The Worst Things in Doncaster, South Yorkshire*

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• Doncaster Race Course.. seriously.. EVERYONE from Doncaster thinks its amazing and all the "ladies" i use the term lightly... think its a hoot to go down to Primark and buy some cheap arse shit to wear at ladies day.. I doubt if any of them even understand what horse racing is, and just see it as an excuse to get "dressed up" and get shitfaced then throw up. ALL women from Doncaster are delusional. seemingly unaware that they come across as cheap easy slappers...
• It's full of chav's, all the women are cheap, all the men are thick, nobody is attractive, the houses are all shit, the shops are stuck in time, the whole place is filthy, everyone is an inbreed,
• ITS STUCK IN THE 90'S, THE MEN ARE ALL BACKWARDS THICK BASTARDS WITH NO STYLE. THE WOMEN ARE ALL DONNY SLAPPERS GETTING SHIT FACED AND THROWING UP ALL OVER THEMSELVES. SMACHEADS AND CRACWHORES EVERYWHERE. ITS A SHIT HOLE. PLEASE TARMAC OVER IT SO WE CAN USE IT FOR A CAR PARK FOR THE NICE COUNTIES. E.G. WEST YORKSHIRE.
• all/any of it
• Doncaster is not full of Chavs! it's full of dick heads! The whole town is heaving with them... even the mayor is one! In fact, it's the dick head capital of Europe!
• Amanda Leech 9 Martin wells road edlington. She is a drug user and a drug dealer she is also a grass who reports the people who she buys her drugs from. She abuses her own kids by breaking their arms and legs and not feeding them properly. Doncaster council are once again too busy to help them.
• Everything
• DONNY CHAV JAMES ALEXANDRA ROBINSON ROBBO!! THE DONCASTER WOMAN BEATER IS ALSO THE DONCASTER GRASS !!! ROBBO SET JOHN BOY UP!!! DONCASTERS NEW FAKE HARDMAN !! DONCASTERS SUPER GRASS!!! DONCASTERS NOMARK!! DONCASTERS WOMAN BEATER JAMES THE WANKER ROBINSON!!!
• JAMES ALEXANDRA ROBINSON CONVICTED WOMAN BEATER THE DONNY GIRL FIGHTER
• JAMES ROBINSON ROBBO!!! CONVICTED WOMAN BEATER ALL YOU DONCASTER GIRLS BEWARE OF THIS MAN HE NEEDS SECTIONING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
• Chav clothes shops and Primani
• The bus station is too far away from town for the old people well all be there someday
• The dick eds of Jeld-Wen uk..........the slappers that call themselves order processes but sleep with their reps as part of their job
• Chavs, pervs & scrubbers!
• i have not got all bloody night
• bagheads
• Like pretty much every other town/city in south and west yorkshite Doncaster is full of 30 and 40 something blokes who think they are 18 and like nothing more than getting totally wasted (usually on no more than 2 pints of cheap larger) and then wanting to fight with everyone they meet. Come on chaps, grow up!
• The townies/scallies/chavs/chavas (whatever, you know what I mean), the teenage mums, their illiterate small-minded offspring, the violence, the drunks, the dirt, the rubbish, the lack of opportunities there and the fact that none of this will ever change...
• The townies/scallies/chavs/chavas (whatever, you know what I mean), the teenage mums, their illiterate small-minded offspring, the violence, the drunks, the dirt, the rubbish, the lack of opportunities there and the fact that none of this will ever change...
• Chavs are ALL over town and every other place you can think of.
• parking is crap and really expensive ,except at christmas. Excellent park and ride.Unless you know someone or doncaster dont come out after dark to many wankers in pink shirts looking for a fight,or wanting to prove then selves.Mostly young lads who can't drink or from other towns.
• When you come out of the train station it stinks of sewage. YOu get a lot of druggies and hobo's begging for money especially at like 6 o clock. Watch out coz you mte get mugged. There is a red light district with a lot of bad stuff like stabbings and stuff so stay of the top of thorne road near Broxholme Lane down to St Marys from 6 onwards if ya can.
