Clubs (Dance Music) and Music Bars in Bordon, Hampshire*

Where to go to get down

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• Indigo - The local residents like to gather here to exchange sexual diseases and produce pikey offspring.
• rolling up into the club just to drop the devil mixes branding all the young girls, *UH* with triple sixes
• the oasis bordon is not the best place to be in the world but with a great team of staff and good djs its a good night out for the lads if you dont av enough dough to go out in pompy or guilford the drinks are not dat exspensive. the q clube is quit chusty wit strippers on a wensday and karioke on a tuesday,thursday,sunday its a great laugh and not forgetting the build up 2 da big O on fridayand staurday if your in bordon its the only! place 2 be
• The Oasis, as mentioned in Oct 2004s edition of 'Time Out' magazine as 'musically, one of the most important clubs outside a London postcode'. With its eclectic mix of dub and trance cleverly fusioned together by its team of A-list DJs the Oasis is both vibrant and progressive in its attitude towards the dance scene. The locals can often be seen 'Shabba-ranking' it on the weekends. Entrance by guest list only.
• BIG O
• well there is club SAD which is better known as 'The Oasis' its the place to go if your 1 of the following -DRUNK -DESPERATE FOR A SHAG -A SQUADY -A SLAPPER
• the big o man !!!
• oasis but its crap
• oasis full of squaddies
• The oasis wow woopdy fucking do
• wow one oasis
• the oasis man
• ooooh .... The Oasis ... it looks like a wedding disco event at the Weekend, it sounds like a Wedding Disco and EVEN has a big hole in one wall to which a shipping container was attached to "extend the seating area" ... this place bring a few words into my head... "slappers" "squaddies" "tosspots" "pikeys" "is that your dad dj'ing?"

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Last updated: 2008-10-14