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What Difference Would Extra Income Make to Your Life ?	by David Taylor (Member 10103609) on 31-Dec-2008
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Meet your ideal partner	by Dani Sacco (Member 10112368) on 15-Apr-2008
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FRED & DUX	by booldawg (Member 10056582) on 23-Oct-2006
Shall we annexe this board and take it for our own? Proper Hitler style mush. Re: FRED & DUX by Frederick Williams (Member 10191529) on 23-Oct-2006 Annexation it is fellas. We now own all that is in Emsworth. Barry Phillips we own you! Re: FRED & DUX by Frank Dux Innit (Member 10161720) on 23-Oct-2006 The place is a fuckin' backwards breeding ground of banjo twanging faggots anyway! Re: FRED & DUX by Frederick Williams (Member 10191529) on 23-Oct-2006 haha DUX knows all about faggots. Re: FRED & DUX by Frank Dux Innit (Member 10161720) on 23-Oct-2006 Only 'cos you taught me everything i know ya thilly gooth! Re: FRED & DUX by Frederick Williams (Member 10191529) on 23-Oct-2006 and BOOLDAWG taught me! Reply

old friend	by barry phillips (Member 10132708) on 10-Aug-2006
hi, trying to trace an old friend called phil lloyd, I'm led to believe he lives in hayling island. I don't know about now, but he was a pest controller { rabbit catcher }would be lovely to suprise him after all these years, can anyone help please? Re: old friend by barry phillips (Member 10132708) on 10-Aug-2006 Found him, thanks anyway folks! Re: old friend by Frederick Williams (Member 10191529) on 22-Sep-2006 thanks for what? we didnt do anything to help you. Re: old friend by barry phillips (Member 10132708) on 16-Oct-2006 NO, no one did help me but it's called being POLITE, TRY IT SOME TIME YOU PRICK! Re: old friend by Frederick Williams (Member 10191529) on 23-Oct-2006 meez an' yooz get fightin' my moosh. gonna stripe yoo upside the ear'ole if you starts like! Re: old friend by Frank Dux Innit (Member 10161720) on 23-Oct-2006 Barry Phillips shows his 'polite' side by mouthing off with utter draconian profanity over a simple statement of fact by FREDERICK WILLIAMS. Way to go my righteous boardie! Re: old friend by Frank Dux Innit (Member 10161720) on 23-Oct-2006 We'z gonna stroipe 'imz roight up moosh turnz 'im inzoo a corpse, pick 'imz up throwz 'im in da back o' the ol' Cabstar n dumpz 'im in Kingsley Quarry moosh! Re: old friend by Frank Dux Innit (Member 10161720) on 23-Oct-2006 Last I heard PHIL LLOYD had been under internal investigation by his company for an alleged illicit relationship with a rabbit that had been targeted for termination. He vehemently refuted the claims, however in a cruel twist in this tale he had actually contracted Myxomatosis from the rabbit involved. He eventually went blind and walked into one of his own rabbit traps. Too ashamed of his actions he refused hospital treatment and can now be seen roaming the streets of Bahrain heavily veiled and hobbling around with a rusty rabbit trap clamped to his tetanus infested leg. FACT! ... more >> Re: old friend by Frederick Williams (Member 10191529) on 23-Oct-2006 Barry Phillips is the type of person that makes this world a disgusting place. Re: old friend by booldawg (Member 10056582) on 23-Oct-2006 Barry Phillips can take 'e points to fist I'll gets my cousins on 'e Re: old friend by booldawg (Member 10056582) on 23-Oct-2006 haha DUX Reply

Gliding Holidays	by Malcolm Jackson (Member 10123942) on 23-Mar-2006
Fancy a holiday with a difference this year? Why not learn to fly gliders at Kent Gliding Club, near Challock, Kent? Visit the website at http://www.kent-gliding-club.co.uk/ for more details. Reply

