The Worst Things in Enfield, Middlesex*

The entirely missable and worth mentioning because of it

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• All the lowlifes and gangmembers that seem to hate you :(
• Winchmore Hill - from 1957 I was raised in this dull, uneventful, snobby and boring suburb. When old enough, I relieved the boredom by getting plastered in the Green Dragon every night until the age of twenty-two when I moved away for good.
• Cultural sesspit full of bland identikit idiots, literally nothing of note ever happens in Enfield.
• all the shops close early, no shops open later than 11pm most places have a place open till 2.30 in da morning
• Pearsons - run by absolute moronic cretins
• La Caverna - The WORST pizzas I have ever tasted. The fact it's so popular speaks volumes abouts the tasteless, drossy, chavvy, common people who live here.
• the building work goin on, and the change in the direction in traffic (my poor depressed cat)
• Enfield Island Village. A the true face of the nightmare that is multiculturalism.
• Too much traffic, too many mobile phone shops. Full of kids who think they're Tupac.
• nuffin 2 do
• ppl who steal phones :(
• its pisses me off that you cant go anywere without townies tryna start or something happening like getting your phone jacked or bag or being stalked. enfield sucks at the mo and the new "crew" in town park need a slap especialy that lil ginger one.
• Trendies, lack of alternative clubs etc
• EVERYONE looks the f..king SAME.. girls... if one doesn't wear black trousers, black top and heels (oh yes and doen't forget the hoop earrings).. than you just don't fit in... boys.. black trousers and a crap buttoned up top.. and yes.. shiny shoes...GET SOME INDIVIDUALITY!! Shop in different places.. get out of ENFIELD for once!
• mr vinacour at enfield county school es a perv!!!!!!!! mr gross tosser enfield gramma
• GIRLS HERE LIKE BLACK DUDES
• too many rude boys.
• SCALLIES!
• Ponders End, satan himself lives here and attends Middlesex Univeristy.
• To the person who stated that the Latymer School, Edmonton was 'selective education at it's worst', I can only assume you failed to get in and ended up at some dump like Enfield Grammar.
• All the f***ing Immigrants and Pikeys!!!!!
• 99.9% Kev Population
• Assholes, townies, muggers. Loads of them. Enfield is a waste of time. dont come here if you can avoid it. The dope here is shit as well. Dont expect to get good ganja or pay a decent price for it. The Police force are never around when you need them and always there when you dont.
• Pearson's is not the worst shop in Enfield Town please - my daughter works in the Cosmetics dept. She and her assitants are definitely not old. Watch out, some interesting things are afoot!
• Pearson's department store - used to work there and the place is RIDDEN with old women who frequently stole loads of my perfume samples and smelt funny
• Enfield Council administration (not)
• All of it smells of shit ahha ahahahahahahaahahahahahah a poem a bout how sad and shit enfield is.
• Crappy car parks,Ugly girls,Dull,unfriendly people.
• Latymer Grammer School - Selective education at it's worst.
• The Beer is appaling where ever you go in London, and Enfield does not escape this.

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Last updated: 2011-07-20