The Worst Things in Evesham, Worcestershire*

The entirely missable and worth mentioning because of it

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• Why stare at people who don't look and act like the average evesham type? When will their eyes wear out?!
• what a weird place- truly odd! how could anywhere else be like it, not possible!
• this place is off in its own little surreal realm existing in kind of 1950's time warp unfortunately - this is noticeable if you enter from more advanced and civilised areas.
• never experienced a place like it and the people bloody mongrels
• The polish breeding with the eve shamers
• The hole of evesham bloody sham of a place and the people very sad
• 33 St Philips drive has polish scrounging scum living there
• The polish scrounging scum
• A decidedly odd place - the town that time forgot; off in a creepy bizarre little bubble of its own. I checked and I've not got three heads -(so what are they staring at and reacting strange to?)- but I must grow two extra each time I go out or something!
• How dense local people are which must be down to the inbreeding of closely related individuals
• The illiterate ill-bred people in evesham
• Astonishing ignorance about life and people "beyond Evesham" - the most insular place I've ever encountered. Locals freely mock anything or anyone who appears in any way "different".
• The worthless people who's only desire in life is to knock and intimidate those that have done well for themselfs
• The staff at tesco , you could only employ people like this in evesham, dirty unwashed people with black teeth and there touching the fucking food these people freaked me out I will never go shopping there again fucking retards
• The scummy,scummy retarded people in evesham so fucking simple and dirty looking
• Charity cresent its got lot dick heads,piss heads,druggies,full of jam rolls,worthless shits,gypos,young kids trying to act hard,single mothers with screaming kids in tow slagging of some poor sod ,simple people,retards,inbreeds,inbreds,slags lots of them, definitely a lack of decent people it should be renamed imbeciles avenue as most of the people who live there have a mental age of a 3 year old
• Anyone from more than a few miles away is considered alien - but that says more about this sad deacying town rather than about other people.
• The single mothers fucking slags, and why do they all have black hair
• Evesham people are the most thick,simple minded and two faced bunch of backstabbers I have ever met, you are shit the scum of Worcestershire
• Who dick head Mick and his flat chested backstabbing misses from the bear I went in there twice and all they did was stab there customers in the back when left so yeh bomb the place
• The bear port street is worse than chancers so your need 2 bombs
• Chancers bar inbreds, slags,retards,lets not forget the tattooed bold man dick head Dave,has anybody got a bomb your be doing them all a favour
• Roxiey grinnell well done a kid at 14 who's the daddy a gypo, how old are ya now rox 15 with ya second child on the way
• Roxiey grinnell have you got black hair,fucking wake up girl that's all evesham people are is backstabbing bunch of worthless shits,god help ya if you have any think nice evesham people will knock and kick ya down jealous,simple just fucking scum and yes my house is up for sale has been for 9 fucking months and the sooner I get away from these retards the better
• 14 year old girls pushing a pram who you no the father is going to be her fucking brother, inbreds
• The simple minded people fucking inbreds
• Smack heads, job seekers, chancers, bar fly's
• NO hopers,chavs,hoodies,dolers,druggies,pikeys,fake police wannabes,town planners(lol!),16 year old mums,drunks,grab a grannie at Marilyns,have a fight,get locked up then plead your a member of the salvation army at court etc,Small minded town clowns who think there it with their bums hanging out,no respect for decent hard working folk,inbreds,crack smoking free loaders,extremely annoying scrap metal merchants driving every dodgy white transit in history shouting out in an annoying unintelligable gypo slur,u get the picture.Avoid Evesham it's a shithole!
• Thannk God its not my home town - Evesham puts new meaning into the world insular! That's why I decided to get away weeks after arriving.