Uwist psychology reunion	by brian (Member 10125747) on 13-Aug-2004
seeking Richard BENDELOW, BLAIR McClure,Gaynor Pierce UWIST Reunion contact@psyreunion.com late 70s/early 80s disco bar buffet 0 1482 219510 bestinterest seeking BEVERLEY Lee, SABINE Meigh/ McVeigh Cardiff Reunion late 70s/early 80s disco 0 1482 219510 bestinterest seeking BLAIR McClure www.psyreunion.comCardiff Reunion seeking GEUNOR Pierce 0 1482 219510 bestinterest UWIST reunion BEVERLEY Lee s eeking PSYCHOLOGYcontact@psyreunion.com REUNION late70s/early80s disco UWIST www.psyreunion.com Richard BENDELOW seeking BLAIR McClure 0 1482 21950 bestinterest Cardiff Reunion seeking SABINE Meigh/ Mcveigh UWIST 0 1482 219510 bestinterest NO PC World 0 mobile phones DVDs CDs printers UWIST PSYCHOLOGY REUNION scanners digital cameras estate agents ... more >> Re: Uwist psychology reunion by Frank Dux Innit (Member 10161720) on 23-Oct-2006 Is this a joke? You're all out to get me! THE BELLS! THE BELLS! THEY'RE PLAYING WITH MY MIIIIINNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDD!!!!! Re: Uwist psychology reunion by Frank Dux Innit (Member 10161720) on 23-Oct-2006 I'll be there. Re: Uwist psychology reunion by Frank Dux Innit (Member 10161720) on 23-Oct-2006 Oh shit, looks like i'm a couple of years late guys! Re: Uwist psychology reunion by Frederick Williams (Member 10191529) on 23-Oct-2006 you didn't want to go anyway it's shiiiiiit Reply

BREAKSPEAR	by Raymond (Member 10086639) on 5-Jan-2003
Does anyone have any memories of Frank (Francis?) Breakspear and/or his wife Peggy (Margaret?) who lived in the Pompey area 1948 ~ 1965 please? Frank was a schoolteacher and swimming coach. Also a physiotherapist and a chiropodist. Any/all reminiscence s welcome. Many thanks, R. ... more >> Re: BREAKSPEAR by Frank Dux Innit (Member 10161720) on 23-Oct-2006 Unfortunately FRANK developed a pschological addiction to valeting his feet. Last i heard he was taking daily 3 hour foot baths filled with NEAT Jeyes Fluid! Still, not a whiff of toe jam to be had! Re: BREAKSPEAR by Raymond (Member 10086639) on 23-Feb-2007 Frank Dux Innit (Member 178579) on 23-Oct-06 burbled: "Unfortunately FRANK developed a pschological addiction to valeting his feet. Last i heard he was taking daily 3 hour foot baths filled with NEAT Jeyes Fluid! Still, not a whiff of toe jam to be had!" 1. As it happens he died last year. 2. You spelled 'psychological' incorrectly. 3. If your burblings are an example of the current mindset of Emsworth's youth these days then standards have surely drastically been reduced since I lived there. A shame, that - Emsworthused to be such a nice place in which to live ... Have a nice day. ... more >> Re: BREAKSPEAR by Frank Dux Innit (Member 10161720) on 6-Jul-2007 Raymond, 'Emsworthused' is in actual fact two separate words. Have a nice day. x Re: BREAKSPEAR by booldawg (Member 10056582) on 7-Jul-2007 yeah DUX, SERVED! the fucker. Anyway, what kind of name is Raymond? Any red-meat eating male would shorten it to Ray. I reckon you're an effeminate hair stylist offering home hair cutting services to the blue-rinse bridge around the South Coast, driving around in your MGF. Re: BREAKSPEAR by Frederick Williams (Member 10191529) on 9-Jul-2007 Maybe RAYMOND will think twice before being an arse wipe next time. Reply

