Cringing Cult of Celebrity in Dunton Bassett, Leicestershire*

Famous residents and ex-residents.

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• jonny richardson,becky hensman now live in spain thank god
• Derek the ex-baker lives in Dunny. The Father Christmas looking chap, who everyone knows for his sausage rolls and fresh cream iced buns. Often spotted now fetching milk from Margaret's or emerging from his duck pond field.
• Gary, commonly known as Shed, the local daily travelled, self employed lorry owner. And then theres Ian, the owner of Ullesthorpe Garden Centre, now known as Lisa's palace. And our friend Robert Wann, who is big in the plods, and has a large development company,he has also been seen regularly scoffing at the Hose of Commons, this in fact gets up our local councillors nose, but who cares.
• The legend that is channel 5's Dr. Fox is the captain of the Crown and Thistle pool team. This man goes by a pseudonym, but it must be him, he wears glasses and everything. He also knows quite a bit about music, especially that of retro anthems and their B sides.
• Dunton Bassett is home to the Founder and Patron of one of Leicestershire's finest collections of modern pornography. Richy Moon, and his 'Rorn Emporium' are world famous.
• The "Leicester Slasher" lives in Dunton Bassett. Known so not due to any knife connections, but due to his unsatiable physical and sexual desire to urinate in the city centre, Richy Moon can be seen most Fridays in time being dealt with by the law.
• The bloke slightly less important than the chief constable of Leicestershire lives in Church Close.
• Chris Carver's dad was on brain of Britain on Radio 4 once. He lost.

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Last updated: 2008-10-14