The Stuff We Can't Fit In Somewhere Else in Fraserburgh, Aberdeenshire*

The things which can't be categorised

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• At Fuckin speccy Nutcase JASON RITCHIE
• Diz the wifey stuart still teach maths at the academy? She wiz tidy
• Am i the only broch guy that widna mind shaggin DR Lee-Mason??? Well tidy
• who is cum bucket for a the herion addicts that lived or passed thro rosehearty??
• FAH TAE SHAG
• Demolish moray road an all the poofs and junkie fuks in it,the new iceland-coz i got turned down, and they'll hire a bunch of fuckupz,tear doon jewson,the manager george is a fat fuk of a cheesedick,dj's i cud mak a better club wi a cardboard box an a litebulb,tear up the flaggy coz its jus 4 the pigs 2 do turnys noo. BUILD/INVEST in broch.Therz sum gd folk there and they will mak ur places money!!!!
• Demolish moray road an all the poofs and junkie fuks in it,the new iceland-coz i got turned down, and they'll hire a bunch of fuckupz,tear doon jewson,the manager george is a fat fuk of a cheesedick,dj's i cud mak a better club wi a cardboard box an a litebulb,tear up the flaggy coz its jus 4 the pigs 2 do turnys noo. BUILD/INVEST in broch.Therz sum gd folk there and they will mak ur places money!!!!
• O aye dinae slag the foreign folk in the toon. there an awe right bunch, deein the jobs that maste o u lazy lot winnae get oot yer beds 2 dee. O and finally u will see awe the kids wearing blue and yellow fluorescent survival suits, nae were else will u see this dare
• Try another world, deep into the universe.
• Forgive me flaggies for it was doon to me an ma pals,Jingo,Blaikie,Stretch,an Mahoo among others fae i tap o' i Drive for gettin the actual Flagpole itself removed.We used ti use it as a giant rope swing an flee ower cars (an even motorbikes) as they went roon the base, an it wiz muggins here thit flew richt ower i tap o 'yon fite car' which turned oot ti be the coppaz, thus renderin the ol' flaggie to be a potential health hazard an then teen doon an replaced by....... well nothin' really, really.
• Wiz in i 'burgh recently eftir yonks awa, holly sheet ye shud ca' it CRAZYBURGH
• Hey guys instead oh slaggin i broch go n get sumhing dein bout it! its nae at bad a toon compared ti a lot oh ither places! Good things happen! theres amazin people and if ur bored on a friday nite come along ti storm at AOG or the cafe! and 8 oclock on a sunday nite 4 uth! its amazin!
• GOOD FOR DRUGS AND MUGS SHAME ABOOT ATHIN ELSE#
• Shout oot teh Laura McIntosh(meh!! :P) Joanna Addison, Edith McDonald, Laurianne Ross, Chloe Wait, Sammy Montgomery, Jenna Guthrie nhd mah amazin dad Edward McIntosh fa thu broch kns thit i widni beeh thu sme place athoot hum...!!x mah mam anah Alison Taylor(maiden = Coull) nhd abdee thit hur nhd mah dad used teh hing abt wee fan they wir luttle... Scott Morris... Megan Taylor... Harry Taylor... Alison Kennedy... jist i hale lot oh buchan roaders thit used teh hing abt ihn greesey D's chipper...!!x
• get urself a baggy and just die B A S T A R D S or u could grab an std off the local bike colene reid does her rounds fae rosehearty to the broch for the fee of a sniff of a baggy and she flies both flags yes plays for both teams!!!!!
• the place is shit cum here in u will die
• Drug capital of the north east.
• there's no worst things and no best things aboot i broch jist mine fit it wis like in your childhood, it's up ti u how u choose ti see it, me i see it as a great town with alot of people who need help but find it hard to ask then when they do even harder to get it. I was 1 of the junkies giving i broch a bad name , i found it hard to swallow my pride and admit i needed help then when i did i had to wait almost 2years to get into a rehab in Glasgow now i haven't touched drugs,pills or alcohol for 5 months and i'm doing electrical and electronic engineering in Glasgow and life is really good.
• marconi road is great entertainment
• yvonne roy is a minkly clatty beast!!
• me.if yid like t start a band jist email ma at nutter_guitarist@hotmail.com a need a drummer singer bassist rythm guitar thanx age groop aboot 11-16
• shona michie's pox an ever increasin weight.fish....she knows about crabs!
• wheelam, forbes, marty b, steven t, pope n zander legends
• wheelam, forbes, marty b, steven t, pope n zander legends
• tinks like em
• too many people slag off the broch. you can only slag it off if you live here. if you dont then quit it. for the amount of drug problems here people lie when they say that the broch is a dangerous place. there is very little crime here. how many cars are stolen here. most drug addicts dont hurt people, they are not able. LET HE WHO IS WITHOUT SIN CAST THE FIRST STONE , cause you all live in glass fucking houses.
