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• the wifey that stands ootside the coop sellin big issue. few whoors hang aboot the bala waiting t take advantage o the drunk al mannies, wont name and shame as i think all know the noteables anyways!!
• Charlie Reid!
• Carlos Tevez Look-a-like can strike a ball faster than a spinning tornado
• KELVIN SUDZ ABSOLOUTE LEGEND. Ft's it tae dae wae you if stonie got put tae ah young offenders, nothing, u were just wunting some gossip to tell could u not think aboot what his family is and was going throo. his mum and dad and his sister and his brother and all his aunties and uncles and his granda and his cousins eh?. Stonie is the best miss u. Wish u were still oot n about!, His family love him 2 bits!.
• GIDY GODAN. Selina King tryin tae get her shag haha.
• bundy,lori mckay, yvonne roy laudy miss clawdie doupies
• Plenty o local characters. Most o them oot there heeds on gear or Bucky
• gary jappy nae think he is tidy as fuck abde in the broch kens he is
• Is yvonne roy deed?
• '' Stonie '' known as shaun ritchie. didna get put ti a home. it was a young offenders prison of fit av heard. but av also heard hes back in town
• KELVIN SUTHERLAND AND STONIE !! HA HA LEGENDS
• IVOR SAY NO MORE
• Local characters, sadly some who are no longer with us.
• Theres the old boys,Ivor,al Jonny wi 'is trenchcoat n sambas, Peter MacD of course, Butlers granda, Ruby West, Lawdy Miss Clawdy, Flatnose, Congo,Margit Simpson, Creepin Jesus, The Laird(of Moray Rd),Eric the Viking, n Jimmy 'special brew' Coullie and the new eens, nae legends yet but will be some day, Ridin' John, Fizzbomb aka slivery Gordon, Gayle Ritchie best BJ in the world, Bukta, Gambo, n fae fit av' heard recently Linda 'foghorn' Rennie/Henderson
• lynda fae sandhaven is a nut watch ur men and ur drink!!!!
• paddy the irishman!!a blether o shite,and hes got shit taste in women!!!!!!well i suppose beggars canna be choosers!!!cringe
• fit aboot john greg fa used tae gan aboot pickin up a i tabbies aff i grun on a seturday nite
• knowledge can suck his own cock
• junky ronnie!!!he walks aboot the broadgate oot his heed on smack n hassles abd!!!tryin 2 chat up quines!!!fit bloody quine wud b interested in a scabby rotten toothed mingin tinky junky scumbag corpse??!!!its time abd cleared the broch o a the scabby junkies n made the broch a better place!!its doon 2 them that the brochs in sick a state!!!
• JUNKY RONNIE IS ALWAYS GAN ABOOT THE BROCH OOT HIS FACE ON SMACK AS USUAL!!TRYIN 2 SPEAK 2 ABD N CHAT UP YOUNG QUINES,LIKE ONY QUINE IS GAN 2 BE INTERESTED IN A JUNKY AIDS INFESTED ROTTEN TOOTHED CORPSE!!LIPPY AND COLIN WARD,ATS FAR A THE JUNKIES GO FOR A HIT!!HOW CAN THEY NAE JUST A F**K OFF!!ITS SCUM LIKE THEM THAT RUIN ATHIN FOR ABD,MAK FOLKS LIFE A MISERY!!!
• Only the Junkies trying to mug people.
• ivor,
• did you see 28 and grifter play in the broch? for a bunch of (superstars)they sounded pretty poor and amateurish to us.come on guys you can do much better than that.try and put on a show and give us some decent music for a change?check out pure lead,ryan and see how its done.at least they try.only joking.
• Anita Stephen the bible thumper always getting them oot for the boys if they hae money
• at yon fukin laedy miss clawdy we her 24 inch saggin tits fa hangs aroon i harbour tryin 2 pay folk ti shag her. cz naebd hiz cn her minge n abt 40 fukin yeer. mind u shi hiz a deed bairn under her floorboards so u kana balme them eh!
• well there is tinks or junkies
• Ivor is the man hehehe
• LAWDY MS CLAWDY A LEGEND IN HERSELF
• YVONE ROY THE STREET WORKER WITH A STINKIN FANNY
• Darren Tait- he's nice as fuck fan he's nae gouching his face aff in deejays
• Mark Lawrence kickin Judge Jules ass on the decks at the Lesure Centre, There is no stoppin him !!!!!!!!
