Buskers, Street Entertainers in Felixstowe, Suffolk*

Places to find public entertainment

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• Local slut Christine Corbett, Local Hard nut wannabe Chris Ryan
• fsjfsbr
• id like to see a crap juggler
• The scruffy guy that looks like he has taken WAYYY too much speed in his time, he seriously needs a wash as well.
• Where can I start! Felixstowe seems to have a disproportionally large number of eccentrics! Kevin in the Guinness tee who always smelt of Red Bull; Snake Man - the really tall guy who wears clogs and the 'SEXY' belt; the lady who used to protect the yoghurt fridge in Tescos and the old guy with the rope belt and the cardigan who shouts and chases people - often!
• Whatever happened to 'Gas Peddles' - the guy who used to stride around Felixstowe at top speed, ranting and raving at anyone he passed...
• James Bond, or double-oh seven...often fleeced for money. Patric...the guy with the dreadlock/grease hair do that talks to himself. He's harmless. The pissed guy always walking through town with loads of food shopping....looks a bit like the gladiator Wolf, but this guy has a porn tash!
• Bruce should be carted away in one of his Tesco trolleys, Pete "what do you think of the game" big toothed dribbly mouthed boy. Why is the pavement facing e.t basketed dog man allowed on the road, he must be responsable for 90% of felixstowes traffic accidents.
• Sadly, for the residents, Felixstowe is devoid of entertainment. And if there was, the majority of its residents would be too thick and apathetic to realise otherwise.
• sit in any cafe in felixstowe and you will see so many weirdos....why such a high concentration in such a small area...the closeness to sizewell b?...closeness to st clements?...the sea?
• tip toe dobber rules!!he should be running felixstowe, dobberhead I salute you!
• Bruce has been mentioned. So has the yeast factory. Which smells worse? Has anyone tried talking to Patrick Wilkinson? Dave Smith, Steve Jameson and Julian Wainwright need a mention too. For the record, it was Bruce's dad who knew the Beatles. His name was...wait for it...George Harrison ( no, not THE George Harrison ) and he was a reporter/ photographer for a Liverpudlian paper in the early/mid sixties and toured with the Fab 4 under his official capacity as local scouse news hack. This is almost certainly true."Yesterday, dum dum dum, all my trolleys seemed to roll away".
• . Well i must be honest im a cruiser girl. Like to have my luxury motors and stuff... but never a nuisance of course like thr BOYZ
• . Well i must be honest im a cruiser girl. Like to have my luxury motors and stuff... but never a nuisance of course like the BOYZ. Would like to mention to Bruce is now in desgise.... no beard now.. actually looks quite clean ..... be warned he is not!!!
• to damn many
• The unshaven tramp-like guy who lingers around the town centre mainly. Looks like his hair hasnt been washed since the romans invented running water, mainly seen nr Solar, the bus stop outside Unwins, and maybe most famously, in McDonalds "praying" over a cup of coffee, Quality !!
• None, though there is a Big Issue seller who looks like he could be an extra from Lord of the Rings
• Bruce
• Bruce (smelly bruce) is a fave usually hanging round Tescos pushing trollies or entertaining the surrounding public.
• Bruce has been a bit quiet lately, but he's about as entertaining as it gets. Felixstowe is also home to the UK's only middle-class, affluent-looking "Big Issue" salesman. Kinda defeats the point, I thought?
• Bruce should have moved to Halifax now, but alas, i am sure you will all be happy to hear that his smell still lingers around town !
• What are they?????? probably can't find public transport to get here.
• The Plymouth Brethren who preach at the triangle every Saturday lunchtime. The old couple, who stink of piss, and their twenty, toe tapping tunes, banged out on a crappy Bontempi organ, again at the triangle. Finally there's Bruce, who's love for dogs is without question and who's personal hygiene is beyond reproach, also a regular at the triangle. Are they related? Probably.
• Mad mad people, Bruce and Stella (Artois) raving alcoholic. You'll find Bruce by Tescos, every taxi driver's friend, supposedly his mum was friends with the beatles, yeah right.Famous for shouting having a scraggy beard and renowned dog lover.... There used to be Fag ash lill but, god bless her soul, she's gone to the big ash tray in the sky. Football pete, friendly chappy, always wearing an Ipswich town football shirt... Tip toe dobber head - self explanitary, bloke on bike with dog in basket, head turned to one side. Max - fantastic kebeb man. Do not go into hearts newsagent, dodgy men, asking for wine and sell dodgy cigarettes - they are mad.
• that bloke who sells the big issue outside tescoes with his brown dog!
• The populace is quite entertaining enough.

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Last updated: 2009-03-20