The Worst Things in Deal, Kent*

The entirely missable and worth mentioning because of it

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• Crack heads like keiran vine who seem 2 get a buzz out of beating girls half his age
• Vanessa Sewell. She treated my brother like shit. Hope she gets it back.
• no macdonalds if youre under 20
• Inconsiderate parking by many 'Blue badge' holders in the town shopping area.
• Thieving, destructive vandals who keep trashing cars (mine repeatedly!) who simply because they are bored during the Summer holidays or can't get a taxi home when they are pissed on a Saturday night, feel they have to destroy something
• Rosie callister gives stick to all the townies
• All the losers in deal who think that they are hard. the Albies niteclub where all the drug dealers lurk to sell the shit they deal in. The quarterdeck where all the pisheads go. The theiving, burglars who cant keep their hands off other peoples property The wasters who play rugby with no necks and little penises, you know who you are fatty! The useless cops who cant catch a cold unless they have half of the town grassing for them. The councillors who only seem to be seen or heard when they want you to vote for them. the prince of wales dossers terrace for the dropouts. all the has beens and alcohol addicts that came from the mines when they closed! all ex miners because they are lazy,militant, and dont derserve to live. the hospital with its miserable staff that couldnt smile if their life depended on it. Deal football team and club, what a disgrace and embarrassment, not only do most of them not come from deal, but they cant find the goal anyway. the train station smells of piss. the swimming pool smells of piss. the cop shop smells of shit.(probably where they shit themselves at the thought of doing any work!) The town is full of yobs and loudmouths and plastic gangsters. friday and saturday nite is full of wasters,slappers with too much makeup and no condoms, trying to get a shag from a no mark with a small dick and pissed out of their tiny little brains. In general, the historical town of Deal itself is a great place, but spoiled by the severe drug problem, the locals getting pissed and smashing up the town itself through mindless activities,the police not responding and when they do its hours later and all they do is show the uncaring side of their job, the local council dont give a toss about the problem unless your parked in the wrong place, then theyll have you executed for it, or if your dog shits on a zimmerframe. every one outside of the town knows what a class A shithole Deal is, but the blinkered views of the residents cant see the real problems in their town. the drug dealers that the police just let carry on with their dealing untouched the paedophiles that live and work there wake up and do something real and constructive for once and sort your town out.
• the small town small mind mentality of the residents
• Deal is full of gossips, at least it was when I lived there.
• The extremely bad attitude of most males aged 16-20. Losers who will live in deal for all thier sad lives and ultimately die in Deal. Chaps - there are more interesting places in the world than the car park behind the Antwerp pub.
• The two hour train journey to London.
• Old farts who complain that the firework night is to early, late, loud etc.
• The arcades
• windy
• The Chabs hanging out at the skateboard arena.
• the drunks on a Friday night.
• Rough women

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Last updated: 2011-03-25