• SASA -spotty ass syndrome association aka annie, or so we have all been told, wonder if its true.........................
• yvonne roy is a classic. did yi ken that she gets loads of customers, maks a fortune. she does pensioners specials!
• jase willie billy wisey john ronald gump jackie fatnutz are a amazing
• Dixon the Skinheed
• Bruis "Congo" Cowe, he is a leg-end
• Zombie Joe.....fars he wint t noo a days hina seen him in a while
• does anyone know a wee dark headed guy who is a little tinky version of Noel Gallagher with plooks. he wanders up and doon watermill road and college bounds.
• zander kewley the mink
• Yon guy ritchie,fled that place caled peterhead and moved up in th world to the broch,lucky him!think the term for him is MOCH!
• IVOR IS NAE 3 BAD EVEN WITHOUT HIS LEG. WHO TAKES THE BLAME FOR RUNNING THE POOR BUGGER OVER? HANDS UP RENE! YVONNE ROY, SELINA KING, CAROLINE TAIT, WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM A WOMAN? 20 squid! for a blo job canna be bad, come on boys anything for a baggy,even pass on a bit of STDs for an extra charge!
• ah the slappers down the road on a saturday night
• Martin "GAYBAR" Stewart drove a battered ford fiesta WITHOUT INSURANCE and was caught by the pigs and banned for 6 months. SILLY TW*T!
• broch sucks
• Steven hall is a rampant homosexual prick.Who loves seducing young men outside cheers on a friday night
• Hey my name is steven hall and im famous in fraserburgh for my skin tight jeans
• Creepin jesus always made me laugh, give me sum of the shit he was on
• J. Corbett
• Lynne hornal has turned into one o the biggest ugliest theiving junkies o the toon. Somebody should shoot her. Nae wonder though wi a mam like hers, she looks like a hobbit and sells pills ti a the junkies ti mak money, her bairns are better aff in care, at least they get looked efter and get a decent chance at life!
• Giddy Gordon hes a nutter he'll dee onything
• Giddy Gordan Hes A classical
• MAD MARK the bmxer fas in 4th year is fuking great hes like nuts becuase he can get like 10f air and like kool moves in the air like once he did a barspin in the air thats so kool.he should like get sponsord NO JK
• MAD MARK fa is in 4th year is a great bmxer he can get like 10f air and do huge tricks in the air he shuld like get sponsord no JK i mean it
• leisure cantre doon i road
• junkies day or night keep locals entertained!
• well lets face the truth we have ney much left. like any town there all dyin out. my heros is den boy mark boy angie baby marty mcfly and folks
• well lets face the truth we have ney much left. like any town there all dyin out. my heros is den boy mark boy angie baby marty mcfly and folks
• Statue in the lizzie yer my hero!!!!!!
• Leeann Hadden, the FREAK of the broch!!!!! Thinks she is Hee man (she looks like him....) Yer a stupid broch sluts ( with no style her hair doo proves at)
• THOMSON A LAUGH
• there's yon mad wifie with the walking frame...and the hunchback mannie that feeds the birds and keeps licking his ain nose.
• Murray "the man hoir"apedaile
• id go to john woods for a free baggie and shag
• the thing about the broch is no1 wants to progress onwards they all live in a timewarp
• joel watt - whooeeeeee BABE!!!!!!!!!!!!
• Saturday night go and see all the "characters" pouring half gassed or high out of Deejays
• Plonky Marr.
• this manny robb with massive lugs fae strichen is well known by the name flappers
• The man with the biggest ears in scotland (true fact) stays in strichen his nickname is charlie flapper lugs.............
• bowie the unemployed drunk!arm chair and vodka ats am sayin!marr as well this man is the greatest hes 18 and aff his heed niver seen anyone so durnk as him
• the old guy fa aye wiz his a piss behind the academy gates at 7 oclock every day and the wellknown hated paedophile choicky chicken fae aye wiz hings oot at the al fish factory p.s he wiz egged by a couple o folk fa hid stolen bird eggs
• the old guy fa aye wiz his a piss behind the academy gates at 7 oclock every day and the wellknown hated paedophile choicky chicken fae aye wiz hings oot at the al fish factory p.s he wiz egged by a couple o folk fa hid stolen bird eggs
• The only street entertainment in Fraserburgh are the Brochers - the way they speek - to us foreigners (South of Aberdeen)can be very amusing.
