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• Re: What Difference Would Extra Income Make to Your Life? by Frank Dux Innit (Member 10161720) on 31-Dec-2008
  Visit my new website http://www.lulwot.com. Thanks.

• Re: What Difference Would Extra Income Make to Your Life? by Frederick Williams (Member 10191529) on 21-Jan-2009
  people who have experience in the Financial Services in Bordon = The Ducklands Loan Shark company.

• Re: What Difference Would Extra Income Make to Your Life? by Frank Dux Innit (Member 10161720) on 5-Feb-2009
  Is malware like Betterware, only not delivered to your door by 'family fat' the Crumps??

• Re: What Difference Would Extra Income Make to Your Life? by booldawg (Member 10056582) on 8-Feb-2009
  Opening any link suggested by FRANK DUX is always bad for your health. I'm only just beginning to regain my eyesight after joffing myself blind to his Lemonparty link I opened in 2005.

• Re: What Difference Would Extra Income Make to Your Life? by Frank Dux Innit (Member 10161720) on 8-Feb-2009
  There's now accompanying music on the Lemonparty site. G'waaaarn mush, I *dare* you...

• Re: problem with B4L? by Moosher John (Member 10196150) on 21-Oct-2008
  It'a not gone anywhere. put another 50p in the meter lol

• Re: problem with B4L? by booldawg (Member 10056582) on 21-Oct-2008
  I get one of those 'Forbidden Access, you are not authorised' messages. I thought that only applied to Bordon Girl Guides hut since they took out the injunction.

• Re: problem with B4L? by booldawg (Member 10056582) on 7-Dec-2008
  'well you would know Booldawg' LOL, what sort of riposte is that? Have you lost the love for internet mockery?

• FAKE GAY FRANK TOUTS FOR PROSSIES alias AJ. ALLAN 21 BRANWELL CLOSE CHRISTCHURCH DORSET by err indoors (Member 10226760) on 24-Jun-2008
  kerb crawling trawling paedo kiddie fiddler cunt

• Re: BEX by Frank Dux Innit (Member 10161720) on 24-Jun-2008
  Wait a minute....which FRANK are we talking about 'ere??

• Re: BEX by Frederick Williams (Member 10191529) on 4-Jul-2008
  Oh dordy. Such slander shouldn't be said around here.

• Re: BEX by booldawg (Member 10056582) on 15-Jul-2008
  Its like he's seen inside your soul DUX.

• Re: HAPPY NEW YEAR!! by booldawg (Member 10056582) on 9-Feb-2008
  mong

• Re: HAPPY NEW YEAR!! by Frederick Williams (Member 10191529) on 13-Feb-2008
  Why thankyou young man.

• Re: HAPPY NEW YEAR!! by Frank Dux Innit (Member 10161720) on 15-Feb-2008
  You're welcome. Fag.

• Re: HAPPY NEW YEAR!! by booldawg (Member 10056582) on 19-Feb-2008
  No thanks; I'm trying to give up.

• Re: HAPPY NEW YEAR!! by Frank Dux Innit (Member 10161720) on 20-Feb-2008
  ZING!

• Re: HAPPY NEW YEAR!! by Frank Dux Innit (Member 10161720) on 17-Mar-2008
  Well FRANK, you're still posting, so one can only assume that's a resounding 'No'.

• Re: HAPPY NEW YEAR!! by booldawg (Member 10056582) on 17-Mar-2008
  Its so much more treatable these days.

• Re: OK, who modded FRANK APPLEFORD's spamming?? by columbo (Member 10212515) on 15-Dec-2007
  You like Turkish gentleman Mr. Dux?

• Re: OK, who modded FRANK APPLEFORD's spamming?? by Frank Dux Innit (Member 10161720) on 15-Dec-2007
  Yes i love Turkish Delight's. You either love 'em or hate 'em.

• Re: OK, who modded FRANK APPLEFORD's spamming?? by booldawg (Member 10056582) on 19-Dec-2007
  If it hasnt by now I guess it never will....

