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• Re: Guisborough Market by Mousey (Member 10023715) on 28-Jul-2002
  Yeah fuck the market off and maybe i could park my fucking car on a market day without having to pay to park in a car park. Fucking wankers...pay and display my arse. Fucking markets have had their day.

• Re: Guisborough Market by Pezza (Member 10072342) on 29-Jul-2002
  Oh dear Mousey, why r u so bothered anyway, ur car is pants and I believe Guis. Market 2 b the best place 2 find me bargains!

• Re: Guisborough Market by outoftowner (Member 10074341) on 29-Jul-2002
  In full agreement with your views on the market-it's a fucking disgrace. I don't come from Guisborough but I've lived here now for a number of years and there are some things which still puzzle me
  1) You mention fat bastards but in reality these people are everywhere.I dont think Guisborough has any more than its fair share. This said, how does a town this size support so many pie shops?
  
  2)I h
  ave lived in a number of different locations and I am generally of the opinion that the police are a bunch of lazy, misguided, corrupt, incompetent arsewipes.Around here though they ont even seem to have a passing interest in crime detection. Why is this?
  
  3)Was there ever a decent pub here?
  
  4)When I do go out I can find myself in an overpacked, noisy bar one minute and the next time I look around they're all gone like they're wildebeasts or something on a ritual migration. Why is this? Is it some kind of herd instinct? Or is it me?
  
  5)There are lots of references to "scum" and "snobs" on this site. Do I qualify as a snob because I'm from elsewhere? Who,precisely, are the scum?
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• Re: Guisborough Market by Billy Shears (Member 10034242) on 31-Jul-2002
  1) This said, how does a town this size support so many pie shops?
  
  Simple. It's the same reason that all the charity shops do a booming trade. To put it in one word - Mousey! He eats ALL the pies and wears all the second hand clothes!!!!
  2) Around here though they ont even seem to have a passing interest in crime detection. Why is this?
  
  Because they are a bunch of lazy arsed brainless
  jobs-worths. They make the Police on The Simpsons look like the fookin FBI!
  
  3)Was there ever a decent pub here?
  
  Yes believe it or not! The Fox used to be a right laugh on Fridays/Saturdays. That is before it was gutted out and turned into its current dull and boring state!
  
  4)When I do go out I can find myself in an overpacked, noisy bar one minute and the next time I look around they're all gone....Why is this?
  
  Sometimes it is because the Police have come into the pub so all the 15 & 16 year olds are hiding in the toilets. Then most of the other time it is an in built thing that has been developed with generations of in breeding!
  
  5) There are lots of references to "scum" and "snobs" on this site. Do I qualify as a snob because I'm from elsewhere? Who,precisely, are the scum?
  
  Not at all! It's not about being local, it's more to do with me not liking the small town mentality of the place. To put it bluntly i fookin hate this town and the longer i stay the more i hate everything and everyone! I'm so bitter and twisted it is unreal.
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• Re: Guisborough Market by outoftowner (Member 10074341) on 31-Jul-2002
  Glad to hear I'm not a snob but I can sympathise with your point of view. It does beg the obvious question-how come you stick around?
  Sorry to slag off your home town but Guisborough people are definitely the most retarded I have ever come across. Their attitudes and opinions have to be heard to be believed and so many are so far up their own arses that they must spend all day looking at their br
  eakfast.Having said this I should say that I have lived in some uninviting places but the general rule is that you give people the benefit of the doubt before you decide that you don't like them etc. here you are guilty until proven innocent. Its like you have to prove that you are fit to live here. The irony is that if you want to live here then you've got a major problem. As you rightly assert this is a small minded small town. God only knows what would happen if you had a significant ethnic minority or a major drugs issue. This place would then embrace fascism like small town Bavaria in the 30's. I really am sorry if I have offended anyone in saying this but deep down you know its true. For some reason which totally eludes me there are people here who consider themselves the chosen race. Why oh why do they think this? What have they ever done or achieved and why can't they grow up?
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• Re: Guisborough Market by Mousey (Member 10023715) on 2-Aug-2002
  Who cares if i shop in charity shops, i'm game as toast. Fucking bargains galore in them. And as for pies....in strictly a Greggs man!!!