• right, you total backstabbers. if you think Evesham is that bad.. why the hell are you still here? yes, there are a lot of gypsies, but some of them are actually decent hardworking people. i had a child at 14, but i'm not a slag, maybe some girls are mature enough at that age to know whats good and whats bad.. i still have a perfectly good education. i think you lot should grow a pair of bollocks and do something about your hometown, instead of slagging people off on here! i'm not a backstabbers, you can even contact me on facebook if you think i'm in the wrong whatsoever. Roxiey Grinnell.
• ditto to jealous of other people - they think anyone from more than 2 miles outside the town is some kind of alien life form and re-act in the most bizarre way ever! obviously all that daily mail reading has aided their eye problems - in that they cant stop staring at anyone who appears remotely different.
• The to faced people worthless shites, very jealous of others success
• The people are such a load of losers, scum, dirty bastards all related to each other, inbreds
• The people are such a load of losers, scum, dirty bastards all related to each other, inbreds
• odd little rural town off in it's own surreal backwards existence many many many deacdes in the past
• It's a 1950's time warp.
• The local authorities only interest in lining there own pockets and stroking there ego's
• The place
• Everyone looks the same - THEY ARE ALL INBRED.Why have all the women got black hair? The staff at Tesco's - rude,ugly, unhelpful and always massive queues. The indoor 'shopping centre - what a joke!!
• Underlying racism and homophobia - when will rural Middle England enter the 21st century - it's the 1970s anymore you know quaint little eveshamers.
• smack-heads, gyspies, idots, chavs, teenage pregnancy, scummy scummy unnwashed failiures, worthless people, criminals, wannabe's, and absolute little sh!ts all over the place every 7 out of ten people that you walk past is one of the above ..NO LIE. If you live there...move out and never look back
• Chavs goths emos pikeys and ryan stenson
• Chavs goths emos pikeys and ryan stenson
• Has to be you guessed it - the snobbery of Prince Henry's - even though they have nowt to crow about
• Chavs, pikeys, south africans, 'the bret boyz', marilyns (innuendos), the variety of shops in town, girls who think there sexy by wearing etam and new look..you know the type, black or sand coloured strapy boots, denim skirt and a glittery "sexy girl" top, sometimes add a short parka jacket to finish off look in winter..stop it! it only adds to your cheap persona! kids in macdonalds, little chef, alldays in there cheap, tacky and god awful cars..usually a metalic gold nova with a grade 1 induction kit...stop it!...its a NOVA!!!!its bad enough....god you lot are an inspiration!! General town attitude...everyone in Evesham has a chip on their shoulder..be it because they are ugly shites or they come from Bretforton. The town drug problem..you name it, we got it! Evesham Town Football Club.
• Chavs, pikeys, south africans, 'the bret boyz', marilyns (innuendos), the variety of shops in town, girls who think there sexy by wearing etam and new look..you know the type, black or sand coloured strapy boots, denim skirt and a glittery "sexy girl" top, sometimes add a short parka jacket to finish off look in winter..stop it! it only adds to your cheap persona! kids in macdonalds, little chef, alldays in there cheap, tacky and god awful cars..usually a metalic gold nova with a grade 1 induction kit...stop it!...its a NOVA!!!!its bad enough....god you lot are an inspiration!! General town attitude...everyone in Evesham has a chip on their shoulder..be it because they are ugly shites or they come from Bretforton. The town drug problem..you name it, we got it! Evesham Town Football Club.
• Chavs, foreigners, polish/south africans
• walking some where on your own, just waiting to be started on or mugged
• everything avout evesham is bad to be honest! Who ever said summit about the “kevs” in evesham I would like to point out that some of the favorite cars for the evesham kev is a saxo or a corsa,
• too many gypos, and wannabees
• most of the sham. yuk.
• The worst things are the pretentious people in Evesham for example when you go to Marilyns everyone looks at like there something else but really there just slappers who have no ambition and pobably have 10 kids by different fathers and have now turned lesbian!!! Yes this is Evesham
• Lack of police on the streets of Evesham at night, they said it would get better , THANKS Evesham police,we love you too.
