The Best Things in Grangemouth, Falkirk*

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• THE TOTEM POLE THAT ISNY THERE ANYMAIR, GETTIN YER MAD DOG 20/20 DOWN YAE BEFORE GOING DOWN THE PARK FOR A SCRAP, JUNKIE SPOTTING IN KINGSEAT AVENUE, WATCHIN THE POLIS RAID JUNKIES HOOSES IN THE SCHEME AND ...... THE FUCKIN GALADAY
• It's better than Airdrie. MUCH better. The neds in Grangemouth are gentlemen compared to the inbred psychopaths in Airdrie.
• Moving away from the dump and having a better life in Afghanistan
• J rippers & all the reprebates that go there!
• doon the park gettin steamin
• John Rennie fressh Fruit And Vegetables Yesterday
• the days of the nash,,,john and ella dick,,,the monday heavy rock nights,,,then the wed punk nights,,,something 4 everyone,,and most of all,,,the auld toon boys,,,who gave our friends from the new toon a good few beatings in the nash carpark,,,we had 2,,,because they thought they were a class above us auld toon bhoys,,,,no chance!,,ha ha ha
• the pint they serve in the oxgang
• THE MAHARATTA ON A SATURDAY AFTERNOON WHEN THE CSC SUPPORTERS BUSES LEAVE
• Getting out the place Danny Barr Shady Jim
• The outbound road
• gittin yer supply i skegg n buckie 4 the wknd wi awe the yung teem n gawn doon the zettie gid laff lyks
• shali_d,high school an the bk i the bowhoose shops!
• the Zettie on friday nyts its a laff for the teens but a bightmare for the bobs!
• if your face fits then youre cool, if not youre f**ked. good place to live i suppose, well better than langlees or boness...
• Speirsy's Chat Up Lines - superb, "It's a double Giro"
• THE WEEKEND SO YOU CAN GET ABSOLUTELY BLITZED
• The in fighting
• The mad people who look out for their own!
• the tit in the middle of the zetti always good to sit and have a drink on
• The oxgang hotel for a couple of pints before we leave for the fitba in glasgow
• GOING OUT GETTING PISSED THEN FIGHTING WITH OUT O TOONERS WHO COME TO JT,S THINKING THERE HARD BUT ITS COOL THEY GET DELT WITH WE R THE FUCKEN TOON NO ONE WILL DEFEAT US
• GRANGEMOUTH
• the best hings in gmouth is the bp ull get high off they fumes lol
• THE BEST THING ABOU
• Moved away from Grangemouth but came back. Hated it at first but hell you've gotta live somewhere! Think that there's a terrible snobbishness about Grangemouth and the worst kind are the ones who feel that they've stepped up by moving to Polmont or Carron - like wow you managed to better yourself by a few miles. Well done.
• The everyday entertainment, the fresh air, getting on any bus out of here, care in the community residents, the monday club at chally d chemists.
• gsc an d the guys.
• fit guys hint hint craig and gsc (works there)
• blondies or goin 2 stephs
• READING IN THE LOCAL NEWSPAPER, THE LOCAL SCALLYS HAVE BEEN NICKED AGAIN FOR SCREWING SOMEBODYS HOOSE
• k-seat avenue, every flat has at leats 1 dealer
• tree swing at the back of the nursery
• midnight lite
• theres always some loony running around providing entertainment. anyone who thinks grangemouth is boring just dont know how to have fun.
• Doon the toon on a sat night
• gonn doon the park on a saturday nite wen theres loods of folk.
• the park bench
• Closing time at the bowhouse hotel, always a guid laugh and heading towards J Rips afterwards.
• The new town
• DRUGS
• Grangemouth Celtic lifting the Summer League once again. Grangemouth No.1 CSC. The fact that all tim's in the moof are true tims.
• Feeling your roots
• The Galaday
• Its my home. I love it.
• The possibilities if we had decent councillors, politicians and planners
• The Avongrange Saloon Bar (Now ran by the legendary Dot and getting back to normal).
• September weekends in Blackpool(1984 to1990)with Fitzcharles.The only thing that kept him in business,well that and overpriced John Bull repair kits. Reading the bog walls in Hunter Timber(1987 to1990)Mungo was the king.The trampolines and intricate junior roadway area in the park (the first steps in the now defunct idea of the Grangemouth theme park).Buying a pontoon ticket in Sportsreel.Town hall disco,s.
• Our pal Broony keeping those fannys fi other towns away, bunch of scum bags, (This Include's Bo'ness, Stenie, Caronshore and more) Keep it up Broony
• The baths.
• the swing park for the weans and the complex
• THE CLEAN AIR
• The Sports Complex is fairly modern. It's the place to be if you want to get fit!!
• Grangemouth Police Station for a comfy bed, good crowd and banter and a hearty breakfast in the morning. F.O.C. (En suite bathroom inc.) The Dockland area for a stimulating Sunday morning stroll with the dogs (and the drugs)
• the summer league
• going home for a visit,meeting friendly folk you know,in all the old hauntsproping up the same old bars.
• The little hill you drive over in Abbotts Road, as exciting as Grangemouth gets. Being away from Grangemouth for the past 9 years and always being guarnteed that when you come back to visit the rellies you'll find the same faces propping up the bar in the Maharatta, and that reliable welcome home pong of the BP/ICI(or whatever they call it now)
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• The fact that I don't live there anymore, am in the Hebrides now, and always feel nostalgic when I go back!
• LEAVING GRANGEMOUTH IS THE BEST THING ABOUT IT BUT ANYONE WILL TELL YOU IT ALWAYS LURES YOU BACK MAYBE WERE SECRETLY ALL ADDICTED TO THOSE FUMES WE SAY WE HATE SO MUCH
• Some places here are quiet and nice to live in. Buses come here a lot.
• Tuesday Night prize bingo at the Rangers. The M9. Thursday Night Bingo AND boogie at the BP Club The ICI Club on a Sunday Night (to die for) the M9.
• It's a great place to practice SAS survival skills as you walk from Kersiebank Avenue to Argees. Kevlar vest optional! As for the talent, there is none.
• The Strowan!!!!!! Ye canny beat the "Scheme" for 24 hr entertainment...the place never dies
• Biomar Fish-Food Smells on a Brisk Easterly The Wishing Well Poundies M. Arshad Family Grocer John Rennie Mobile Shop -'Fresh Fruit And "Vegetables"'
• The Oxgang and the Three in One
• Two minutes to the motorway, to get out of the place.
• The wide variety of night life and things to do.

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Last updated: 2011-07-13