• I think the broch is heaven in itsel. I hiv bidden in ither parts o Britain in a'way is the same. Druggies and drunks are a ower the world so why should the Broch be ony diffrent? Jist get on wi yer life n appreciate jist whit ye hiv got. The Broch is a rare gem o a place. Wi bonny changing scenery n fine fowk biding in it is well. If ye still cannae see it then move oot n gang n bide in the midlands wi nae watter or coastal scenery, then see whit ye think o that!!!!! Some fowk are niver satisfied!
• hows aboot no
• THE MORE EVERYONE SLAGS OFF THE BROCH THE MORE IT WILL GO DOWNHILL. SHOW A BIT MORE LOYALTY ASSHOLES. MOVE THE FUCK AWAY IF ITS THAT BAD. WE WONT MISS YOU. THERE ARE ENOUGH AMUSING PEOPLE AS IT IS.
• everyone say's the broch is hell.well...it isn't.or it would be warmer.There are worse places!GIVE ME A FEW MINUTES AND I'LL THINK OF SOME!!!oh aye,i nearly forgot...FLAGPOLIN' SUCKS!
• elaine flett is 3/4 of the fukin broch, nea ony mare room for new devolments e.g cinema, and shit. So if ur bored with the broch blame it on this fat bitch
• emm how about YOITH FOOTIE
• how aboot mcdonalds or even better Bruce millars and occer world!
• darren noble has a small cock coz burnie told me
• im horny and i can't find the young sluts in djs and i hav been going for aboot 3 year
• ?????? I dina get the question ??????
• this may be a place of little to do and a lot of drugs and voilece but that is how the peaple have made it and the peaple can change it
• i hope we can all show respect 4 all he wannab's of fraserburh and all the fuckabooots were still thinkin aboot yi. gfood nite god bless and sweet dreams all my love jam
• i hope we can all show respect 4 all he wannab's of fraserburh and all the fuckabooots were still thinkin aboot yi. gfood nite god bless and sweet dreams all my love jam
• a fuckin cinema
• Let Robbie West know he has a secret admirer
• ZANDER BUCHAN IS SOOOOOOOOOO HOTT!!
• FRaserburgh has a good range of Education, with primary schools, secondary and also a college that attracts people not only from Fraserburgh but from Banff, Macduff, Peterhead and surrounding ares. The first step the COUNCIL should take, is to STOP building new buildings which costs TOO much and fill those properties lying empty with LEISURE facilities 4 TEENS!! cinemas, pool with flumes, ice skating rink and bowling alley!! There are loads of fish factories lying empty! ! secondly, get the people that are in prisons or young people that vandalise properties to fix it themselves out there own money or make them pay by sweeping the streets cleaning roads,parks,beach up from litter!!! Thirdly, POLICE should be protrolling High St and places with shops at all times at nights!! EVERY night,thats what there paid 2 do! with rotweilers and alsation dogs.cameras should be put up to reduce vandalism! Hope u like reading my views...Jo x
• All u smackheeds get the fuck awa fae broch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• The Broch is a complete and utter HELL HOLE.Junkies hoardin the chemists for there free fix, wasters walking aboot lookin for there next old wifie ti mug her o her pension book, jist ti feed there habit.FUCKIN JUNKIE BASTARDS GO TI HELL, ABDY ELSE FLEE THE BROCH AND GET A FUCKIN LIFE.
• The Broch is a complete and utter HELL HOLE.Junkies hoardin the chemists for there free fix, wasters walking aboot lookin for there next old wifie ti mug her o her pension book, jist ti feed there habit.FUCKIN JUNKIE BASTARDS GO TI HELL, ABDY ELSE FLEE THE BROCH AND GET A FUCKIN LIFE.
• there should be a big new sexual park sum where
• Great place to grow up. Gives you that incentive to do well and GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE. Lots of Ex-brochers look back on their time as part of a custodial sentence. Message to non-junkie residents of the Brooch. Its your town. Do something about it. For isntance, join the masons... They *always* get prompt police response.. (I remember fondly some episode in the eighties where the wife of a senior brooch mason was being charged for something - they had to send out to Peterhead to get a non-mason copper to charge her. Sad, eh ?)
• the righteous folk of the broch attempt to down anyone who does not have access to a bible within walking distance, they are the true sinners of the broch, they do condemn but would never act to help in any cause to make a better life for anyone outside their clan, bretheren, of circle of rich friends, hipocrits the lot of them
• put all the smack heeds back where they came fae
• what about the man with the biggest ears in the world c. robb from strichen this is the third time ive put this in but when its updated it never appears
• just have to say that the tinkiest smelliest girl in fraserburgh if u could call her that is dawn mcwilliam.if you want a disease thats where you will find them all, in her.next time shes doing line ups walk away or you'll get the clap.
• BIG SHOUT OUT TO ALL MA BROS! U KNOW WHO U ARE!
• its aboot time a you tinky huns supported a real team or fuck off cos yer nae in glasgae nae mair so fuck you bunch of minky bastards in dinna think yer hard becauce ye bide in marconi road yer nae hard withoot yer knifes in shit ye bunch a pussys
• who u fancy?maybe a lil tickle here or there!oh how naughty!