• Re: OK, who modded FRANK APPLEFORD's spamming?? by booldawg (Member 10056582) on 23-Dec-2007
  yes, but it was you I was thinking of X

• Re: www.bordon4life.co.uk by Frank Dux Innit (Member 10161720) on 13-Dec-2007
  FRANK APPLEFORD has quickly gone from intelligent witty postings to postings that possibly even fall below the standards of the rest of us at this board ~_~. *scoffs*

• Re: www.bordon4life.co.uk by Frederick Williams (Member 10191529) on 15-Dec-2007
  Appleford speaks about himself again.... "A turd shoving fag is the lowest one can get!"

• Re: www.bordon4life.co.uk by Frank Dux Innit (Member 10161720) on 15-Dec-2007
  Obviously he's one of those guys that loves the sound of his own voice...

• Re: www.bordon4life.co.uk by Frederick Williams (Member 10191529) on 17-Dec-2007
  Don't give up the Ardvark breeding APPLEFORD!

• Re: www.bordon4life.co.uk by booldawg (Member 10056582) on 19-Dec-2007
  FRANK APPLEFORDS interest in the continuous re-population of the Aardvark is nothing more than a front for his love of curring South American mammals.

• Re: www.bordon4life.co.uk by Frank Dux Innit (Member 10161720) on 23-Dec-2007
  There's a shocking lack of ability to correctly spell the word 'Aardvark' in this thread.

• Re: Is B4L ... by Frederick Williams (Member 10191529) on 4-Dec-2007
  It intermittently says "Service Unavailable". Maybe MOOSHER had the admin screen open for all his domains while curring his latest conquest on his office desk and accidently disabled it?

• Re: Is B4L ... by booldawg (Member 10056582) on 4-Dec-2007
  Just posted on there at 9pm.

• Re: Is B4L ... by Moosher John (Member 10196150) on 10-Dec-2007
  Just fuck off arsehole

• Re: Is B4L ... by Frank Dux Innit (Member 10161720) on 11-Dec-2007
  Come on FRED, you heard the man...

• Re: B4L by Frank Dux Innit (Member 10161720) on 1-Oct-2007
  So has your chad. It looks like a jam doughnut that's grown hairs...

• Re: B4L by booldawg (Member 10056582) on 1-Oct-2007
  to be fair DUX, you're giving FREDs chad an 'after curring' appraisal; before that its tucked in like like sweetest of pink roses.

• Re: B4L by Frank Dux Innit (Member 10161720) on 1-Oct-2007
  Not after i've curred it... :'(

• Re: B4L by booldawg (Member 10056582) on 2-Oct-2007
  haha, yes, its like a bulldog eating a bowl of custard.

• Re: DUX by booldawg (Member 10056582) on 26-Sep-2007
  When we werent posting diluted crap because our 'birds' were watching? before myspace and facebook? When FRED almost never posted a link from 'The Bordon Herald' and AB?

• Re: DUX by Frank Dux Innit (Member 10161720) on 26-Sep-2007
  Haha no i've just been really busy at work the last couple of weeks really, although it was nice to interact with FRANK APPLEFORD for a change. Besides we always have the VIP board for the private lads chat :-D

• Re: DUX by booldawg (Member 10056582) on 26-Sep-2007
  I was under the impression that KAREN knew about the Knowhere?

• Re: DUX by Frank Dux Innit (Member 10161720) on 26-Sep-2007
  She does.

• Re: DUX by Frederick Williams (Member 10191529) on 3-Oct-2007
  Was she RACHEL?

• Re: DUX by Frank Dux Innit (Member 10161720) on 3-Oct-2007
  Nah RACH was definately a separate entity.

• Re: DUX by Frederick Williams (Member 10191529) on 5-Oct-2007
  Do you know that from curring her?

• Re: DUX by booldawg (Member 10056582) on 19-Oct-2007
  I was incredibly bored at work the other day and clicked on the 1st ever page of B4L. I didnt realise that RACHEL did actually post there for the first few days of its infancy. I thought she dissapeared in the 'Knowhere' days.

• Re: DUX by Frank Dux Innit (Member 10161720) on 19-Oct-2007
  ARTHUR got stroppy and started vetting her internet usage. He had inside knowledge that MOOSHER was an up and coming curring machine you see.