• Traffic Wardens, cops, Scag heads,& Travellers!!
• not many gorgeous looking lads or totty to go around to many bastard kosovons
• The People, lost in time!
• The weekend boozers - tis rough out there
• where do i start? Why my parents ever decided to start a family here i dont know. Though thank God they are not from Doncaster so at least i don't have the appalling accent and inclination to have unprotected sex with anything that walks past. Half the population can barely function due to drug use,alcohol abuse or poor schooling, and the other half are on their way to this frighteningly familiar state. But the worst thing about Doncaster WILL BE me leaving. Ha ha, laters scum
• It's bollocks
• BALBY
• The gangs of kids who think they own the place!
• The worse company to do business with or work for in the Doncaster area is Centurion Europe Limited. These are based at Centurion House, Hunt Lane, Doncaster, DN5 9SE, Tel 01302 788700, Fax 01302 390004, www.centurioneurope.co.uk. This company is run by two idiots, they pay poor wages, I know I worked there for ten months, it was the worst ten months of my life. And they treated me just like a peace of meat. I was laid off for no good reason. They wanted blood out of a stone. Brain Talbert. 1st February 2003.
• TRANSPORT - DIRTY OLD ND BATTERED A BIT LIKE THE woMEN THERE
• doncaster people beleive their friendly when their stuck up as fuck.
• all the smack heads and gyipses that hassle u for cash
• The fact that my bus only runs every 2 hours and it closes at half 5.
• The drivers who come in their droves in smart cars, usually 4X4's to clog up the private road outside my house to drop their sprogs up. Then return in the afternoons to pick the angels up again after having scaled the car park in Sainsbury's.
• NO SUCH THING
• You are constantly harrsed for money from little kidz wiv drug habbits.
• Smack heads (as in heroin addicts), public transport, litter, fish market!
• Worst Thing about Doncaster is the homophobic neanderthols who saw fit to brak the windows of The Price Of Wales when it went gay a few months ago, causing the owners to sell up. Doncaster has to be the Most homophobic town in Yorkshire, that why all the puffs emigrate and let the Doncster scrubbers wallow in their pits of sorrow. Oh yeh and all the Dole scum, get a job you wasters
• Everything! Full of tarts, sluts, slappers, braindead a**eholes with a smaller IQ than their shoe size, AIDS, underage sex, teen pregnancy, drugs, fighting, underage drinking, little boys pretending to be men, prostitutes, rapists, knife wielding Muslims, nightclubs full of all the above, shoplifters etc......
• Doncaster has to be the largest town I have ever been to that doesn't have a proper bookshop.
• doncaster itself is a living hell hole, i would rather have sexual relations with freddie than live in that aids riddled, ten bob millionaire haven.
• Strange council street furniture erections (mushrooms, concrete balls etc) in the name of progress.
• 95% of the people out on a saturday night
• he people aren't warm and friendly ,unless you are related and or they have known you for about 50 years. There are too many fuckwits who want to have a fight with you after too many beers.
• Donny must be the litter capital of Britain How everyone who lives there thinks its the best place on earth, apart from me that is.
• Too many people believe the women are slappers, which is unfair as many of us are in actual fact classy, intelligent women who put men firmly in their place!!!
• Tosspots who insist on fighting every time they go out, grow up!
• Pub landlords who let any teenager have a few pints.
• The Dome!
• Doncaster college is the worst in the country. Park Lane(now Boardwalk) is absolutely horrible. Little kids.
• Frenchgate centre
• donny rovers (when they lose)
• Car crime is unreal far to much. They should chops their fingers off, then lets see them nick anything then. It just takes too long to get served in each pub, on a friday & saturday night.
• The little kids!
• getting from town centre to north of town a nightmare for the unwary
• Daytime in the town centre, especially on pension day, it's like a scene from 'Day of the Dead'.
• Finding a Taxi after 11pm. Queuing for the nightclubs. Daytime.
• Park Lane (over 21s night club)

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