Sports Clubs and Facilities in Clacton, Essex*

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Sports Clubs and Facilities

• Now formed the "east Clacton turd skating bulls" clubhouse is (temporarily the mens bogs down on the seafront (make sure you get the right cubicle- or you'll get a sore ***e)
• Turd skating - its incredible to watch - they now have well worn Turd runs around the town. Its a bit messy and very smelly but the locals don't seem to notice. quite a spectacle!
• i hear window smashing is a good un
• Turd skating is coming! In a few years time it will be an Olympic sport. The great thing about turd skating in Clacton is that you can do it anywhere. Clacton will, I predict, become the Turd Skating Capital of the world and surely provide us with olympic gold Turd Skaters for decades to come.
• Leasure Centre next to County High school and next to a big field where people play cricket, football, running, walking their dogs. The leasure centre is big you can't miss unless your blind. It has a massive pool and tennis and badmington and trampolining and a gym and a small cafe where the old people sit and give everyone younger than them evils.
• ah, Elmdon Rovers Football Club play frequently on 'the rec' outside the County High School. What a team! Came third in the Colchester Disrict Youth Leauge, 'B' division. Class

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