The Worst Things in Grasmere, Cumbria*
The entirely missable and worth mentioning because of it
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The Worst Things
- bloody rain ,silly tourists kitted out for the matterhorn when they are just walking for a paper
- The gingerbread tastes like kack!
- Tourists.People who buy houses in the village as holiday homes
- All the oldies in their red walking socks and sticks in the summer.
- The worst thing about Grasmere is the people are all backwards due to years of inbreeding. Genetic defects have started to appear in the populous giving them a limited vocabulary comprising of only 4 or 5 words, all of which are expletives. Maybe I am being a little unkind - I have, on occassion, heard words containing 6 or 7 letters.
- The reason the village is empty in winter is that it rains constantly. As soon as it stops raining (if ever) the pavements and carparks are covered so densly in tourists it is hard to walk anywhere let alone skate.
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Parts of this information have been supplied by: Anthea F Gupta, G Harrison, kay hancock, david roberts, Joe, generic, I. N. Bred, jay, split Last updated: 2008-10-14
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