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The Worst Things in Colliers Wood, Greater London*

The entirely missable and worth mentioning because of it

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The Worst Things
  • Wimbledon's just up the hill, from which the elitists look down their noses at us. The Tories have just taken over the Council
  • Landscsape blots like the electricity pylons, the run down high street and not forgetting Brown Root building. Traffic jams on all roads in and out.Merton Council.
  • untidy streets lined with litter and dog mess and over filled bins
  • There are two types of resident in Colliers Wood. Those with Chelsea Tattoos. (curiously virtually every girl under 14 seems to be called Chelsea as well, if they can't make up something ridiculous like 'Destiny'), skinheads, dangerous dogs, lottery tickets, cans of super strength lager and beer guts and their scrunchie wearing track suit bottomed girlfriends/daughters. And everyone else. Nuff said. That bloody tower Fly tipping Burned out cars
  • Merton Councils Environmental Department especially S.Clark
  • Merton Councils Environmental Department especially S.Clark
  • Too close to Mitcham!!!

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Last updated: 2008-10-14

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