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• what can one say..this has to be our very own break dancing champion jason raven,to watch as he moves gracefully from pub to pub in a gazelle like movement,stopping every now and again to sniff the air,then,with head down to suddenly give rise to a tremendous burst of speed along the high street,then to suddenly disapear inside the pub doorway as if sucked inside by a giant vacume cleaner.once inside the jason can be observed to perform the daily ritual of the 'seeking out the coins' ritual,one which always involves the emptying of pockets ,the contents of which would fetch a fair price at any car boot sale. the jason,s diet consists purely of liquids,mainly of the lager variety and its means of communication are limited save for the odd grunt and sniff. once every year the jason does its mating dance which inevitably ends in its shedding of all clothing,will stand in the middle of a once packed room and howl loudly sending women and children hurriedly seeking the nearest exits. unfortunatly to date this annual ritual has not been fruitfull and no suitable mate has yet been seduced by the charms of the sight of a naked jason in full swing.time will tell.

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