• Re: SCRUFFY STARS by Billy Shears (Member 10034242) on 26-Jul-2002
  I’m with you on that one mate, the Seven Stars is a shit hole. The people who drink in their and most of the other Guisborough pubs is a typical of a small town mentality. They can’t see past there Friday night out down Guisborough, it’s the highlight of there life and the love it. Fookin sad if you ask me!

• Re: SCRUFFY STARS by Mousey (Member 10023715) on 28-Jul-2002
  yeah, fucking shit hole!!! Nuff said. Then again..... fits in well with Guisborough doesn't it?

• Re: Did anyone receive a disturbing leaflet about kids in Woodhouse Road area ? by scott (Member 10155208) on 29-May-2005
  woodhouse kids are fucking brilliant!!!!! u av a selection of breeds; the little cretins that jus stare at you wen u walk past. the mob of wannabee chavs hu rome on there motobikes up n down from burtons. n then u av the french family kids....... they really needs 2 start growing up. ther approx 20 in age n they still ride around on a bmx, n e think they all have children of there own. a real good
  example for the child to live up 2
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• Re: Earn good money from home. by Billy Shears (Member 10034242) on 31-Jul-2002
  DOES IT FOOK!

• Re: Earn good money from home. by Mousey (Member 10023715) on 2-Aug-2002
  What a fucking crock of shite!!! Go and get a proper job and make some money instead of fucking dreaming.

• John Whites Message re reunion Class of 63, Guisborough County Modern by Alan J. Davis (Member 10089521) on 3-Jun-2003
  Did anyone respond to John's message?

• Re: Reunion for class of '63...old Guisborough County ModernSchool by VICTOR (Member 10090363) on 19-Mar-2003
  i was at county modern school till 65 and all my brothers were ther anyone know of the davis's

• Re: Reunion for class of '63...old Guisborough County ModernSchool by Alan J. Davis (Member 10089521) on 10-Jun-2003
  John! Are you out there?

• Re: Reunion for class of '63...old Guisborough County ModernSchool by Alan J. Davis (Member 10089521) on 29-Aug-2003
  echo- - - echo- - - echo- - - !

• Re: Reunion for class of '63...old Guisborough County ModernSchool by Alan J. Davis (Member 10089521) on 24-Sep-2003
  Sod it Then!!!

• Re: Reunion for class of '63...old Guisborough County ModernSchool by Pam Ayton (Beel) (Member 10097894) on 24-Sep-2003
  I did not know you could get so annoyed, or is it frustration?

• Re: Reunion for class of '63...old Guisborough County ModernSchool by Alan J. Davis (Member 10089521) on 15-Oct-2003
  Resignation!

• Re: Reunion for class of '63...old Guisborough County ModernSchool by peter rich (Member 10214908) on 5-Apr-2008
  yes i know the davis family thay used to live at 7 grosvenor place i lived at 20

• Re: smackheads of guisborough who bring town down by Billy Shears (Member 10034242) on 12-Feb-2002
  I'm all for stopping the smack heads robbing everyone, but putting names on the Internet isn't gonna do much is it. The police (scum) know who they are and that doesn’t stop them from stealing whatever they can get the grubby hands on. So what good is putting them on the net for all of about 20 people to see. Most people know who they are anyway.
  
  As for embarrassing parents, they are probabl
  y already embarrassed! If their kid is a smack head they will be aware of it. If they aren't they aware then they obviously don't give a shit about then and won't be embarrassed anyway.
  
  At the end of the day they are addicted to a drug and will do whatever it takes to get the next fix. Until some system is put in place that will sort them nothing will change. But then half the problem is robbing old women and spending the rest of the day smacked out of your head is easier than getting a job and earning honest money.
  
  So the best thing to do is get on the back of the council and the bone-idol pigs, and make them get off their fat arses and do something for a change.
  
  Well that’s me done with being serious for today….now where did I put that joint?
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• Re: smackheads of guisborough who bring town down by andy richardson (Member 10058618) on 15-Feb-2002
  Obviously Billy you dont care when you call police scum.i have looked at what you have said in other areas and you dont seem to talk much sense do you.I dont believe that alot of people know exactly who is stealing from them.They aren't usually the people who go out drinking in guisborough so dont know who are the smack heads.People need to know if the neighbour that they trust are not smackheads.
  I no smackheads wouldn't think twice about stealing from there familly so why do they care about there neighbours.You should keep off this site if all you do is talk Shite.
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• Re: smackheads of guisborough who bring town down by Billy Shears (Member 10034242) on 18-Feb-2002
  Damn right, I don’t care about the police or anything else for that matter, all I care about is ME! In my little world I am number one, number two, number three and any other number you care to think of! I’m well past giving a shit about Guisborough and the snobs and scum that live here.
  
