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The Worst Things in Egham, Surrey*

The entirely missable and worth mentioning because of it

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The Worst Things
  • not very good weed :(
  • Hoards of students. If they have nothing good to say about the town, they should have got better grades and gone to Cambridge.
  • Avoiding a fight with the fuckwits while I'm buying my ribs from Southern Fried Chicken.
  • People who complain about Egham.
  • Dreadful place to have a university. Nothing ever happens.
  • Clandon Avenue (by Wavendeen + Warwick Aves) - does anyone live there? or does the road exist to prove how rundown places can get?
  • Staying
  • Warwick Aveneu, was a bomb dropped here? Some neighbours love dog-fighting I notice. Full of gipos and pikeys round here.
  • Pipers Chippie. Avoid at all costs.
  • Unwashed students getting in the way of the business people!
  • Townies.
  • Royal Holloway uni!!!
  • The Offices. The 'suits' and their mobile phones walking around the high street talking bollocks

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Last updated: 2010-09-29

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