• Re: FAO: FRANK APPLEFORD by Frederick Williams (Member 10191529) on 20-Sep-2007
  Obviously not. He's still alive.

• Re: FAO: FRANK APPLEFORD by booldawg (Member 10056582) on 21-Sep-2007
  He once got his chad furiously curred at Prince Phillip barracks by the camp adjutant.

• Re: FAO: FRANK APPLEFORD by Frank Dux Innit (Member 10161720) on 22-Sep-2007
  FRANK APPLEFORD is probably a ponce from Winchester way...

• Re: FAO: FRANK APPLEFORD by booldawg (Member 10056582) on 23-Sep-2007
  DUX has written several books on the matter

• Re: FAO: FRANK APPLEFORD by Frank Dux Innit (Member 10161720) on 23-Sep-2007
  http://tinyurl.com/2vwe78

• Re: FAO: FRANK APPLEFORD by Frank Dux Innit (Member 10161720) on 23-Sep-2007
  That was my first publication (work safe) - my memoirs of how to overcome your fears and anxiety of fellating your first guy. As you can see i've used the name FRED WILLARD to protect my identity of reprisal attacks from narrow minded homophobic vigilantes.

• Re: FAO: FRANK APPLEFORD by booldawg (Member 10056582) on 23-Sep-2007
  I've just read the synopsis AND all the customer reviews. Theres no mention of buggery, felching, rimming OR cottaging. Avoid.

• Re: FAO: FRANK APPLEFORD by Frank Dux Innit (Member 10161720) on 23-Sep-2007
  The terminology is there for people 'in the know' BOLDAG, you can't just use those grubby phrases on Amazon - they never make it past the decency filter! Buy my book!

• Re: FAO: FRANK APPLEFORD by booldawg (Member 10056582) on 25-Sep-2007
  'people in the know' Haha DUX, I know for a fact you've only ever read one book in your life; American Psycho.

• Re: FAO: FRANK APPLEFORD by Frank Dux Innit (Member 10161720) on 25-Sep-2007
  I read Viz every month too :'-(

• Re: FAO: FRANK APPLEFORD by booldawg (Member 10056582) on 26-Sep-2007
  DUXs imagination is so vivid he can 'get wood' whilst reading 'Kappa Slappa'

• Re: Today I'm pretending its the 70s by Frederick Williams (Member 10191529) on 9-Jul-2007
  What are you pretending today is?

• Re: Today I'm pretending its the 70s by booldawg (Member 10056582) on 10-Jul-2007
  Wednesday. That is all.

• Re: Today I'm pretending its the 70s by Frank Dux Innit (Member 10161720) on 11-Jul-2007
  Happy Wednesday!

• Re: Today I'm pretending its the 70s by Frederick Williams (Member 10191529) on 13-Jul-2007
  Happy Friday, happy weekend.

• Re: Today I'm pretending its the 70s by Frederick Williams (Member 10191529) on 17-Jul-2007
  Well FRANK APPLEFORD, let me put it this way I can't catch what i've already got.

• Re: Today I'm pretending its the 70s by Frank Dux Innit (Member 10161720) on 17-Jul-2007
  FRED's had a few meat injections...

• Re: Today I'm pretending its the 70s by Frank Dux Innit (Member 10161720) on 25-Jul-2007
  You occasionally get mixed up with the Bordon board FRANK APPLEFORD - when do we get to cur your chad as punishment??

• Re: Today I'm pretending its the 70s by booldawg (Member 10056582) on 30-Jul-2007
  FRED IS the Bordon board mister!

• Re: Haha DUX, the moosh is dead! by Frederick Williams (Member 10191529) on 6-Jul-2007
  Which board is this from?

• Re: Haha DUX, the moosh is dead! by Frederick Williams (Member 10191529) on 6-Jul-2007
  Haha Emsworth. DUX should post a reply.

• Re: Haha DUX, the moosh is dead! by Frank Dux Innit (Member 10161720) on 6-Jul-2007
  I've left him my response...