  Okay maybe I was wrong, the Police are doing a great job, and they are constantly on the beat, fighting cri
  me and cleaning up the streets of Guisborough! And that’s why you are running around thinking your Bat Man, making idol threats to name and shame people on the Internet. You have to do the job for them! You should get a proper hobby, I’d suggest stamp collecting or train spotting, crime fighting doesn’t suit you.
  
  As for not making much sense, I make enough sense all right! Maybe it’s more like people like you just don’t understand me or don’t want to listen to other people opinions. You might not be able to make sense of stuff I’ve posted before, but you’ve just more or less proved a lot of what I said right!
  
  I was being serious and putting a sensible point across and then some tit comes along and has a fucking dig. If you listened to other people’s opinions and ideas you might find they are helpful. But being a typical resident of Guisborough you will obviously know better than I do.
  
  So fuck you, if you have a problem with me posting here go and plan your revolution elsewhere!
  
  Oh and if you want people’s support maybe you shouldn't criticise them when they reply to your post. I don’t see anyone else replying to what you had to say, maybe they have been put off by your snobbish attitud...looser!
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• Re: smackheads of guisborough who bring town down by andy richardson (Member 10058618) on 21-Feb-2002
  i am looking out for my town.obviously you do not come from guisborough so i think you should stick to whatever town you come from.i am not going to slag off any town.i care about my town and the people that come from it apart from the smack heads that terrorise it.i dont want to get into a slagging match with you as you are not the one i have a problem with.i am not the only one in this town that
  has a problem with the druggies.you ask anybody in guisborough and they will tell you that they are sick and tired of it.if by me letting people know who is who in town and i can prevent someone being hurt then i will be happy.i think it can help by letting people know who they are and not everyone knows who they are.there is loads of people out there looking at this site and not just you billy.what is your background .it is easy to slag each other off.that is all you seem to do on this site.i dont suppose for a minute you could back up the way that you come across.i have met people like you .all mouth.when it comes to it you run off and don't want to know.next time i put a message up it wont be aimed at you.i don't need to answer to people like you.i am trying to help people unlike you.all i can see from you is pure shite.i think if it was your nanna or grandad getting done over that you wouldn't be quick to criticise someone who trully believes he can help even a small amount.i hope your next reply is not aimed at me and not about yourself.get your head from out of arse and talk sense.good site for you freinds reunited.maybe not i dont think you would get any replies.me.me.me.me.me.me.me
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• Re: smackheads of guisborough who bring town down by Billy Shears (Member 10034242) on 21-Feb-2002
  First of all I do come from Guisborough, so that gives me every right to say what I think of the town. The reason I’m past giving a shit is because of the scum in this town, just like you are. But the scum isn’t just the smack heads, it is the pricks that go out at weekends just to get pissed and look for a fight and it’s the snobs that walk around with the ‘I’m better than you’ attitude.
  
  Sec
  ondly I don’t just slag people off on here. If you had actually read my first reply you will have noticed I said I was all for stopping the smack heads robbing everyone. But I didn’t think you way of doing it wouldn’t work. By all means try it (still no sign of the names!), but I still don’t think it will make the slightest bit of difference. I posted a sensible response to your first posting, and then you replied and had ago at me, just because you didn’t like what you read and because of what I had posted previously. You might not believe it bu I do actually know what i'm talking about.
  
  It was you that throw the first insult. Then you give it the ‘people like you’ and ‘you couldn’t back up the way that you come across’ and any other amount of digs at me. You were obviously trying to wind me up. Other people’s opinions obviously don’t mean shit to you. As soon as someone disagrees you throw your dummy out of the pram.
  
  Maybe you had ago at me because you had read my previous post and realised that you were one of the snobs I had slagged off in previous posts. Well like I said, I tried to be sensible and contribute to what you had said but you obviously don’t want to know, unless I’m 100% agreed with you. People with snobbish attitudes like yours are bringing this town down just as much as the scallys that rob everyone.
  
