The Best Things in Darfield, South Yorkshire*

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• The best thing that could happen in Darfield is for my old estate of Doveside Estate to blow up, along with my girlfriends old street - college terrace - these places would be no great lost to the village
• The best thing for Darfield will be when the moaner from the Bungalow estate (Ancona Rise or Capri Court or whatever) leaves Darfield and takes his wife with him. I will even pay for the taxi.
• I am from Wigan before moving to Darfield and I have to say this village is full of nice people. I really like living here
• Barnsley FC win nothing each year
• When the dark nights arrive, I live on Dove Site and it is full of loud people that spend loads of time outside due to the warmer weather. It is a nightmare listening to them because I work nights, but when the bad weather and dark nights arrive it forces them all inside, giving me some peace to sleep
• Plenty of nice friends at Darfield Foustone, I have been there two years and I have many good friends, and my boyfriend is cute
• Loads of sexy girls and women, particularly at school
• Longbow football team for youngsters
• I have many good school frineds from the foulstone, and we all play football together in the many playing field around this village. Living in Darfield is perfect for the amount of out door space we can kick a ball in
• The road out of the village to Barnsley!
• School street has 4 places to drink, 3 places to eat, a museum, church and school. And it's only 800 metres long!
• Are the roads leading out of the place.
• Ive lived in Low Valley most of my life till i got married to a great local man and moved up Snape hill and i love living here!!! Darfield has its fair share of idiots like most places do but some of us are quite intelligent!!!
• There is nothing positive about living around this village.
• Is when Brandy the dog stops fucking barking, the pointless bid brown sauage dog.
• Is the hugh number of qualified judges that don't charge a fee to make a judgement about you. Darfield is full of people that love to judge what other people do, and what other people want to do, if somebody wants to do something different than the normal, most people jump up and down screaming haven't you got pie in the sky ideas. But the people making these judgement are usually working class plodders who are in no position to judge anybody. Because apart from holidays nobodies life goes anywhere living around here.
• darfield may not be full of middle-class office workers, but it is a cool place to lvs, it's not far from barnsley n doncaster or even sheffield for a gud nite out. the place ISNT full of deadened people, depends were ur from is supose if ur talkin bout near the working mens club then far enough. As for full of manual workers, i'm writing this entry at keele uni where i'mn doin me degree-darfield may not be the place to be in britain but its got gud pubs, cool people, great atmosphere, n gud location 4 other local towns n that.
• To be classed as rich in this village you only need to have £10'000 in savings, to amaze people. £10'000 these days is fuck all, yet people think it is a great amount of money.
• If you are an x-fucking-miner the state will look after you, a thick fucking miner gets more respect in this town than a PHD lawyer.
• Even when you get accused of rape you still get respect in this village, the rougher you are the more respect the local cavemen and women give you.
• Is that you only live once, for on average about 80 years, thankgod we are not immortal.
• The people of this village are fasinated with the colour of my skin and have been for the past 10 years, I have a tanned complexion, and everywhere I go in this village, people seem to object to me being tanned whilst they are pasty white poor looking things. All I get is gay boy, sun bed, every day, But what makes the locals judge and jury. "Nothing" are they qualified judges "are they fuck" I now find the comments boring, but they still keep coming, the locals around this village must have very boring lifes, if the colour of my skin facinates them.
• Everybody believes they know best
• Invest nothing of your own money in education, have very few qualifications, and do a shitty clerk job for a decade and become a team leader. Invest £8000 of your own money in education, gain post graduate qualifications, have six years management experience, and become unemployed. This town rewards the wrong people. Be proud to be British, like fuck, my advice is emmigrate, change your nationality or marry a foreign wife and take up her nationality.
• Most people are the same in this town, the look the same, act the same, have the same life style, generally have the same life. In fact 98% of the people could be rolled into one person. Nobody ever does anything different. They are like penguins, everybody acts and does the same.
• Leaving Home When people leave home, they move into houses close to their parents, like across the road, or on the same street. 99% of people who leave home must live within the same village / area of their parents. Good god, if you are leaving home and you have got bills you might as well live in a nice place, just because your parents have lived in a shithole does not mean that you have to.
• People with no higher level qualifications get team leader jobs, whilst PHD students get nothing. Unqualified wankers get on, are they shagging the boss - probably.
• In life are free and the road out can be one
• The post isnt too far away from my house
• Doveside Drive because there is a boy called Nathan who who knows everything about wrestling (if you want to know any crap jokes askhis dad!)
• Centre 17 (Youth Club)

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Last updated: 2010-06-06