Vegan Families Group	by Lesley Dove (Member 10083619) on 2-Dec-2002
Seeking other vegan families in the London and South-East area (all areas), we have a friendly group of us meeting up about 4 times a year. Email me Lesley@vegan4life.org.uk if you are a vegan raising children and want to meet like-minded friends! Lesley Dove Re: Vegan Families Group by Frank Dux Innit (Member 10161720) on 23-Oct-2006 I know someone who once had to eat his pet Pitbull 'cos the gavvers were coming'. Re: Vegan Families Group by Frederick Williams (Member 10191529) on 23-Oct-2006 I heard about a man in BORDON who once put is dog in the oven and turned the gas on because he couldn't afford to have it put down. Reply

Your Assistance Required	by Marcus Suitor (Member 10041953) on 13-Oct-2002
The Legion of Frontiersmen is currently recruiting men and women to form a group within your local area to assist in the event of any emergency incidents. If you have skills that could help your community in case of an emergency or if you would like to learn new skills like First-Aid, Map Reading, Traffic Control, Radio Communications and more, then please contact us for further information at: LF Administration, P.O.Box 272, Aldershot HANTS GU12 5YU. (REF:MS) email: frontiersmen-admin@london.com ... more >> Re: Your Assistance Required by Frank Dux Innit (Member 10161720) on 23-Oct-2006 I used to be a highly skilled and well reputed bare-knuckle boxer. Two years ago i lost both of my arms in a MayPole accident, but i reckon i've still got the skill in me to take these online assholes down! Don't let the man step on your E-toes! Reply

Andrew Boiling	by Tracey (Member 10076139) on 20-Aug-2002
Hiya, am trying to find Andrew, who was a good friend of mine who i lost contact with in 1983/4 He served on HMS Bristol, at that time, and had a brother who served in the Falklands, Ive heard he is married to a lovely lady, and would just like to find out how time has treated him, and to swap stories. Re: Andrew Boiling by Frank Dux Innit (Member 10161720) on 23-Oct-2006 Andrew Boiled for 26 years before reducing to a simmer, stirring occasionally. Once he was cooked he was served on a bed of spinach topped off with a delighfully 'punchy' garnish. His 'lovely lady' turned out to be a cross dressing KGB spy assigned to root out the Royal Navy's strategic secrets. Unfortunately for her all she managed to uncover was the fact that all Naval officers are raving homose xuals who like nothing better than a good felching at high tide. She got frustrated at this and shot him twice - once in the left testicle and once in the right shoulder. I hope this helps... ... more >> Reply

Seeking John Thomas Crabbe	by S (Member 10070575) on 26-Jun-2002
I am looking for information of a John Thomas Crabbe from freshwater, Isle of Wight. He was in the Royal Navy on board the HMS Shackleton, around 1959-62? He was friendly with a Bob Mitchell and Geoff Cleary. I believe he now resides in the Northants area. I hope someone remembers him and knows where to find him to pass this information. john.wright16@ntlworld.com Re: Seeking John Thomas Crabbe by Frank Dux Innit (Member 10161720) on 23-Oct-2006 Last I heard THOMAS CRABBE had been eaten by HAROLD LOBSTER. Sad but true, sad but true... Re: Seeking John Thomas Crabbe by Frederick Williams (Member 10191529) on 23-Oct-2006 And then HAROLD LOBSTER got eaten by BOOLDAWG! Re: Seeking John Thomas Crabbe by booldawg (Member 10056582) on 23-Oct-2006 i ate his liver with a fine chianti Reply

P aul Joseph BLOOMFIELD	by david stanley (Member 10033436) on 13-May-2002
Seeking brother - born Penge / Beckenham 1959 - in care Hampshire 1961 possibly adopted Re: P aul Joseph BLOOMFIELD by Frank Dux Innit (Member 10161720) on 23-Oct-2006 I know him! He's now a famous professional footballers, having played for the likes of Manchester United and currently at Real Madrid! He also recently stepped down as England's captain after 90 or so caps! Bet your kicking yourself for putting him up for adoption now HUH?!? Reply

