The Worst Things in Falmouth, Cornwall*

The entirely missable and worth mentioning because of it

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• Different class of tourist this past 20 years or so! :-/
• The fucking art students. "oh, you're so wacky and zany! Wearing a pirate outfit! In this weather! How creative!" Cunts.
• THE DRIVING. My god, you take you life in your hands. The worst drivers in the world. Rude, aggressive, stupid. Most of the locals. Petty criminals, car scratchers for the most part. I can say that as I am local, but one of the few who is not a criminal...
• The maratime museam. It is brand new but it totally sucks so once you have been there you won't want to go again unless you are obsessed witth boats n stuff but it is crap really.
• Recent Yuppie invasion. House prices gone mad.
• most students: annoying loud little twonks spouting banal and inane rubbish constantly trying to fit in with a generally vague and dismal fashion that no one else is either interested or bothered by. thankfully they're not here during summer (back home to rich mummy and daddy up country). you'll want to smash their faces in, but don't, let a townie do it!
• Absolutly nothing!
• The bollards up the side of the still unpedestrianised main street. Far too easy to walk into on a crowded street. Some of the students who don't realise life is not one big holiday and that other people have to live (and sleep at night) too!
• The townies and the rugby players. The former are a bunch of wasters who think they're the hardest people in the country (although none of that have dared to leave Falmouth - serious!!). The latter are a ignorant wanna-be people. The combined IQ for a rugby squad of 15 falmouth/penryn players is about... er.... 14. At a push...
• ....always happen if you think about them. Seriously though probably the local sports teams after they've had their standard three Shandy's. Such lovely, cultured people. Credit to our town.
• The fucking worthless piece of shit townies who seem to think they're the hardest people in the world when in fact they've never left Cornwall, and wouldn't last a second anywhere else. Coming to get ya boys....
• Can be very dreary in the winter but its worth it for the summer!
• Old people on coaches in the summer
• Small town mentality of some of the inhabitants
• No cinema but you kinda get used to it.
• townies, go somewhere you fit in, like prison.
• TREGULLOW ROAD - FULL OF PAEDOPHILES' SMACK HEADS' ALCHOLICS, BRAIN DEAD INBREEDS, WIFE BEATER'S, DOG SHAGGER'S, KEEP AWAY FROM THIS TOTALY ANTISOCIAL LOAD OF MISSFITS YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
• boredom
• THe stunning amount of townies who do nothin but sit on street corners and smoke (cool!!) the winter months, they strange amount of utter weirdos in the town, and the amount of tourists(the lame ones)
• the winter wen it dies
• Seagulls everywhere noisey bloody things they'll steal your ice cream as soon as look at you, shoot em all i say!
• nobody lives there 'cos nobody's written in the knowhere guide about it yet.

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Last updated: 2008-10-14