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  • Avoid small people, thy're up to something and no good will come of it...
  • Avoid small people, thy're up to something and no good will come of it...
  • they say kents the garden of england but gillingham is nothing more then a turd in the urinal of the public toilet of england
  • Can you hear the town end sing? i can't hear a fucking thing!!!
  • Gillingham has a few nice places, the lines and Darland banks are places to lay back and relax but there is also a lot of dodgy people around so if your visiting just be carefull
  • If Kent is the garden of England then Medway is the compost heap
  • Beach's near the area. Broadstairs is about an hour drive but in my view is the best beach in kent.
  • stan is still alive and kicking,well he would if he didnt use a walking frame
  • I love gillingham, it's great. I think everyone should move here; then i can move somewhere else!
  • check out the red lion on friday 28th June when local celebs rick waller and angel from holiday reps(or something) will be appearing to boost their celeb status by performing a LIVE sex show! buy tickets early because its only expected that the front row will be able to see angel due to ricks large nature.
  • Gillingham should be pulled down and left that way. Unified council has seen the death of this town so if you want to see how low a place can get come and wander up the high street one evening. bring your own protection.
  • Places to start fights when in a bad mood #1 Chatham high street just barge any one with a grandad hat they soon get there mates #2 gillingham park just give it to anyone standing outside and they usually say my brothers so an so blah blah blah and finally #3 parkwood these boys do my head some of them are hard the rest just live off there fame as bein hard and go round usin there names to scare people and they all smoke too much illegal stuff
  • LEAVE!!!!!!
  • Did Harry Enfield Base WAYNE AND WAYNETTA In Gillingham
  • Sadly, Gillingham contains quite possibly the highest ratio of kiddie-fiddlers (convicted or otherwise!) to 'at risk' children in the whole of South-East England bar perhaps 'Sheppy!.
  • The worst place I've ver had the misfortune to live!
  • Butch Voice... "I've bin to Narm........ Gilling narm.." Sorry local joke.
  • Gillingham must have more traffic lights per mile of road than any other place in the country. You can see about 30 sets from the Roundabout by Tescos.
  • Avoid the High Streets at Night, they're often full of very loud drunks, and the all purpose 'posse', ie those 'hard' kids again.
  • On summer evenings, if you walk down (or up) Star Lane (joins the top of Darland Avenue,and is mostly closed to traffic), you are likely to encounter one or more of the following three things: 1. vicious psychopaths/sex attackers 2. people walking dogs (either genuinely or as a front for the above) 3. hundreds of bats flapping overhead - check'em out now, they're cool. I'd suggest lying on your back and staring upwards. You'll get the impression they're divebombing you.

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Last updated: 2014-11-12

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