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• Wullies nightclub for sure! The glen Divert rd. The army camps. And just about anywhere dry and discreet!
• loved my youth being a wee ned. was i midton boy and loved it safe to say i have grown up. well my best memories frm there was having my first 'get' at the sheds at st ninians, getting ma hole of a wee slut at gourock high. playing chappy was quality aswel. Used to sit uppy tower gettin drunk of 2 cans haha. gourock high also had the nicest looking burds. Well for old times Young Midton Runnin it 2003 haha
• Chris Turner here, I really loved hanging around with Ian Dallas, we had lots of great laughs, Ian Dallas died May 3rd, 2008.
• lived in gourock many moons ago and djed for stax...fond memories of the liberal club and many other venues
• Kennidy Stairs , Glen , Quarry , Moorfoot & Towerrrrr Best Pleaces Tae Go !!
• Going to the dances at "The Gamble Halls" fightin' with the Tribe (bunch of losers),the Grievy would come down once in awhile if they had the nerve, they were totally useless. Young Gourock Ruled and probably still do. Enjoyed going to wee shop next to Darroch Park for a 1/2 bottle of Scotsmac wie Ian Dallas, those were the days. Going into "The Wherry" before the Rangers game for a pint.
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• AE TOWER ON A FRIDAY NITE !!! I PLACE TAE BE WHERE YOULL FIND WEE CLEISHAM SITTIN GREETIN IN WAN CORNER CAUSE HES JUST BEEN DUN IN !!!! AND FAT OWENSY EATIN WAN OH HIS FETHERS ANE PIE'S SHORTLY FOLLOWED BY A GREAT BIG CREAM BUN.AND I REST OH THE WANS THIT CIN AFFORED A SPARE POUND PLAYIN PAP .
• Up the tower hill down in the caves where they kept the amo. during the war. Went one day with the wane for a walk some creep with his pants around his face and wearing pink and black lace underware came after us ran to fast for the bastard got away Sat afternoon wanes playing footba across in the park Anyone know the bastard give him a kick in the balls for me and the wane
• CHRIS TURNER DRINKING SCOTSMAC WITH IAN DALLAS AT THE DARROCH.
• YOUNG FUCKIN MIDTON TEAM RULE SUPREME !! BRING ON THE LOT !!
• Janey's. A dire and run down hotel that hosted the 'alternative' disco. Regular haunt by those who regarded themselves as 'cool'?
• Notorious midton mah ares/:) yooz tryin eh say yeez huv never fuckin bolted it away fae eh mavy n eh wreny n att!!!??? if eh answer izz aye then yer a wee fucken lier!!!
• The Old Wherry, next to Gamble Halls.
• The off-licence next to darroch park on Royal Street, used to buy Scotsmac and four crown with Ian Dallas, we would get hammered then go to the dance, way to go "SEAN".HA! HA!
• The wee shop next to Darroch Park on Royal Street, used to buy four crown and Scotsmac with Ian Dallas, then we would get hammered and go into the Gamble Hall for a dance. Great days days! Uch aye!!!
• EH LIONZ DEN, EH GLEN N EH BOLD DARRA ! WAE EH MIDTON MOB N EH WRENNY BHOYS WHEN THEY APPEAR ! Y.W.M.C No1 ! FUCK YER MAVY ! TOO FUCKIN EAZY !
• the gourock pool after the pub
• Would unfortunately have to be the world famous streets of gourock ( kids are not highly regarded)
• mind the kafe pop afternoons at the Cragburn? the Gamble Halls youth discos where i got my first feel only after a snakebite (lager and ciser for the new youth) session up by the army cadet hall in Binnie (shitty) Lane
• The Midton is the best thing ats ever happened in gourock look at all of us adoring young lads that u fannys call neds we know you cuntos really love us so why grass on us in the paper and trying to get polis cameras up here its bad enough with them doon gourock fuck yeez aw Young Midton Team Rule member if u ever want tae cum up ae tower fur a cergo jist geese us a shout at ae glen on week nights n we wull see what we can do
• e cemy is a good laff on a friday nite ciz itz pure easy 2 hide fae e police and ye cin get a kerry oot fae up e bottom end
• EH CUPBOARD DOON EH WEST END ACROSS FAE EH COLLEGE. BEST PLACE FOR A CERRY OOT
• up ae ymt were ae troopz aw meet get taegether and goin and but there cergos vod n fanta and of corse the buckfast tonic wine tan that up ae tower or the glen then ditch our beautiful burds and go find mare for oor jam roll.
• the notorious midton were ae YmTr run a mock wae eny mob at is daring ae cum up and of course gourock front its shite but noo coz ae big polis cameras
• a wid jist like it be known that "camel shed" wiz named by 2 people by the name of Billy and Alex respectively
• UNDERNEATH THE FERRY CAFE WITH A BOTTLE OF ELDORADO PISSED OOT MA HEAD
• a the Darroch Park we had the best tree swing oot and the best sledging putting green in Scotland
• Broomberry drive, shortly after the junction going up the hill to Gourock High there is a big wall with a convenient ledge running along the back of it. Whiled away many nights there with Omega, brandy/gin/whisky/rum cocktails and bangers.
• "Camel Shed" - the first shed down on the Gourock promenade. The sheds are collectively known as the "china huts". It used to be a magic place to tan a bottle of white lightning, until the old bint in the bottom flat across the road started phoning the police.