• Re: who is by Frederick Williams (Member 10191529) on 6-Jul-2007
  It might be T's as if you look at posts further down this page KAREN tells us to sod off under the alias 'karen'.

• Re: who is by booldawg (Member 10056582) on 6-Jul-2007
  T doesnt know about the Knowhere, wouldnt choose that user name or post in that style. I'm 100% on this :-)

• Re: DUX, was your 'coming out' by Frank Dux Innit (Member 10161720) on 6-Jul-2007
  I got the kind of response i'd imagined getting tbh. Still, it's a huge weight off my shoulders so i'm happy! Obviously in a few months time when RACH realises that ARTHUR has been curring her grandmother and decides to log back on here in search of the DUX's enticing phallus she'll be devastated to learn that her quim is of no interest to my brown coated corey.

• Re: DUX, was your 'coming out' by booldawg (Member 10056582) on 7-Jul-2007
  Well DUX if you ever need to practise a bit of 'taking' then my minimal girth will be an ideal starting location; FRED seemed to cope quite well with it. I'm sure RACHEL will pop the brown boy in the oral cock wash ready to sample some of her 'caviar'.

• Re: DUX, was your 'coming out' by Frank Dux Innit (Member 10161720) on 9-Jul-2007
  In the style of Cruel Intentions: "You can put it anywhere you like".

• Re: I am... by booldawg (Member 10056582) on 5-Jul-2007
  either KAREN has sussed DUXs log-in - or he's serious. Pray tell dear DUX.

• Re: I am... by Frederick Williams (Member 10191529) on 5-Jul-2007
  Has KAREN got a big cock then?

• Re: I am... by booldawg (Member 10056582) on 5-Jul-2007
  yeah, his name is DUX

• Re: I am... by Frank Dux Innit (Member 10161720) on 5-Jul-2007
  Guffaw boys, guffaw!

• Re: I am... by Frank Dux Innit (Member 10161720) on 5-Jul-2007
  KAREN doesn't have my password - i keep them closely guarded! Rest assured boys, if she DID ever manage to recover my password, i'd toe my dealer boot roight up her potty slot and smash her right in Bordon style ;oP

• Re: I am... by booldawg (Member 10056582) on 6-Jul-2007
  DUXs 'coming out' is a cry for help; Its an attempt to divert attention to 'here'. He misses the 'good old days' of the Knowhere before our morts got on B4L and it became a tirade of who can out-serve who and photos of my trip to the USA. DUX yearns for simplicity with a sense nostalgia harking back to when days were frittered away Lemonpartying the gullible BOLDAG, dreaming of the days when BOLDA
  G was still fat, FRED was BORDONPIKEY and no-one knew MOOSHER drove a Volvo.
  ... more >>

• Re: I am... by booldawg (Member 10056582) on 6-Jul-2007
  ...and there was no 'edit' button for me to add 'RACHEL was a slut' at the end of my above post.

• Re: I am... by Frank Dux Innit (Member 10161720) on 6-Jul-2007
  Pmsl! I wonder if RACH ever made it to France with her nan.

• Re: I am... by booldawg (Member 10056582) on 6-Jul-2007
  ARTHURS probably servicing the Nan whilst RACHEL goes into town for baguettes and brie.

• Re: I am... by Frederick Williams (Member 10191529) on 6-Jul-2007
  I rekon she was a right dirty dog in bed. Probably always on all fours taking it up the chad, then sucking it dry afterwards.

• Re: I am... by booldawg (Member 10056582) on 6-Jul-2007
  I regaled T with my virginity loss story last night. Haha, I think she was both shocked and amused. Seemed to do the trick, I got curred straight after :-)

• Re: I am... by Frank Dux Innit (Member 10161720) on 6-Jul-2007
  Haha you mean she didn't know it already?!? You owe me there BOLDAG - i'm sure it's my recent harping on about it that has prompted her to ask ;)

• Re: I am... by Frederick Williams (Member 10191529) on 6-Jul-2007
  I still haven't heard the story. I feel i'm missing out on a big laugh!

