Cringing Cult of Celebrity in Chatham, Kent*

Famous residents and ex-residents.

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• Steve Watts or T G Watts, local painter and BNP activist
• Shaun Dellay
• The really really fat bint Waller. Once saw him in spec saver's trying to get a contact lens in his eye. It was priceless watching him poking his eye ball with his sausage like finger and failing like a total retard.
• What about Ted??????
• Jo Pasquale used to live in Chatham
• I saw SEAN DELAY with sun glasses, in case the aliens invaded again, which I hope they don't because he will go even more CRAZY!!
• Sean Delay......Biggest tosser in Medway!!!
• Billy Childish, Paul Johnson (Ted can't hear ya) Rod Hull Emu!) Tony Zamatis (Famous guitar maker) Rick Wakeman. Daniella Westbrook (East enders/Derek Achoras Ghost Towns)lives in Higham - Joolz Hoolland (lives at Cooling Castle) Joe Pasquali (comedian - lives in Higham)
• Zandra Rhodes used to go to Fort Pitt, at least that place had something good going for it..
• the chavs, this brilliant type of people origantes from chatham (not just chatham grammar girls im must point out as i attend there and am gothy) see all the monuments from their current era, see the empty cider bottles, see the fag buts, yes we have created not just a monster but THE monster
• roger moore used to have a house here. he must of viseted and seen what a shit hole it is and sold up
• Well the Chavs are famous now. Afterall Chatham is their original home. But now they are disperesed far and wide and bring joy to all they come ic contact with. 'Oi Clinton! Get your 'and out that dog shit!'
• James Taylor from the James Taylor Quartet, international jazz superstars. Oh, and Kelly Brook (née Parsons) comes from just down the road from my school.
• Barry of eastenders used to live in maidstone (i think)
• My mate's dad is Mr Jolly from Playdays. He lives in Gillingham.
• Charles Dickens
• Little Lee Ryan from the boy band Blue was born in Chatham.
• I think Charles Dickens lurked around here now and again. One of our ex-buskers (See above) once appeared on 'What's My Line'
• er Kelly Brook, just shows the Medway areas qualities when it produces dumb models, oh well still time to move
• Paul King of 'King' unsuprisingly. now a presenter on VH-1. Used to live in Walderslade or was it Weedswood ? Who cares ?
• Zandra Rhodes (fashion designers)used to live on Chatham Hill. Pete Tong used to go to the King's School.
• Kate from Hollyoaks (had an affair with kurt) comes from round my way. She was at my house a couple of Christmases ago. My brother snogged her. So nah! Bit dumb though.
• Pete Tong went to that posh school called Kings where he used to do the school discos so we are led to beleive.
• Billy Childish.
• "jurin' the War..." Buster Merryfield (ask your Dad) was based at Chatham

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Last updated: 2011-12-13