  As for my background all you need to know is I’ve lived in Guisborough all my life, I work god damn hard for every penny I earn, I smoke copious amounts of pot and I’m full fit and mad for it.
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• Re: smackheads of guisborough who bring town down by lee ditchburn (Member 10060852) on 13-Jul-2002
  Well being from the guisbrough area, i totally agree, with what Andy has said, i too am sick and tired of the drug addicts, the drunks, burglers etc.. in the area, but yes it does happen all the time no matter where you live but lets say if it were one of your family members Billy, say your Mother, your Dad, sister brother or which ever, that was lets say "Attacked" by one of these so called low
  lifes, the scum of the earth, then wot, would you sit back and laugh your head off or would you go looking for them>>?? or even call the police. The problem is decent people are trying to keep decent areas a nice place to live in, nobody wants smack heads, burglers or twokkers living next door to them!. The problem is people are to scared to do something about it, incase low lifes do something else back!. More police is needed in all areas but lack of money & training dont permit this. Not our problem right but if the community we live in get together and sort something out and force these low lifes out then good we are all happy.. but untill then we all have to grin and bare it unfortunatley!.
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• Re: smackheads of guisborough who bring town down by Billy Shears (Member 10034242) on 26-Jul-2002
  I’ve said I’m all for stopping the smack heads robbing everyone. But because I didn’t think the way Andy Richardson wanted to go about doing it wouldn’t work he had a go at me and made out I am some president of the smack head fan club or something. I don’t like smack heads and think people who deal heroin are scum. I just have a realistic view on trying to solve the problem.
  
  I know having a
  witch-hunt and chasing them out of town would suit the very typical Guisborough resident attitude of “well it not our problem anymore”. But given time more smack heads would turn up and the problem would still be around.
  
  As for not being enough police, that’s got nothing to do with it. Arresting someone or putting them in prison wont stop someone being addicted to a drug. You have to stop the addiction before you can stop the crime.
  
  Maybe it is time other ways and means were used.
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• Re: A good place to live? by Billy Shears (Member 10034242) on 12-Feb-2002
  This is a local town for a local people, there’s nothing for you here!

• Re: A good place to live? by Geoff Bailey (Member 10004244) on 28-Feb-2002
  Ignore some people Jon. The N. Yorks Moors are beautiful and the people are very friendly. If you like the outdoors, walking etc, then this is the place for you. If its the bright lights that you are looking for, then Newcastle is the place for you. Don't forget that you will also be close to maritime settlements such as Whitby, Saltburn Scarborough etc.
  I have always been impressed by the way t
  hat Guisborians adopt newcomers quickly. Do as the Romans do and you'll be OK. Think and act POSITIVELY towards the locals and you and your family will be integrated into the community in no time, especially if you buy them a pint!
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• Re: A good place to live? by Mousey (Member 10023715) on 10-Mar-2002
  Bollocks!!! If you aren't from Guisborough the you are fucked. They hate outsiders. You will be a social outcast. Guisborough people even have gripes with other Guisborough people, cos of different backgrounds etc., Billy got it right, don't come here.....you'll only want to leave!!!

• Re: A good place to live? by Geoff Bailey (Member 10004244) on 10-Mar-2002
  Andy. I am sorry that your message met with a similar response to mine. Why hasn't the low life that infests this site, left town? If they don't like it, why stay? You would have thought that the "bright lights" of Las Skinningrove would have tempted them away by now. You will note, that like all plebians, who are cranially challenged, they resort to personal insults, slander and the use of foul l
  anguage.
  Sadly, you are wasting your time trying to talk sensibly to these cretins. I will however, make one or two observations, which will no doubt attract uncouth vitriol from our backward baseball-cap wearing friends. Of course, if they can reply without resorting to insults etc, and accusing everybody who disagrees with them as being snobs, We will all be interested in their replies and perhaps change our opinions of them.
  1 As said above, if you don't like the town, why stay?
  2 What wonderful entertainment is put on for the youth in other towns that Guisborough doesn't supply?
  3 Here's a well known quote:-
  "So the best thing to do is get on the back of the council and the bone-idol pigs, and make them get off their fat arses and do something for a change. Well that’s me done with being serious for today….now where did I put that joint? "
  Isn't this a case of the kettle calling the pot? Have they themselves, written to the council with ideas if they are so bored?
  4 If you smoke joints, aren't you on the way to becoming a smackhead yourself?
  After another quote:-
  "Damn right, I don’t care about the police or anything else for that matter, all I care about is ME! In my little world I am number one, number two, number three and any other number you care to think of! I’m well past giving a shit about Guisborough and the snobs and scum that live here."
  5 Can they give specific examples of what type of incidents have set them against the town and its people, or is it just the usual zit eruption, which makes "Kevin" moody? Oh! by the way. The number that I'm thinking of is ZERO, ZILCH, in fact "A NOTHING" Isn't it odd how empty vessels make the most noise!
  6 And another quote:-
  "If you listened to other people’s opinions and ideas you might find they are helpful".
  You appear to have plenty of opinions, but I can't find many helpful ideas in your replies. How do you respond?
  I don't expect a sensible answers really, but pigs may fly and I know where some of them live, because they drop excrement on the unfortunate and good people who live there.
  Wait for it.................
  
