Cringing Cult of Celebrity in Darfield, South Yorkshire*

Famous residents and ex-residents.

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• I wish the bungalow moaner would sell his bungalow and take his wife to the north pole.
• BUNGALOW ESTATE TRUTHTELLER 2010: (WELCOME TO DARFIELD) In my opinion Darfield is the worst village in the Barnsley area to live. And the bungalow estate is the worst part of Darfield. It really just another northern dump dominated my manual workers and people without degrees. And the stimulating environment that manual workers, people without degrees and the quality of females attracted to manual workers and blokes without degrees create. Living in any part of the Barnsley area does not give you a great or good life. It is a soul destroying experience where you can only be grateful that you don’t have to live for 500 years in a place like Darfield bungalow estate 500 minutes mixing with manual workers and their quality of women is nothing great. 500 years would be such a soul destroying period. The second worst place to live is Wombwell (where my wife is from) which again is dominated by foul looking people that never earn a penny for the way they look and people without degrees, usually from a manual trade or other employment positions that never required a degree on entry. These two villages are depressing soul destroying places, full of soul destroying boring people. Just more common rough working class villages that contribute to making Barnsley the “Bog of Britain”. My advice is not live in these villages and certainly do not live in the bungalow estate where I live at the moment with my wife. So I award the worst village in Barnsley 2009 award to Darfield. And the least intelligent award to all those people without a University Degree (particularly NVQ Manual Workers and those with easier to gain each year A-levels).
• BUNGALOW ESTATE TRUTHTELLER: (SOUL DESTROYING LOCAL DARFIELD WOMEN) Darfield women and those on my own bungalow estate cull de sac do not aspire to anything great. 99% of them do not earn anything for the way they look at anytime in their life, which is no great surprise when most of them resemble low quality females with their hard faced bullfrog none penny earning looks. Other useful descriptions are walking waterbeds with feet because the village is dominated with overweight women. And the foghorn because they all seem to talk loud. Also a popular name for the women of Darfield is the seeders because the local women all go to seed far too quickly is it not normal. Very few females in Darfield have a degree which is no real surprise when they have the intelligence they have and drift into typical Barnsley area NASA employment positions that never required a University Degree on entry. It is just be honest when stating the women of Darfield do not aspire to becoming £100’000pa fashion models or successful career women that earn £30’000pa or above. This is why they all end up with and settle down with blokes from manual trades, call centres and other employment positions that never required a degree on entry because it is the best they can attract. Darfield women are not great catches and do not attract the intelligent elite if the men. How many women settle down with a man with a University degree? Not many! Basically the women of Darfield are a poor quality and standard of female, that just make whatever ground-hog life they live sound great and better than it really is. Please read the “beast of Barnsley” topic this is suitable for Darfield women.
• Darfield have a very good cricket team. Top group of blokes
• Ian "Crap Rhyme" Macmillan. His mother is a teacher at the church school, so I'd blame her for his being.
• Ian McMillan (poet on tv, supporter of Barnsley FC) Old Wathonian (That's Wath Grammar School There was Tony somebody who lived on the council estate - he was pretty famous amongst local girls but not to anyone else, except his mum.

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Last updated: 2010-06-06