The Worst Things in Chorleywood, Hertfordshire*

The entirely missable and worth mentioning because of it

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• The youths who hang about in the evenings People who have a lot of money who assume everyone else in Chorleywood has as much as they do.
• ** People vandalising the village because they have nothing better to do...go clubbing in London like the rest of the people our age
• Not ethnically diverse in the slightest - be warned ! Horses use the roads as a toilet.
• The bookshop, the youth wing of the local church that is always trying to convert kids.
• Golfers.
• People who assume that the common exists as a dog toilet. It'd be nice to be able to use it to play games on in summer, if it weren't for stupid, selfish people letting their dogs pooh everywhere. The parking scheme in the village. It's stupid. Write to the council and tell them it was designed by a moron.
• Parking!!! There is NOWHERE to put my car (I live on the Common) and the local authorities won't give permits to park on the car park - WHY NOT?
• The state of the lanes; full of pot-holes, and the council won't fix them, preferring to spend their money on speed humps so us bicyclists get thrown off. The stupid, stupid parking scheme planned by the council to allow a private parking enforcement company to make shoppers life a misery. Next years headlines:- Another country village shopping community ruined by over-zealous car clampers. Villagers in hate war with council.....
• Horses. I have lived in Chorleywood 29 years and they always ride two across. They are far too many horses and volvos in Chorleywood.
• People who drive Range Rovers down narrow roads (like Berry Lane)!
• Indifferent Things: House prices are extortionate.

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