• Re: I am... by booldawg (Member 10056582) on 6-Jul-2007
  No, she hadn't heard that story before. TBH I told it to my ex-missus early on when we met and she nearly finished with me over it! Haha, in hindsight that wasnt such a bad thing! I mustve missed a post on B4L where DUX hints at my V-loss story. I cant even remember telling DUX, surely it wasnt on Knowhere? its too much to type FRED. I'll save it for a meet up unless T posts it up there tonight :-(

• Re: I am... by Frank Dux Innit (Member 10161720) on 6-Jul-2007
  I started a thread whilst you were away trying to entice T to 'out' some stories of you. You first told me in person when we met up @ Indigo's after you'd initally whet mt appetite for the story by regaling me on Messenger that it was a sensational moment in your life.

• Re: I am... by booldawg (Member 10056582) on 6-Jul-2007
  It would appear you know more than T! I guess it is more of a 'lads' story tbh.

• Re: The problem with B4L over the weekend... by Frederick Williams (Member 10191529) on 29-May-2007
  LB had her hairy kebab hanging out ready for DUX to gel on round and suck her greasy mothers lips!!

• Re: The problem with B4L over the weekend... by Frank Dux Innit (Member 10161720) on 29-May-2007
  Then I remembered i'm on a diet and passed on the task to BOLDAG.

• Re: The problem with B4L over the weekend... by Frederick Williams (Member 10191529) on 29-May-2007
  Which he failed miserably.

• Re: The problem with B4L over the weekend... by booldawg (Member 10056582) on 30-May-2007
  It was good for me *lies back and puffs on fag*

• Re: The problem with B4L over the weekend... by Frank Dux Innit (Member 10161720) on 1-Jun-2007
  Laying back and puffing on FRED helps you to relax??

• Re: The problem with B4L over the weekend... by Frederick Williams (Member 10191529) on 7-Jun-2007
  Well it always helps you unwinde, so I don't see why BOLDAG can't benefit from it either.

• Re: B4L by Frederick Williams (Member 10191529) on 14-May-2007
  Have they got a death wish or something?

• Re: B4L by Frank Dux Innit (Member 10161720) on 14-May-2007
  Fucking yanks...

• Re: B4L by fishyfishy (Member 10198056) on 14-May-2007
  Ah thank fuck for that, I was about to strip my pc right down.

• Re: B4L by Frederick Williams (Member 10191529) on 14-May-2007
  Fishy Fanny?

• Re: B4L by Frank Dux Innit (Member 10161720) on 14-May-2007
  Since when did FRED's mum have an account on here???

• Re: B4L by Frederick Williams (Member 10191529) on 15-May-2007
  Since your Dad pulled his finger out his arse and got her a PC.

• Re: B4L by Frank Dux Innit (Member 10161720) on 15-May-2007
  I'll bet he made her work for it ;o)

• Re: B4L by booldawg (Member 10056582) on 16-May-2007
  That'd made DUX and FRED half brothers had it not been for the fact I curred FREDS mum nearly 20 years ago.

• Re: BOLDAG by Frank Dux Innit (Member 10161720) on 10-May-2007
  GOD!!!!! Now i remember one of the reasons why i fucking hated this cunting board software!! >:-|

• Re: BOLDAG by Frederick Williams (Member 10191529) on 14-May-2007
  Were you trying to ask BOLDAG out on a date?

• Re: BOLDAG by booldawg (Member 10056582) on 16-May-2007
  I stuck my cory in his mouth after the word 'I'; It was my way of accepting the offer.

• Re: Now I knows you crazy B4l people by Frank Dux Innit (Member 10161720) on 27-Apr-2007
  dick head x-D

• Re: Now I knows you crazy B4l people by booldawg (Member 10056582) on 27-Apr-2007
  I just KNEW if anyone were to answer it would be DUX...'EAR ME NOW!

• Re: Now I knows you crazy B4l people by Frank Dux Innit (Member 10161720) on 28-Apr-2007
  Don't lie. You were just trying to show FRANK APPLEFORD that you're still alive and sexy - you are a man with needs after all!

• Re: Now I knows you crazy B4l people by booldawg (Member 10056582) on 28-Apr-2007
  He's only into aardvarks :-(