• THE HARBOUR RULEZ ESPECIALLY ON A FRIDAY NITE!!HAHAHA C U THERE
• Some crackin newts can be found in the kenyon lavies
• The broch has a bad rep for drugs n smack heads but all the drugs come fae peterhead any way n no one goes on aboot them.
• Buckie folk are scum they steal young chilrens posts from them and are probably laughing about it. the junkies smell and try to suck everyone else into thier sad lives and the bible bashers are as bad. if we wanted to bash our bibles we would come to church u dont need to come to our houses!! go away!!!!
• afromans tune: 'because i got high' is the perfect resemblence to the youth of the broch today
• Yiz shouldnae gee i broch sich a hard time. If yi dinna like it thin moov awa n shut yir girnin heeds. It leest the broch his got an affy bonny beach, and thir are heaps o steen circles gan aboot if yi look for thim.
• All the folks who dont live in fraserburgh dont leave messages saying that its shit leave that to the resedents PLEASE, now go and complain about your own towns!!!!!!!
• All the boarded up shops along Cross Street and High street do not give a good impression of Fraserburgh, however the new Tesco and the beautiful re-development of the Beach front is starting to put the place right again
• DONT GO TO FRASERBURGH AS IT IS FULL OF JUNKIES AND HOARS WHICH WOULD OPEN HER LEGS TO YOU IF YOU SHOWED HER A 10P AND IF YOU ARE A STUPID CUNT AND DECIDE TO GO THERE THEN DONT COME KNOCKING ON MY DOOR AS ILL STITCH YA , ALSO DONT GO DOWN THE BEACH COZ YOU COULD STEP ON A HIV INFECTED NEEDLE AND GET AIDS ALSO DONT SHAG ANYONE THERE COZ THEY ALL HAVE DISEASES !!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED !!!!!!!!!!!
• The Broch only sux cos of the crap publicity we get cos of the druggies and minks fae Marconi road. Get oot ye freaks
• DO YOU THINK THE POLICE LOOK AT STUFF WE CAN'T FIT IN SOMEWHERE ELSE? WELL IF YOU DO, WHAT'S THE CRACK WITH ALL THE SMACKHEAD DEALERS? BECAUSE THE WHOLE TOWN KNOWS WHO SELLS THE SHIT. ISN'T IT ABOUT TIME SOMETHING WAS DONE?
• Lynne Stuarts head
• The thing that makes me laugh is you people who complain that everyone is a junkie and the best thing about Fraserburgh is the road out, are the same people who fuck up in school and spend the rest of your life worlking in the fish. Get a fucking life!
• JALDY BON ARE TOPS!
• HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
• MICHAEL BLAKIE WILL BE MISSED BY ALL THAT TOOK THE TIME TO GET TO KNOW HIM SEE YOU GINGER BUCKFAST BUD R.I.P
• Fraserburgh used to be a nice quiet friendly town, but if I was to even think about holidaying anywhere I think this would have to be bottom of the pile
• The broch is crap let me out
• That wee crimnal called 'muggers' is a fucking tosser
• The broch is filled with some narrow minded people. That don't mean everyone is. Just wish people's views of the town weren't based on the minority.
• the river it the bairns play in at the beach is full oh shite n pesh
• Even thought the Broch has got a bad rep' for drugs, if it was that bad, all the shops would close and no-one would have jobs, I have lived here all my life and plan to stay here for the foreseeable future. Life is what you make of it I say!.
• The fitba team are great!
• fraserburgh, well you all slag it off to hell, so why the hell do you stay, because you love it really, and if you went anywhere else you'd miss it. you must admit most of the folk are fine and doon ti earth, and if you went anywhere alse and they slaged off the broch you would be the first to floor them. and everyone slagging christians, if you don't like it, fine no one is asking you to, there are more important things in life to worry about rather than slag off other people, you'll learn when you grow up.
• The Roads, The Local Authority has decided that owing to the 60th anniversary of Dunkirk that the roads in the most central parts of Fraserburgh should now resemble a typical Battlefield Incorporating, Fucked up beaches, Trenches, lack of sewers and blocked roads everywhere,just in time for summer. Another one of Fraserburghs Golden Gems.....
• the broch may suck but what really sucks is sad bastards who think it can get a cinema bowling alley etc. No one will invest money here till we get rid of all the smack heads, its about time people started getting together and running them out of town.
• Well thats about it realy but if you still feel the need to diss on christianity come in see ma in ill gladly pray for ye cheers now
• Police are a joke, the clubs + pubs come out at 2am, and the police dissapear out of the town at 1:50 am
• Who kileed the glue sniffer Brogues, any body know cos the cops sure dont. They pulled me last week cos I got a blue jacket
• RUN RUN LIKE THE WIND BEFORE YOU GET SUCKED IN.
• Churches- Full of all those lovely underage alchoholics and smokers who still have to rely on strangers to get there endless suplies of fags. Either that or the just scran aff there chums.

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Last updated: 2012-03-27