• having to come backkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
• well before i started slagging evesham off i was a young man passionately slagging the town off. now i'm an old man who can't remember why i'm laughing but everyone else is laughing so it must be funny)
• Pikies, townies and muck spreading in the summer.
• Sue Sollis. A complete pain in the arse...and an embezzler also. Wheres ya moped gone?
• Alistar McGowen Local politician Paul Rencher (a welcher)
• GYPOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• Nowhere to Skate!
• The year long smell of maniure Gypsies - "Lend us ten fa' the hold mate", "Get on da back a' da wagon"
• It's EVESHAM seriously Wychavon sort this part out!! We need entertainment!! Shopping Centres??? Clubs??? Cinema?? Skating rink??? Bowling alley?? Bingo??? Shops??? ANYTHING????!!! PLEASE!
• *The road leading in *Phil Leeming *Townie scum that never leave
• dont get me started, i haven't got time!
• The huge number of boy racers.
• Its quite funny how nearly all 'locals' are related to each other, physical impairment seems to be an unfortunate result...Think Deliverance (The film that is)!
• a unique brand of people living on the farfield, deacle place and rynal; commonly known as gyppos, terrorising the streets of evesham.
• Pikeys, the football team and the fact that no matter where you are in the town you can smell the rancidness of Evesham Foods.
• evehsam is one of those towns where you can walk down the road and be called a bitch by a complete stranger who is about 4 years younger than you.
• THE LACK OF DECENT LIVE MUSIC. THERE IS'NT ANY.
• In common with many other market towns, Evesham in the daytime has a nice, relaxed, safe 'feel' about it, but come nightfall, particularly at the weekends, and it's not so nice, despite almost the whole town centre being "cam'd up". Boys (and girls) in blue (generally nice and hard working) don't seem to get time to leave patrol cars, flowers mark the spot of resultant incidents.
• The worst thing about evesham has to be the fact that it's full to the brim of Pikies! You can't walk more than 2 yards in Evesham without being asked for a ciggerette or 10 pence for the nudger! Please note people if you ever consider going to Evesham I would seriously reconsider. Evesham is a pikie town!
• if you havent moved out of town now youre doomed, most are now skagg heads, pregnant or just plain old scabby. Im just glad ive got out!!!
• Bouncers outside pj's - pretending they know everyone.Hugging - yes hugging - people they have never met.They also blatantly learch on2 girls that are about 20yrs younger.I'll tell you what, they really p*** me off. Stop it you old loser men.
• The pot holes in all the roads especially Four pools Road. The council who buy up privately owned houses and move scumbags in spoiling a previously decent area.
• The charity shops in unquestionably the most uncharitable town in the UK . Is that enough un's ?
• Rynal Place, sort it out now!!!
• The Rynal
• Port Street. The council keep saying they will revamp it...when, exactly? And Fairfield road. Ugh.
• Eveshams nickname is "THE 'Sham" (as in the 'Nam) or shambles at least that's what all my mates call it and we're younger than you!!
• The traffic system but not as bad as Worcester or Stratford though
• The lack of ambition within the people that live there. Nobody likes to see other peoples success or plans to move forward in life . Very dissapoining!
• Fishermen
• Evesham's nick name is "Gippo's Ville". It has to be the most downmarket and shabby place in the Midlands. There are no shops of interest, nothing to do - except wretched Fishing (or Skateboarding!). The newest 'attraction' is the new KwickSave. Believe me, this adds to the place's glamour!
• Vandalism is rife, especially to cars in town centre, keep well locked at all times. Smashing windows is a favourite pastime for Evesham youths. Centre of town a no go area after 11pm. Keep well away from car parks at night.
• Beware of no light cyclists riding the pavements and cars racing around the side roads with stereo blaring.
• The little kids in their Escorts sitting in cars in the main car park and trying to act hard and pull Evesham slags. Finding a virgin above the age of 16 is impossible. All the 16 year old girls with prams.

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