Richard Tilson or Claire Lodge	by Erin Sheehan (Member 10059890) on 20-Feb-2002
Last I heard, they were living in a boat called the Alchemist moored in Emsworth. I would very much like to get back in touch with them, any information about their whereabouts would be appreciated. Reply

Do you know this family???	by Steve (Member 10055032) on 31-Jan-2002
I lived in Emsworth for a few months with a girl I was going out with called Lisa and her family. The family name is Nevill, parents being Martin and Gill and sisters being Sarah, Paula and Stacey. If anyone knows this family can you tell them I said "Hi" and "hope you are all well" and if possible, I would love a reply to this message. From Steve Smith. Re: Do you know this family??? by Frank Dux Innit (Member 10161720) on 23-Oct-2006 I passed on your regards. Unfortunately the family seemed to think you were a waster and that Lisa did right to get shot of you and also let it slip that you had a less than impressive nudger. Sorry old bean! Reply

AIRPORT RUNS	by PETER SMITH (Member 10040700) on 30-Oct-2001
PJ CARS EMSWORTH FOR ALL YOUR AIRPORT AND SPECIAL JOURNEYS. TRAVEL WITH A SAFE RELIABLE COMPANY. CALL FOR A QUOTE 01243 370255 OR VISIT OUR WEB SITE WE CAN EMAIL YOU A QUOTE, OR BOOK ON LINE. WWW.PJ CARS.CO.UK REGARDS PETE ... more >> Reply

A GREAT CHOICE OF USED BOOKS ON THE NET	by Z. Ill (Member 10010377) on 21-Sep-2001
A choice of used books on the internet at: http://www.booksforsale.fsworld.co.uk We are specifically trying to help STUDENTS, but there is something for everybody here!! So cut and paste the following address into your browser. http://www.booksforsale.fsworld.co.uk We are constantly adding additional books to this site, so don't forget to bookmark and visit us regularly! Thanks. Re: A GREAT CHOICE OF USED BOOKS ON THE NET by Frank Dux Innit (Member 10161720) on 23-Oct-2006 Got any used jazz mags?Preferably heavily soiled with pages missing. I love the mystery you see! Reply

ha ha ha	by davie johnson (Member 10037285) on 13-Jul-2001
At last stoner Gatch has got his dope cartoon and rastagatch site up - check out http://www.geocities.com/halifaxgatch Reply

Searching for stepbrother	by Marsha Highfield (Member 10024350) on 12-Apr-2001
Looking for my stepbrother who would be 56-=57 yrs old now. During WWll, 1943-44, my father, Robert "Gordon" Cole was stationed at Aldershot. He was a gunnar instructor in the Canadian Armored Corps. While there he would go into London on leaves and there he met a love. Her name possibly Emma, we are not quite sure on this. We can only hope that son was told who his father was and was given hi m his name to know. My father had to return to Canada when he was injured in the bombings. If anyone has heard or knows anything on this situation, would you please contact me. It would be greatly appreciated. Thankyou ... more >> Reply

Nigel Brown	by Priya Deshpande (Member 10026020) on 15-Feb-2001
has anyone heard of him ? - originally from Hayling Island - worked for HM C&E in London- last I heard settled in Emsworth - hung out with Pete and Verity, and Mark Hodgeson ?? Re: Nigel Brown by booldawg (Member 10056582) on 7-Jul-2007 FRANK DUX does Brown if thats any help? Reply

emsworth email. pentony@infogen.net.nz	by adele graham (Member 10024081) on 26-Jan-2001
Would some resident off lovely Emsworth please notify me, about the Parham Boys, they were into yacht building in 1950-60s. Belonged to Emsworth Yacht club, would welcome RSVP Our top sailor is married to Pippa, Peter Blake, he was going to find out for me, must have slipped his memory! I am an ex Londoner, if the Boys are still around please mention this email from Anne & Gerard Pentony's daught er who lives in NZ, both parents have since passed on to higher levels!! Thanks a million, they built Heidi. Heidi 11. for our family, lovely Folkboats. ... more >> Reply

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