next 2 council offices cant miss it !!!!
• outside the telstar on any given night of the week. just give any one of the notorious old billy drug dealers (hoban,addy,one of the salmons,sterlo) a second glance and you'll be wearing a bottle of bud free of charge
• We used to knock about down the ratty and glare with green eyed envy at the folk of the kings arms adrinkun.

• the galley is the place to be boys and gurls gather round, oh and pepper den 6p cheaper for a cuppa walk in and ul mostly see the old bods of billog in either spot but if ya lucky ul glimpse the top boys of the billog massive!
• Im talking ghetto here.how about giong to Eastbourne in good ol stockton. Week day mornings advised unless raggy rape is your bag. In a desolate glass ridden park you will find a satisfyingly good grass gap. do it on camera quick then leg it before the gear heads run you over on their shoddy push peddle and pops. if u know the bourne then enter over the railway bridge, if you dont then just look but be cautius. a bit vague but well worth a look. If you see a fat chor called gareth appears jus tell him your a billog local and he wont burgle you.
• does billingham still close at 9pm when they shut the rail crossing 6am next day
• The Magnet(Queensway) pulls you in no matter how hard you try to get away
• the old ICI offices near the synthonia club, people are still goin in there on a night. hahaha
• Windleston shops , tucked in socks shirts stripy jumpers and chor caps are the uniform. If your lucky you will see Dion chilling out on his bike with crew.
• whereva the tackheads arent, usually carlton park or the rock with sum drunken bum jumpin in large sandbags and backs of trucks (the rock happens 2 be a bbig rock)
• The copwen crew has taken advantage of the new facilites, and are now permanently residing in the new bus stop, I happened to notice on new years eve they were out in force otuside grames shop.
• little chef over in wolvo court is where all the boy racers hangout, look out for all the boy races with the little chef sticker on their cars.
• as the wee townie kids grow up ya know they venture off into the dark unknown usaly only as far as the billy arms or as a special treat the cornerhouse in boro which has slowly become degraded by the presnce of these and there monkey friends
• The most popular hang out spot is the billog job centre where you can happily find NO F&*%ing WORK and usually have your nuts chewed off by either one of the local chores pitbulls or the dumb arses who are there to let you know there IS NO WORK.
• For all your bus-stop smaching needs, Cowpen Lane is always a good place with 5 bus shelters which regularly need new glass.
• big up to the bus stop bums askin any 1 to go in the paki shop 4 sum cida
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• The Town centre is the best place if you want to find all the hard people (Scruffy charvers). Be warned, only people with the holy bottle of white star and a fag will be allowed to knock about here. If you're lucky you'll see the busker with his dog and lots of old people shuffling about. No decent shops. Only charity shops, newsagents, banks and estate agents. Don't go into the toilets unless you want to get raped or touched. The whole centre smells mostly of piss.
• For Big TUPAC fans there is the cowpen crew who are a pack of wankers an think the sun shines out of his dead arse. Can usually be found outside Graeme's shop, the bus shelter or Charley's pond. If you're lucky, Luke will have his ghetto blaster and Burnsey will have his kosh. Ere mate, can a lend 20p for the phone mate. BIG UP LUKE AND THE COWPEN CREW!
• John whitehead park or Wolviston Woodpark are both excellent places to consume strong white cider or 20/20.
• of course its going to be the bandstand for all the tracksuit wearing cock knockers,but for the billog massive skaters the marble ledge.
• THE GREEN, THE BACK OF YOUNG'S NEWSAGENTS
• The CLifton Ave shops
• On top of the school huts, and on a few occasions seeing the sunrise too! With parents thinking all thinking we were at 'Sarah's birthday sleep over'. . . hmm. . yeah right!
• John Whitehead Park, The towny or the astro turf in Low Grange. If your name is not on the teapot shaped slide that your not on the A-List
• the one place that has been left out and i think deserves a mention is the park yes john whitehead park, where in the summer many drunken scum can be found trying to play on the swings and pissing down the slide. Hey it's all good wholesome fun!
• For the record kids don't hang about outside Ritas bakery anymore, that has closed and is now Beuno, bringing pizza to the good people of Wolvo Court.
• billingham campus school is usually where you'll find most of the school kids . Usually about 13-16 hanging around the back of the P.E block taking a quick swig. Usually threr all night until they decide to walk all the way to wolviston to go to McDonalds
• The bustop on Wharfdale Avenue or Food News and Booze on Teesdale is the place where all the decent ppl in Billingham hang out, the library is where to find all the raggies (usually about aged 10) and their bottles of White Star.
• Everyone likes street corners quite a bit. Yum.
• outside the swan shops
• the green, local "eer nors" can be spotted swiging some cider, in their 1995 NAFF CO 54 jackets and shouting "eer youuuuuu", pleasant bunch.
• bede college, the most unfreindly place on earth with the congregation willing to attack any inocent bystanders or rival gangs
• A good place to meet up with any blind date's you may be planning is the funny naked statue near the post office and if they are just about as good looking as Mike Tyson you can just walk on by as if you were on your way to the Forum to catch the latest Movie(well they are normaly a year old but keep it to yourself)
• Clifton Avenue shops - Kids love to gather around Ritas bakery and the off licence waiting for some poor upsuspecting bloke to acost. "Eer, gerus a bottle of White Star..mate".
• The Band-stand (a place where the scum of billingham gather)

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