• "IM a spoilt bitch fa gets athin i want fae mummy n daddy" Jay (Ann MOIR).fa is the definition oh a carqueen(shez been gettin folk 2 chauffur her arron 4 years) shez a MORON!!!!!!!!!!!
• john rattray kickflipped the beach 10 set in the broch last year
• i dinna ken
• Theres hardly ony nowadays.Except fae lawdy miss clawdy.
• go up to st modens there is a few street entertainers up there u can get a good laugh at all the fagit townies i going to kill u all
• what about the man with the biggest ears in the world c. robb from strichen this is the third time ive put this in but when its updated it never appears
• ALWAYS LOOK FOR BOWIE LYING IN CHEERS LANE (HEHE, SORRY MATE), BUT PRETTY MUCH EVREE1 IS A GOOD LAUGH DOON THE BROADGATE, ESPECIALLY IF THE PIGS ARE GAN ABOOT! U KNOW WHO U ARE!
• generally watching a fight on a sat nite
• sometimes a holy roller band doon the road
• The 'Bird Man'gives great Saturday afternoon entertainment. Watch him as he is gradually turned white with scurry shit and nearly run over by cars.
• gary jappy the notouris woman beater,fa thinks hes solid cos hes big built
• fa wiz it that set fire to the all picture hoose anyway
• RUSSELE BAIN the towns main begger
• animal n gazza
• loads and loads oh drunks!
• That mental robot clown wifie fae Memsie is an absolute nutter and i feel really sorry for her family coz they obviously dinna realise how crazy she really is, GET A REAL JOB WIFIE!!!! Also Ivor Lovegrove we his drunken antics and Congo George with his amazingly long cock the his uses to shag fish boxes. Aye Congo i saw ye!!!
• Hundreds of homeless folk wanting money!! By Coolieo.........
• thi new big issue mannie fa stans ootside i butchers is groovy.....and his doggie is jist a cutie
• The memorial....Fits we a the fuckin americans? its aright for them the dinna hiv ti bide hear!!!
• THE MANNIE FA SELLS WWF POSTERS ASIDE I FISH STATUE THING
• loyd christmas
• a shitie little fair comes noo and again no much though.
• The bird man and TP , and who was the old ladys who flung water on the bird man bitches. and as TP says call on TP and hell help!
• A the junkies mak good entertainment fan they are in the chemist going "Geeee'sss ma methadone..........."
• Got to be the wasters sitting on the benches outside woolies waiting to buy a fix its a boot up the arse their needing.
• It's good to see things don't change-I left the Broch in '82 and had heard the story of Ivor & the "scurries eggs" before then!
• Ivor L, Peter McDonald (RIP) {sadly provided street entertainment for 'Christian' churchgoers coming oot o' the Aul' Kirk on a Sun, fa teen pleasure on spitting on him, etc, as they went past his slumbering form (presumably wi' their Bibles tucked under their oxters). Shame on you!!},
• Only the Junkies Sad though it is , every day they are seen walking about like a scene from the living dead, how long will it take before a Vigilanty squad move in and free the Broch of these Scum
• The town drunks are aye good 4 a laugh
• The stupid clown woman who'performs' ootside the St Nicholas centre in Aberdeen is from Memsie, shes a feckin eejit. Ivor Lovegrove is always good street entertainment when he shouts at invisible people. He too is a feckin eejit.
• ivor and his moothy, hey ivor fit the hell r yi deein up on o woolies reef "im lookin for scurries eggs"says he just ti get a free b xmas daner fae the pigs.
• the old wifie fae offers folk loaf cause she thinks that they are birds!!!!!! that wifie is a nutter
• The old guy with the accordion outside bruces butchers
• gi the bird man a buck an he might dance 4 u
• er's a gadgie wi an accordion in i broadgate maist Satirdays an he's quite funny
• Yon funny wifie oot sid Woolies how ony body can tak at amount o abuse in still come back is beyond me hats aff ti the mintal Robot wifie
• just the marconi road minks outside woolies
• There was an old guy "playing" accordion outside Safeway last week.
• I HOLY ROLLY GEEKS.A BUNCH O FUKIN FREAKS FORGIVE ME FATHER!!
• Marconi Road is entertaining any night of the week
• Just the usual guy with his collection of big issue
• weird christians and thinking to youself "They based league of Gentlemen on this place didn't they"
• Every weekend there is a rumble somewhere

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Last updated: 2011-01-17