Hookup Spots in Burnham on Crouch, Essex*

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• Yeah man, like the bench outside fiveways is pukka innit, sometimes we walk down to Dillons if they have white lightning on special. The bench ouside the libary is a usefull stop off to build a reefer. Other than that the railway station is where we play 5 aside sometimes, as the grass on milfields make our white RBK's dirty in the wet weather. Ramblers on a friday night is crucial and the dj has some pukka 2-step choons.
• library bench
• library bench
• Anywhere where there's something easy to smash, you'll find the low-life hoodies.
• the best place to hang is at da cinama it's really cheap and u can have a gd time
• library bench massive, little chavscum everywhere
• chavs have over run the town, they hook up on many a street corner of an evening. preferred chavscum dens include the library bench (mekka to all chavs, co op bench and milfields. chavs go home
• the ship, full of drunks
• Yeah, the train station. Wild. You kids really know how to live don't yer ? Yawn.
• library bench, milfields, village store, fiveways and basically anywhere that holds more than 2 people.
• Burnham Railway Station
• da picnic benches abuv da sk8park.piss up evry friday n saturay nite,yer man! da pontoon where karly sloan n kerry woloszczuk got stuck in da river! da marina!!!-luv makin spot where ppl smoke pot! da coffee bar if ur a greebo!
• the coffee bar, its the place to be, but it is bloody expensive (and boring if you sit in there for too long!)
• I have an undate for you, u say this is where the loosest slappers outside of Basildon hang out, when was the last time u were in Basildon, I have lived in Basildon all my life and can honestly say, the slappers in Basildon are no worse or better than slappers anywhere.
• The best spot is at the train station there are more people on the station in the evening than on the train!
• The Great Eastern Station. A famed spot which will forever go down in folklore as the place where Paul D'Silva got stabbed in the chin with a Stanley knife by some guy who phoned him up and asked him to meet him at the station.
• Colin Lomax`s Hospital room with padded walls
• The seafront outside the Anchor, the loosest slappers outside of Basildon
• The Magnapps Farm Railway Burnham-on-Crouch Fair The Scout lodge Nick Clapham's house
• The bench outside the Village Stores. Room for two!
• Da Bench outside Fivewayz
• TRY OUTSIDE DILLONS SHOP, IT IS MUCH BETTER, PLUS I LIVE NEAR THERE AND THEY GET ON MY NERVES WHEN I'N TRYING TO SLEEP!
• Try outside the library. Every one else does if you are under 18.

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