The Knowhere Guide

Hookup Spots in Eltham, Greater London*

Inside Information and Stuff Only Locals Know

You can tell us more about Eltham.

Hookup Spots
  • When I was a teenager in Eltham we used to hang outside Persto's (now Argos) 'cos we fancied 2 of the lads in there!! My mate pulled one of her 1st boyfriends outside there....Kevin his wonder they finished with a name like that.....he was a Teddy Boy and had a brother Gary, wonder where they are now!!
  • Well Hall Round about
  • inside middle park juniors playground by the bunker
  • Mcdonalds where a load of young youths go to meet up before going else where but terrorize the people who work in mcdonalds and the people in there in any way possible Graveyard where they go to bill up and blaze there skud, hide behind the bushes or get suck ems from behind the bushes. Middlepark where all the drunken girls go to meet the boys and do there thing where no one can see. they also piss in the bushes.
  • The Station where you can be evacuated out on a bus or train
  • Eltham Park for cider drinking,chain smoking kids.
  • Eltham Park North - It's really cool you can get raped and pillaged in there free of charge. Eltham Park South or anywhere away from my house!!!
  • there is a youth project at the top of Eltham high street, opened by a HRH this year, great meeting place.
  • Th course youth club, Coldharbour youth club and Queens Gardens in Coldharbour is usually home to various groups of young folk.
  • The graveyard, (next to Macdonalds)

Search Knowhere for something else:


All the information in the Knowhere Guide has been contributed by users over the years. No one person is responsible for it all and not all contributors will agree with all the opinions included.

Parts of this information have been supplied by: julie macleod, Elizabeth Davidson, Mike Clarke, Jim, Wendy Howell, Danny Baldwin, Douglas Ellison, withheld if you are printing this, i nolan, Francis Eastwood, kiera, Neil Scott, Boety, paul smith, generic, John England, carly upson, Nat, Suzie Bailey, beckie, charlie, Ben Anderson, Sue Hennessey, jig, Borak Klimos, Alison Benson, TM, betty, david webb, Liam Mothcoat, kathrine, Andy

Last updated: 2008-10-14

More stuff about Eltham

Sports Shops

The Best Things

Live Music Venues

Recording Studios, Rehearsal Rooms, PA Hire

Cringing Cult of Celebrity

Record Shops

Hookup Spots

Favourite Building

Local Bands

Buskers, Street Entertainers

LAN Parties, Tournaments, LAN Game Cafes, WiFi Meets, PSP/DS Meets

Sports Clubs and Facilities

BMX Trails, Street Spots

Cafes and Coffee Shops


Related Links

Computer and Games Shops

Alternative Lifestyle

Bicycle Shops, Bike Sales and Repairs

The Worst Things

Cheap Food

The Stuff We Can't Fit In Somewhere Else

Hostels, B&Bs, Hotels, Accommodation

Clubs (Dance Music) and Music Bars

Musical Instrument Shops and DJ Gear

Arts, crafts and such

Magazine and Comic Shops

Skateboarding Spots


Clothes Shops, Shoe Shops, Fashion and Bargains

Demolish It Now Building

Skateboard Shops

Eltham Knowhere Board

If you are unhappy with any of the content on this page, turn on the flags.

Mail our automatic mailback service at for helpful information and further details of how to contact Knowhere. Thanks.
Knowhere regards your privacy with utmost importance. Read our privacy policy.
Read more about Knowhere.