The Worst Things in Felixstowe, Suffolk*

The entirely missable and worth mentioning because of it

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• The snobbery of Louise who is not interested in men according to her scummy sidekick from Hatfield road,Ipswich BUT of course if I was a Lib Dem agnostic with a snitched up toffee nose & a cissy job with BT or ICI,OH!How different my dear,upstairs,downstairs,in my "ladies" {left-wing} chamber.
• The sudden and rapid influx of our friends from the recently accepted members of the EU... Seems to me that a little knowledge of how we like to behave in the UK would go a VERY long way in reducing ALOT of problems at the moment.
• When You Dop Get Called Over By The pigs They Hold It Against You For Aaaages
• hfsrf
• triangle toilet smells
• teeny slappers who think they look good when they are smoking.
• Where to begin? I suppose it is only natural justice that a county which possesses such places as Lavenham, Bury St Edmunds, Southwold and Dunwich should also be lumbered with a 'Felixstowe.' It really is a blot on the landscape, a complete and utter shithole, filled with sluts and wankers and littered with piss, used condoms, dodgy casinos, shitty night clubs and 14 year old mothers. If I were in charge I'd put up glood defences all along the east coast with the exeption of Felixstowe so that it and it alone would be lumbered with the full force of natures fury
• First and Foremost - The Schools; the smell of Felixstowe - like a sewar; the front with the arcades and all the hip pop wannabes with their posses and crews!; the shops - they're mostly pants!
• The litter - it's getting as bad as a 'proper' town... Don't people teach their children to TAKE THEIR LITTER HOME anymore????!!!!!
• the inbreading....don't deny it it happens, the sewage pipes on the beach
• Whinging old people who terrorise all others
• best place in Britain for developing a neurosis-plenty of curtain twitching and back stabbing and most view the Orwell Bridge as the furthest reaches of civilization. However, walking on the prom in summer is good, and better in winter.
• Felixstowe would be a wonderful place to live, if it wasn’t for the majority of the carrot crunching, apathetic or violent residents. If you do live in Felixstowe, or Walton/Trimley for that matter, throw yourself into the sea to escape the hideousness and swim like mad for Belgium. At the very least run like hell, westbound along the A14, and for God’s sake, don’t look back.
• small minds of some of the people living there, the new estates the council insist on building
• overpopulated with narrowminded reactionary bigoted townies,im sure theres a factory somewhere churning out these stupid reebok clothed rat faced fools
• Bruse. Mr greasy hair skitzo who sleeps on the beach benchs in bus stops and at mc d's
• Bruce the layabout nr tax rank and leisure centre i wont repeat what he is said to of done to his animals...... Mr greasy hair skitzo who sleeps on the beach benchs in bus stops and at mc d's where r the police!
• Eldery residents in dellwood avenue and Landswone road moaning about the nearby football ground[YOU KNEW IT WAS THEIR WHEN YOU MOVED THEIR],Suffolk coastal discrict council,the cinema,most people who went to langer primary school,the triangle and the people who hang around their,Felixstowe bus depot,the dock roundabout,
• The slappers and Gary-boys, the small-town mentality, the old people in front of you who suddenly stop walking and make you trip over them. In fact, all of the old people, whatever they're doing.
• Felixstowe in winter
• Firstly Litter. Second neglected front gardens and houses in need of a lick of paint and garden fences that have nearly fell down may as well be removed altogether.
• The yeast factory oh and not forgetting the A14 into it!
• seafront... full a' wee neds that got kicked oot a school, an' they go doon their tae spend thur money thae got fur workin on a f**kin' market stall!
• old people moaning
• The Pier Trust still seem to be living in a world of their own. The latest news just released is they want to put a Casino on the pier if redeveloped(presumably to be owned and operated by the Threadwells). Why not just let the Threadwell Family and others be included in the makeup of the Council Tax so that the residents can contribute by Direct Debit. The last thing that we in Felixstowe want is more opportunity for Gangland Influence. Surely it is evident that the residents want to enjoy our town not be forced from it. The solution is simple Evict the Threadwells and all who want this giant carbuncle and send them to ______________ (please insert your own ideas). Do the Threadwells and hangers on really want to bring more antisocial problems to rival the ever increasing drug abuse problems. For the sake of this town please stop your attempts to set up your own personnal benevolent fund and think of the rest of us
• The hundreds of bloody day trippers and sunday market shoppers who come and block up the town. If Felixstowe is as bad as everyone says. . . . STAY THE HELL AWAY AND LEAVE US RESIDENTS IN PEACE. ps PULL DOWN THE PIER!
• No skatepark
• Everybody seems to know who you are, what you are dooing, and what you are going to do next.
• Garry boy's kill them all, scum ,escort, alloy weals, lowered, soaped up round in circles. get a life. One road in one road out, a bit like the twylight zone.
• Seems the bandwagon for the Threadwell Family Benevolent Fund still has its wheels on but only just. They are still convinced that the majority of people care about the state of their crumbling Pier. They have obviouslt been taking lessons from the Labour Party Spin Doctors on how to flog a dead horse. In the immortal words of the boys from Monty Python The parrot is Deceased. STOP WATING OUR TIME AND TRYING OUR PATIENCE GET THE MESSAGE WE DONT WANT YOUR STUPID BLOODY SEADOME. If the family fortune is looking in jeopardy could be an idea to do us all a favour and leave. I here Majorca's good most times of the year.
• There only a few skaters in the Safeway part of Felixstowe and there all my mates.
• Mindless thugs, vandals, yobbos, gazzers, shazzers, wasters, drug-addicts, to name but a few but a few.
• the dirty sea, the smell of the yeast factory
• Everybody knows you - how?
• night clubs and vandals.
• The 'Armpit of Suffolk' harsh but fair.The Felixstowe Pier Trust or Threadwell Family and hangers on Benevolent Fund, how bloody ridiculous!!!! The Threadwells bought the pier and have made a tidy fortune from the residants and visitors over the last 3 decades and more, now decide that having inflicted on the general populace obnoxious offspring and whinging about the cost of maintaing the damn thing that the Taxpayers and Lottery players should fund an unwanted redevelopment that will make them more money. Why should we have to read in the local press at least once a month that they cannot get the funding and think it is a sad reflection on us? GET THE MESSAGE BRING IN THE BULLDOZERS AND DEMOLISH THE WHOLE BLOODY BUILDING!!!! Whilst I'm on my soapbox its intolerable that the young and young at heart have to put up with those waiting to die constantly whinging about those of us who like to enjoy ourselves doing so. IF THEY DON"T LIKE IT THEY SHOULD GO AND WAIT TO DIE ELSEWHERE!!!!!
• the nightlife, the things for teenagers to do!
• Everything else - Mark E
• You have to cross hundreds of miles of the Suffolk Outback to reach civilisation.
• The bomber jacket clan that have descended on Felixstowe and turned it into a bloody London suburb on the seafront, which is what i try to escape from when i leave the london suburb i live in.
• Nobody can spell it. Once a mechanic in Colchester spelt my address with a "Chimly" (ie St Martin...)

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