• awww cheggie lane. yknow - the woods up behind the co-op n haddows. i spent many a happy hour there with my handy bottle of cheap cider and pissed m8s.
• EH TOWER ! ats eh place to be if yer up fur a cargo in looking fur a female in plus naebodys got the baws to come up eh tower tae mess way the midton
• Cheggy Lane! Just up fae aulds! Great spot for drinking!
• The Albert Hotel on a Saturday afternoon, great for a quiet place to watch the telly....just don't expect Paul to buy in any curry crisps especially for you as he only goes to the cash and carry once a week and if the curry ones run out, tough. "cheese and onioon are as good". There must be a logic there somewhere
• On the boyngy things down the front. Pished and falling off. Fat behind stuck in them in latter years.
• THE BENCHES OR THE BOMBIES AT THE DARROCH DOON THE BEACH NEXT TO THE GOUROCK POOL OR THE BLUE PARK ALL GOOD PLACES TO ENJOY A KERRY OOT ANOTHER SPOT WHERE POLICE DONT VENTURE IS BEHIND THE HEALTH CENTRE
• ahh midton the second best place in the world if you dont play football you can play hunt up the tower,get chases,look fir a bird or wath the midton fight the mavy,wrenny,strone,bottom end,tap end,eh bow,eh qb,eh port,eh branny,eh brae and not forgetting eh gibby
• The guide to avoid gourock well really midton neds. 1.don't go by davidson drive park as the neds look for some young girls. 2.avoid the beach beside the pool also ned land. 3. the tower the hide there to get pissed. the safety place is midton as they all go down the front at nite but come home aroud 10pm so they dont get shouted at by mummy
• the glen at fairlies where you can ask john mcintyre to chase the mavy and then laugh at the shitebags for running
• the glen where clesham n fulton n that drink midton the park where camie n danny used to fight
• Roon the back o the scout hut wi a few bevvies. The Glen. Bill's hoose.
• Battery Park is not in Gourock it is in Greenock.The sign telling you where Greenock ends and Gourock begins makes this clear.
• Whne u can get there before the massive hoards of neds arrive, the sewage works is always pretty sweet, also the wee shelter things along by the paddling pools, ( i made out with with first chic there as a lad), and how could i forget! cove road park! man that place rules
• Midton where Cleisham,Fulton,Rooney and the rest of the neds hang around.
• the tower steps beside laura s's house oh the alcohol consumed there!
• Gourock is a dump!!!!hasnt changed in 100 years.....It badly needs a face lift to save the little town!!!!Does anyone remember the cobblers shop on Kempock Street,run by a woman called Nellie,it was quite near arcade?????If they do please tell me...Thanks!!!!
• up the wee parnickity bit with they foreign cigarettes
• Up the Reservoir near the hospital!
• THE GLEN, THE TOWER, THE PIER BEHIND CLEATS, THE KENNEDY STEPS....THE LIST COULD GO ON AND ON
• Hanging out 10 deep at the back door of Janey's bevyied up looking for a bird or a fight whatever came first. Trying to get a carry oot from Fairlies. Spending a tenner to win 3 pound at the arcade.
• no idea, haven't been there for years
• The Gourock car park is a good place to go if you want to pick a fight with all the kappa neds.
• Daryl McLeister's house where all the real men of Gourock hang out on a Saturday afternoon
• Battery Park all u Battery punters remember the good old days down the shit works all that vodka stomachs of iron
• The Continental Cafe used to be the best spot, simply known as "The Cafe". With about fifteen Pubs in a row ranging from the Cardwell to The Firth Hotel, ending up in The Cafe there was simply no way of failing. The one problem is that with a small town mentality, everyone knew how drunk you were, Quickly! Nowadys it seems to have moved to "Word Up", in Greenock, known locally as "Hard Up!" A sad reflection on the lack of decent employment sources.
• The wee balcony outside the old cafe (arcade) at the sand-ponds,great spot for a kerry oot.Now washed away,I think! The barracks,where I had my first feel. Does any one remember Simon,s arcade? levan castle and the donkeys,here hod this tail aminit
• the resivoir next to st columba's was a great place for an underage carryout only if it was dry! im actually not sure if its in gourock or greenock.
• The Granny Kempoch Stone. Does anyone have the true history of the stone and picture?
• A great place to hang about is round the back of The Sewage Works. NO POLICE ever venture there so hours of endless under age fun is for the taking.
• The Sewage Works(one for the steamers). The Tower or The Glen many friendly people to buy you drink!
• Remember the Cragburn -- ahhhh an era gone by eh!
• The Battery Park is in GREENOCK - just goes to show how desperate the Gourockians are for somewhere to hang out eh??
• Woods at Darroch Park (can of Diamond white) Rat Rock- next to Gourock Pool The Glen - Midton
• Wullies night club was the best and i fed a fox a wotstit there once!! (a very long time ago) The Kennedy Steps (wi' a carry oot)
• Does anyone remember the old tourist sign on the pier head that hd those little lights on it that lit up when you pressed a location.cool hu!
• Tower Hill, Battery Park (well half of it is in Gourock and half is in Greenock)
• "The Dump" Oxford Avenue
• Darroch park
• The Kempock Laundrette is a great place to pick up the other sex. Very cosy, coloured tv, and Derek the owner will always supply a cup of tea.
• Wullies Night Club (bomb shelter in the tower hill, great for keiling over and splitting your head when under the influence)

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Last updated: 2011-05-27