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Pubs in Billingham, Stockton-on-Tees*

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  • They are all shite - The astronaut if you fancy a bit of smack or want to hit the crack pipe - the Billy Arms if you want to chat up jail bait, or the chavs in the Telstar - go to the boro instead...
  • Astronaut, arms, telstar, New Moon, How long you got
  • Pubs: the stoney oak, the telstar, the billy arms, the owington farm, the merlin, the swan..all serve nice cold pints.
  • flix
  • all pubs too spaced out so ya stuck in one for the nite or ya can waste a fortune taxi-ing around town
  • Ah the good ol' Swan always worth having a sing there on a Thursday... and 2, yes 2, pool tables, they really spoil us (and serve a cracking Stella)
  • You all know trying to get into Kiss and getting knocked back sucks, so into the Billy Arms it is! Damn Bouncers, who dont watch the door at the Arms, but if you get in they wont chuck you-so confusing for my young mind...
  • barmaids in the kings well worth a look
  • the t u c its sound
  • The Astronaut???!!! NOOO! It is the only pub where to be able to play pool you HAVE to play the champ... even if the champ is out of the country at the time! No champ around = no pool. What's the point? And as soon as you walk in, everything stops, y'know, in Westerns when the sheriff walks in the saloon and everyone drops what they're doing, including the piano and barman? That's what it's like!
  • A good few, the swan and more.
  • If you want the cheapest pint ever and are willing to put up with coffin dodging living dead rejects then the Cons club is the place for you. It is the only place on gods earth where you can have your hands cut off for using a mobile phone.
  • the swan with its new face lift is prob the best at the min.
  • LONG TIME AGO THE FORUM BAR,ASTROS ,ARMS AND STONEY
  • BILLINGHAM IS IN CLEVELAND NOT TYNE AND WEAR U WANKER
  • The astronaut public house is now under new management with the husband and wife teams of peter bent nose smith and the ever youthful avril and glynn pop larkin and dear jenny.It,s the place to be right now even the pool team captained by ppppp paul aaaalderson are top of the league
  • Stoney Oak (Full Of Kids) Kings Arms (good crack)
  • Sorry to see Derek the landlord of the astronaut is leaving,We'll probably get that funny cigarette smell back again.It's been heaven with just the normal law abiding people in there.
  • opened in a time of 60's space age optimism "the Astronaut" heralded a brave new era. At some point the dream turned sour and this pit of desolation now serves to house a pitiful array of alcholics passing 12 hours a day staring up through skylights watching the 22nd century pass them by.
  • if your lookin for a fight the billy arms,but i would rather travel to the otherside of billog to the "kings arms"
  • The Stoney or The Kings?
  • SMITHS ON THE GREEN, BLACK HORSE,THE SALUTATION
  • The King's -the local hangout where you're guaranteed to see everyone you went to school with!
  • For a good night go to the Stoney then the Kings. If u like the older crowd go and see Ben in the Wellie.
  • Children go to the King's Arms or the Stoney Broke until they suddenly realise they've all turned 30.
  • Kings Arms. Top pub.
  • As everyone knows,Billingham is home to the Stoney Oak nightclub!. Every DJ...from Pete Tong to Paul Oakenfold has played a set at the`Stoney`!!.
  • astronaut,it's good crack !
  • the pbs in billingham are either full of a very fresh faced crowd or a very old crowd ~(those that have not managed to escape to fresher air!
  • The Telstar is a good night out, even though it is the same as the Kings Arms
  • Just a bottle of WKD as we wander down Teesdale will do me
  • get ya self a membership at the cons club, less than £1 a pint, ya cant go wrong with that can ya.
  • The Telstar is good, but is exactly the same as the Kings Arms
  • kings arms!
  • the kings, the owey, the ship in wolviston, go nowhere else but these places. unless your called kev.
  • the knigs arm is popular, especially in good weather. the stoney oak does good cheap food. the telstar is a carbon copy of the kings arms
  • Billingham TUC Social club is a top hangout to many of the genetic experiments created since Billingham's growth as a town in the 1920's. One can mingle with a host of the town's finest inbreds and enjoy a game of Bingo to boot.
  • Cor this is one thing Billy isn't short of. The Stoney Oak on High Grange Avenue is a personal fave.
  • The Astronaut

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Last updated: 2010-11-07

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