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• Re: A good place to live? by Billy Shears (Member 10034242) on 11-Mar-2002
  Well Geoff, you are the first person to ever quote me so much, thanks! You pulled a couple of my best efforts out too, I am pleased! I’ll try and answer all your questions, whether you will think they are sensible answers I’ll let you judge. But as a pleb and been challenged I find it hard!
  
  Here goes:
  
  >1 As said above, if you don't like the town, why
  >stay?
  
  Good question! If I had a choice I would leave this town at the drop of a hat, but at the moment this isn’t possible. So you’ll just have to put up with me for a few more years, sorry!
  
  >2 What wonderful entertainment is put on for the >youth in other towns that Guisborough doesn't
  >supply?
  
  How about a Nightclub for a start, or even a late license for a few of the pubs. Getting a late license in Guisborough is near impossible.
  
  >3 Isn't this a case of the kettle calling the >pot? Have they themselves, written to the >council with ideas if they are so bored?
  
  Not at all! I smoke pot but I don’t mug old women or rob people for the money to buy it. I work god damn hard all week for my money and if I choose to buy canabis with the money that I earn then thats is my choice.
  
  As for actually writing to the council, I have more sense. Do you seriously think that fat sweaty bearded piss flap Walsh will do anything about it? Not a chance! He’s to busy eat pies, pissing himself in Safeway! The fat smelly pig!
  
  >4 If you smoke joints, aren't you on the way to >becoming a smackhead yourself?
  
  Not at all again! I don’t understand why people seem to have the idea that canabis smokers will go onto other harder drugs. It’s a myth, people who use harder drugs use canabis yes, but this is normally to ease the come down. But canabis is not a gateway drug to harder drugs!
  
  >5 Can they give specific examples of what type >of incidents have set them against the town and >its people,
  
  Yes I can. But I can’t be arsed typing out endless incidents, but you ask for a specific one and I’ll reel a list off.
  
  >6 And another quote:- "If you listened to other >people’s opinions and ideas you might find they >are helpful". You appear to have plenty of >opinions, but I can't find many helpful ideas in >your replies. How do you respond?
  
  As for this question, I don’t get what you are getting at. Do you mean I have opinions then I have a go at that tool how had ago at me in his reply. Well yes, I was seriously being sensible and then he slagged me off, so I though what the f***. I don’t know if he had ago because he knew he would get a reaction or because he though I was taking the piss.
  
  Now you can answer one of my questions. How can you criticise me for slander and then call me a "plebians, who are cranially challenged"? Talk about double standards.
  
  You and Andy Richardson should start a little club and you could eat biscuits, drink tea, do a bit on knitting. It would be a right mothers fucking meeting. You could call it TWATS : Two Wankers Always Talking Shit!
  
