The Worst Things in Braintree, Essex*

The entirely missable and worth mentioning because of it

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• The native been here for generations mutants or the imported from some other shit hole in Essex chavs, perhaps the 'how did I end up here' upper middle class twats? Take your pick.
• Come visit Braintree, and drink with inbreds and the scum of Essex.
• The fact everyone that has left a message here to detract from Braintree says alsmost as much as the fact I live here and both me and my wife refer to it as Brainf**k. Don't come here, don't drive through, and definitely don't make the mistake of living here.
• NOTHING 2 DOOO!!!!!
• People in Braintree don't like kids!!
• All the chavs that hang around.
• living in braintree
• to many yobs late at night spoiling town centre need more good police walking the beat.
• There are some right wankers out at night(always have been) and the councils' incredible efforts to turn this fine old market town into just another commuter inhabited, faceless shithole.
• the sign to the town "welcome to Braintree and Bocking" poor bocking having to be on the same sign to braintree it should read "welcome to Bocking oh and if you have to,braintree"
• Small town mentality. Rough types. Turning into just another commuter town.
• The town of Braintree is shit, I strongly recommendand anyone thinking about moving to this town not to!!
• Not having anything worth while round here. No decent record shops. No decent gig venues. The basic lack of knowledge half the people of this town possess when confronted by those with different tastes of music to them. (please note, this is not a personal attack on any one in particular. I'm just making a pretty obvious observation :) )
• lots of little slapper teenage mums, who seem to spend most of their time puking up outside h20 on a friday night no decent shops(even tho freeport is supposed to be a designer outlet, still outrageously overpriced) no decent pubs, and a severe lack of good nightlife the price of housing has doubled in the last few years, due to city types spending half their lives on trains commuting to london from here
• TELL ME ANYTHING GOOD
• The station. Almost completely useless. Trains to London every September, just make sure you don't want to come back.
• no hookers in town, unless you know where they hang out ?
• East-Enders and reprobates
• the youth , the dudes with attitude, lack of nay thing resembling a decent nightlife.
• the speed cameras, and peti police force who get there numbers up preying on the unsuspecting driver
• The bloody council, oh and my little brother.
• living here.
• no decent record shops no night life no entertainment

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Last updated: 2009-02-21