The Worst Things in Egremont, Cumbria*

The entirely missable and worth mentioning because of it

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The Worst Things

• drunken fuckwits,and basterds oo kontribute to this page and kant spel propurly.
• RYAN HOSKINS IS THE BIGGEST D1CK HEAD IN THE WHOLE OF EGREMONT, HES A TOTAL LOWLIFE SCUMBAG AND SHOULD BE AND WILL BE BEATEN TO DEATH LIKE THE PATHETIC WORM HE IS. BRING IT ON LOSER, OR ARE YOU TOO FRIGHTENED?
• All of it.
• egremont!!!!!!!!!!!!
• The people, I lived there for ten years & have never met a more nasty, insular and narrow minded bunch of people like the Egremontonians. I only hope that the huge influx of contractors brought in to build T.H.O.R.P. in the 90s will do something to alter the genetic make-up of the area, many of the local ladies seemed keen to try!
• living here
• Apathy

• The boy racers on the main street. The kappa scruffs. The trendies. The old women. The state of the place. The weather. The litter. Donald Eton. The Crab Fair. The Wonder Kitchen. The marras. The fish stall on the market on Fridays. The market on Fridays. The guy who puts up the Jack Cunningham banner on the bypass every time there's an election. Orgill. The Stirling Cabs office.
• the narrow, shallow mindedness of most of the 20-30 year old residents. if your visiting and you have daughters under the age of 15 please be careful as you'll probably have some psycopathic 25 year old mother of two thinking theyve been looking at her boyfriend.
• Never bumb of a leson at Wyndham school else teachers will believe you to be the PHANTOM SHITTER !!!!!! Who goes around school shitting in any old corner.
• Windom School the home of the PHANTOM SHITTER
• Smithfield-needs a good lick ofpaint... or napalm
• the weather
• How lots of things have changed.

• forbuoy,s is a shit shop you pay out the pocket when you go in there,why, when you can go next door and get load,s of thing,s for the same price. also walking too the top of orgill is shit.
• the police cameras and of course the OLD Hall which although it has a nightclub licence is little more than a late drinking bar
• The Factory Shop
• Steriod boys in pyjama pants, thinking there dead hard.
• The town that time forgot

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