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• Re: A good place to live? by Geoff Bailey (Member 10004244) on 12-Mar-2002
  Billy! You almost made an entry on this site without recourse to cursing. Almost, but not quite. I knew that you couldn't resist it.
  1 Why isn't it possible to move to say, the bright lights and nightspots of Middlesbrough? Surely it can't be a question of cash? As you said, you earn money. Save it up instead of buying weed and get yourself a penthouse in Acklam. Property is cheaper in the Boro
  , than in Guisborough.
  2 Late licenses for pubs will lead to even more inebriated morons roaming the streets. You go on about the "pissed up smackheads going round and in the next breath ask for late licenses! Night clubs aren't set up by the council either, they're private enterprises.
  3 Writing to the council... Don't mock it before you try it.
  4 Naivety is responsible for more fatalities than any other cause.
  5 I await the list with bated breath. I'm sure that it will make interesting reading. Get your mate Mousey to tell us a few tales too. Someone has really singed his whiskers. Talk about a rodent with attitude!
  6 What I'm saying Billy, is that you have plenty to whinge about, but you're not offering too many constructive ideas yourself.
  Unlike you, I will just sign off without resorting to any obscenities or libel. (I used the word slander last time. Sorry. Even us "snobs" make mistakes.)
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• Re: A good place to live? by Billy Shears (Member 10034242) on 14-Mar-2002
  The lights in Middlesbrough are no brighter or more attractive than those of Guisborough. I basically don’t just dislike Guisborough, I generally dislike the UK as whole. The whole place is old and dirty. The transport systems are all fucked, the NHS is dropping to bits and the police/politicians are corrupt. Not to mention having to endure they Royal Family for the f***ing stuck up lazy arsed
  bastards that they are. It’s an embarrassment how they get away with living off the country like they do. Well there goes my knighthood, even if the silly old slag did offer me one she could stick it up here arse until it came out of her big fucking toe!
  
  So if and when I do move away it will probably be to another country and not far enough from some people.
  
  As for late licenses and nightclubs I know for a fact that 2 or 3 people have tried to open nightclubs in Guisborough. One where the Moorcock was and Bar44 have tried endlessly to open late. But the council will not let them! So it is infact the old gits on the council stopping them!
  
  When it comes to drugs I’m certainly not naïve. People seem to have this big thing about smoking pot, but if they actually read up on it or looked at the research they would realise it isn’t as harmless as people would have you think. You shouldn’t believe the government propaganda when it comes to drugs. They are just pissed off because they aren’t getting their hands on any tax off drugs being sold! Read the facts!
  
  As for constructive ideas, well I’m all out of them and I don’t particularly care enough about Guisborough to suggest any anyway. As far as I’m concerned the towns a shit hole that is ran by snobs for other snobs. Then there is an element of scum that lives here or goes drinking in Guisborough that beat each other up at the weekend. The snobs are welcome to each other, they can scratch each others backs and have there own little snob club and the scum can beat each black and blue for all I care.
  
  So it’s back to my favourite quote: “I'm leaving 'cause this just won't work They act like Romans, but they dress like Turks”
  
  In other words I’m leaving (sometime?) this town because it’s shite and full of people who think they are better than they actually are.
  
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• Re: A good place to live? by Geoff Bailey (Member 10004244) on 14-Mar-2002
  Sorry to see you sink back into despondency Billy. I really thought that you were
  emerging into the "light positive", but the F***’in and Blinding and the Freudian slip
  that you made in your last communication, tells the real story. I quote:- (Yes! Another
  quote from Shear’s Philosophy of Life [Chapter 1. Line 1 .....There isn’t any more.})
  
  "People seem to have this big thing about smoking p
  ot, but if they actually read up on
  it or looked at the research they would realise it isn’t as harmless as people would
  have you think."
  
  Harmless!!!
  
  Quite right Billy, sadly this Parliament seem to be as naive as you (and I don't vote
  Tory either, before you suggest it). How will they go down in history? The
  Government who went to pot?
  Your philosophy on life is very depressing, however, I do agree on certain
  points with regards to the Royal Leeches.
  As someone who has actually worked abroad, can I say that, wherever you go
  in the world, your attitude is going to have to change, otherwise the locals there, will
  send you straight back into the arms of the very locals that you are trying to escape
  from here! I’m not trying to lecture you Billy, because I know that I’m wasting my
  time doing that, but I’m stating facts.
  One last thing Billy. Go into politics yourself if you want to change things.
  You’d be good at it and before you say it, I’m not being patronising.
  Better luck in what ever you decide to do.
  Curtain down.
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• Re: A good place to live? by Mousey (Member 10023715) on 20-Mar-2002
  Fucking curtain down....this makes fucking great reading.....except me and Billy being challenged, can't read. What the fuck was all that shite about my whiskas being singed???
  
  eerrrrmmmm. Me and Billy should go into politics, can't do a much worse job than the current pack of twats. Don't recommend you start it though Andy, too self righteous!!!
  
  And what the fuck was all that bright ligh
  ts of Boro all about??? I don't know, it seems that you ran out of things to say that were interesting so just mocked Billy.
  
