Cringing Cult of Celebrity in Fraserburgh, Aberdeenshire*

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• I family fae hell mine em (RIP) they were a bunch o nutters TF theyre ah deed like, i mine they wid try and rip ye aff fan ye wint ti davie dump deals ( davie stewart for dope, he wis anither crazy al boy, i mine ye wid go in and he'd forgotten far he'd stashed his reefer dozy al bastard
• charlie
• NAEBODY REALLY APART FAE MARCONI THE RADIO GADGIE
• The queen visited once, but for some odd reason did not stay, maybe someone had a word in er ear (maaam).
• Alex Lowe, Andy Bell from Oasis's former band mate from Hurricane #1 lives here now.
• Nilsen Nilsen Nilsen
• The Burry Scurry
• Windsor the Troll
• Stonie!! a cna believe he's bin moved teh a home... half i broch wis scared oh thu wee shyte lol... aah classic tymes...!!x
• knowledge the next best fing to peej. biggest heed in the world can suck his own knob and his dad is a legend too.
• gerry gablonski,moby white,pockface ivor the raj,daevid beenis,flattod the skin beater,graham fat lazy moaning money hungry mutch jack of all trades master of cringe,glekit spekky fountain of bull in high street.
• none no1 will go
• wheeler dealer the drugie we nae legs tinky cunt!!!
• roller pig i fat wifey it wint missin in her wheelchair we little skinny cunt it pushes her aboot.
• Naomi Cruden, face like a skelpit arse and breath to match
• FAT MIKEY'S IN KENT GARDEN'S HIS DOOR HAS BEEN BURST MORE TIMES THAN YVONNE ROY'S ASS HAS BY THE COPPERS
• the now legendary bruce goodbrand, such a loss... HA, DEFINITELY F*#KING NOT!! must say, he is the dumbest twit evr, and i hope he gets around about... LIFE!!
• yvonne roy. local pro. but she is better than a slag cause at least she has brains and makes money from it.
• john rattery,skated the broch beach in 2001 in switch kickfliped the 10 set,the second best thing thits happened in teh broch,the best thing hisna happened yet..................burned doon
• peej the fat little hamster man.doog the fastest man in the north-east.his mam yvonne is a total babe. wheler dealer the man with no legs.peej is i greatest thing ti cum oot i broch we his footlong.
• jimmy mark known by everyone best pals we chrisy martain.
• hall for wearing out all those skin tight jeans of his
• fraser milne says johnathan fida-lay is cool
• bob stephen harrison and seth the proffessional sk8 boarders but harrison is a bitty past it
• dennis neilson..dinna mess withe the brochers or they'll boil yer heid.
• George Murison
• Ian Brown - drummer in the brilliant Alex Lowe's (ex Hurricane #1) new band.
• COLIN KENNEDY (skates 4 bluprint) skated here last year.
• One o thi best things iver ti cum oot o thi broch his ti be WHITE DETH. If yi canna mine im, yi must be a gromit......But they kicked ass on ony o thi bands floatin aboot jist noo.
• Scott Murray (Bristol City footballer), Marino Keith (Livingston footballer), Thomas Blake Glover (founder of Mitsubishi)
• Dave West, looks like a crazy junkie and he is a crazy sloth. well known in society
• Hardest wifie in the Broch- Margaret Mowat, Barry Morrison, organist extraordinaire in the Brewery (she was on Opportunity Knocks in '74, ye ken),Lawdy, Bird Man (fa insists on feeding scurries at the Aul' Kirk as a wedding is gan in- cue shitten-on brides frocks)
• Slack Alice (RIP),Nancy Barclay, Peter McDonald, Ivor, Yovan, Congo (and his legendary third leg),Jungle Jim Gary Tubes (permanent wearer of 1982 World Cup Scotland fitba' top, is hygenically challenged- fa's had to sit next to him on the tooner?),Johnny Bicocchi,
• there is the famous person called quinn who stays in newtoon, god hes a babe,also jock from well thats a secret, but god hes well nice
• Mummy and daddy bought me a brand new Ford Puma!!
• Jungle Jim - possibly the largest sidey wigs in the world Ivor Lovegrove, Ruby West, Lawdy Miss Clawdy, Johnny Snuff got his neck sorted, Daftwood is a marvel of modern society. In fact I dont't think were in Kansas any more Toto!
• John Anderson the fireman who goes abroad to save people from earthquakes and other nasty stuff like that.
• John Anderson - bravest man I've met. Travelling over the world with IRC to help people in less fortunate countries. Well Done! Wish there were more of you.
• Thanks to all the drug dealers for taking all their shit into the town.(not) u usless bunch of dum fucks. hope u all get run out of town.
• SMA PASTY famous sloth and the most famous bonacord juice sellar in the "world" so the song goes "the bonacord man and west, the bonacord man and west, one drives the larry the other dis the rest "(tune to pinky and the brain)
• Dennis Nilsen is the correct spelling, a notorious serial killer who moved to London and murdered a heap of gay men. Born in 47 Academy Road.
• re 'Jabba the Hutt @ South Park' please correct spelling. It should read Mrs Hutt not 'Jabba the'as previously inserted. thank you
• The black guy who wears the America Jacket. We need more ethnic minorites and openly camp gay people up here to liven stuff up
• Tony Cowe~ raised £600 doing a streak at Hampden, well done
• jabba the Hutt, headteacher of SOUTH PARK primary school
• Johnny Allan the crooning karaoke king from SCREAM the U-18's night at Deejay's - GOTCHA!!
• William Wright ,wood work mannie @ the Academy,Famous BIG AFRO
• Stuart McIntosh, now resident DJ of Club Claremont in Aberdeen. This man has sprung to fame and has notched up a fantastic rapport with the ladies. He is now known as King Mac I. Piece!!
• Scott Buchan Ex Fraserburgh Made his fortune in Engineering now lives the life of a play boy in the USA. His mother and father still stay in Fraserburgh
• Dennis Forsyth owner of deejays and superstud(ha ha)
• Dennis nielson mass murderer

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Last updated: 2010-08-19