The Stuff We Can't Fit In Somewhere Else in Cleethorpes, Lincolnshire*

The things which can't be categorised

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The Stuff We Can't Fit In Somewhere Else

• For your Local Heroes section: Rod Temperton, former keyboard player in UK soul band Heatwave. Went on to write hits including Thriller, Rock With You and Off The Wall for Michael Jackson.
• all the yorkies i mean seriousley ones big enough so get rid of the other millions
• BEACH COMBER
• need more clothe shops in cleethorpes
• visiting cleethorpes and grimsby is pointless... you don't get to realise how ace it is, just come live here it's nere perfect and a great place for kids to be
• Moz's shed, full of sad stoners like Gunnie, Moz, Trett, Jim, Pete, Kay, Bowell, Bolton, that w*nker Hopcroft..... and an array of other nob sacks with nothing better to do than sit around arguing about who got the best deal of Picko. Pefetick. And don't forget the nobs that got away. Leeman, Stu, Barry and and that sex perve Johnny Artis. Them 4 pr*cks are the worst out the lot.
• GRRRRIIIIIIMMMMSSSSSSBBBBBBYYYYY ROOOOOCCCCCKKKKKSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

• the good places to get away from parents are the woods the bech and the show bar
• Reading this I am amazed any one leaves. But it is a filthy town full of young slappers flashing fannies, getting pissed on cheap plonk, pissing in doorways, shagging in the street. F*ck I miss that town!
• The crappy incompetent police who are just as racist as everyone else in this town, albeit a bit better since the Stephen Lawrence thang.LH
• Grimsby Road - Famous for the February Shooting, where innocent passers by were shot in the bum by residents above the Pizza takeaway. They did it as a joke, harmless fun, but where arrested by Armed police!!!!!
• Pier 39 is NOT reccomended the best place for a shagg when you are totally pissed in the early hours of the morning !
• Yahoo! club for the area - http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/grimsbycleethorpesandarea covers Grimsby, Cleethorpes and the surrounding times such as Immingham, Tetney, Waltham and Humberston
• well cleethorpes is full of alcholics, druggys, tarts ,slappers, and stupid wankers.

• Best school has to be the Lindsey School. Best primary school is Signhills.
• Cleethorpes is great some people say they choose it over the bahamas (i wouldnt personnally ) but i think its great all the same most of the time anyway..
• GOOD GAMES TO PLAY Pull the pig - Who can pull the ugliest bird or bloke ( Money to the winner ) Collecting flavoured condoms ( who can get the most and the best range of flavours ) Look out for the KANGEROO flavour! Nick the ashtray - who can get the most ashtrays in one night! Pinch the garden ornaments! BEST PLACE TO TAKE YOUR BIRD OR BLOKE ONCE YOUVE PULLED ! Down an alley Under the pier ( Or just on the beach ) If you dare in the pier To a B+B In the numerous gardens dotted around the seafrount. Top of ross castle In any pub or club toilet
• After living in Cleethorpes for 18 year now, I'd like to point out that there is a really good shop for all you mountain bike freaks out there. Visit "Off Shore" on the sea front!!!!!!!!!!
• [But:] I'd just like to say how expensive and over rated 'Off Shore' bikes are!!!!
• [Meanwhile] For all you mountain bikers I feel obliged to point out that Cleethorpes presents you with a great opportunity to harden up some of the more essential parts of you anatomy before you get on a bike! I know some of the top riders consider a couple of hours riding bare-ass up and down the beach on a donkey an essential part of pre-race prep. So go to it.
• [Anyway:] Do the Smiths Bakeries still exist in Cleethorpes? I lived in Cleethorpes until I was 18 and it wasn't as bad as all that...it had a wicked art scene (The Midget Submarines Art Co-operative), the best fucking fish and chips ever (The County), a pub called Darley's where Flaco Jimenez played, a bloke who had his eye in a bag and a really cute girl called Boris. the smell? That was more conceptual than olfactory and Havelock was, truly, a rough school. Matthew Humberstone rules... fuck it, I'm moving back.
• Pleasure Island theme park, Deep Sea Experience (fish etc), Discovery Centre (nature)
• Offshore is really a cool shop, ask for Gra - he rips!

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