  Anyway, just thought that i would have my 2p worth. Sniff ya later.
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• Re: A good place to live? by Mousey (Member 10023715) on 20-Mar-2002
  And just for the record.....pigs don't fly....they drive white vans with blue lights on top and think they are hard as fuck and arrest people to make the stats look better. Nuff said!!!

• Re: A good place to live? by Tony Hodge (Member 10012564) on 20-Apr-2003
  Who is this jerk...Geoff Bailey???? He knows nothing about Guisborough/ Newton/Great Ayton and at the same time slagging every body. I was born in Great Ayton in 1935...yes,I am "Older" but still have my wits. I have relatives who still live in Guisborough. My grand parents lived in Newton-under-Roseberry for 60 years. So Geoff,go find that rock you were hatched under and go to sleep. You are what
  is commonly called....a wanker.....http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/ups/budaz/jerk.gif
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• Re: Can you hear Geoff Bailey now??? by Geoff Bailey (Member 10004244) on 27-Feb-2002
  Go Andy Richardson!!!!!!!

• Re: Can you hear Geoff Bailey now??? by Mousey (Member 10023715) on 10-Mar-2002
  Fucking hell.....geoff's back. Who rattled your fucking cage?

• Re: Can you hear Geoff Bailey now??? by Geoff Bailey (Member 10004244) on 10-Mar-2002
  Dear Mousey. You have to ask which side of the cage bars are you on? Nuff said.

• Re: Can you hear Geoff Bailey now??? by Mousey (Member 10023715) on 20-Mar-2002
  What??? Don't understand. I speak English

• Re: Can you hear Geoff Bailey now??? by Geoff Bailey (Member 10004244) on 20-Mar-2002
  Whoops! The rodent returns! I'm very sceptical that you do actually speak English, Mousey. You certainly can't write it and you don't seem to be able to read it. My comments were directed at your friend, who nearly (but not quite), achieved the status of homo-sapiens. At no time during this cyber-discourse, have YOU ever even approached that level of sentience with your ramblings. Your ranting ab
  ove, is irrefutable evidence of that.
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• Re: Can you hear Geoff Bailey now??? by Alan J. Davis (Member 10089521) on 29-Aug-2003
  Its been almost a year! I would havbe thought that even He might have formed some sort of reply to your message by now! Though on second thoughts. - - - - - -!

• Re: Guisborough ! by Billy Shears (Member 10034242) on 7-Jan-2002
  As someone who has a go at Guisborough regularly I only thought it right to explain myself.
  
  Guisborough to me is to complete different towns during day and night.
  
  By day Guisborough is supposedly a small, respectable, nice little market town to live in. In other words it’s full of snobs who wander around with their noses in the air thinking they are royalty! To repeat myself from an earl
  ier posting – You act like Romans but dress like Turks!
  
  Then by night (mostly at weekends) Guisborough turns into a scene from a Western film with everyone thinking they’re the fastest gunslinger in town.
  
  When I was about 16-18 I had some top nights out in Guisborough, but it just ain’t like that anymore. A quarter of the people down Guisborough drinking on a Friday night are only there because they are looking for a fight!
  
  These are the type of people who think Guisborough and the surrounding area is the end of the world and will never venture any further than Middlesbrough for a bit of shopping or to Spain for 2 weeks in the sun.
  
  The word that best sums them up is LOOSERS! Well they are all welcome to each other and the shit holes they drink in!
  
  Reading your posting you sound around the 16-18 age. So maybe when you are the same age as me and the novelty of going out drinking with your mates wares off you will realise it is a shithole too!
  
  So there you have it, by day the town is full of snobs and by night it is full of loosers.
  
  As for saying “Guisborough is actually a big place”, you are showing the early symptoms of believing Guisborough is the end of the world! Guisborough is a little insignificant dot on the map that doesn’t mean anything to anyone!
  
  Job’s a good ‘un!
  
  Billy
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• Re: Guisborough ! by Billy Shears (Member 10034242) on 9-Jan-2002
  Just read what I wrote and maybe I should have said - Dress like romans but act like Turks! D'oh!

• Re: Guisborough ! by Mousey (Member 10023715) on 11-Jan-2002
  He he.....Billy got it wrong!!! Monster!!!

• Re: Manchester Apollo 11/10/01 by Billy Shears (Member 10034242) on 15-Oct-2001
  Drink, drugs and rock 'n' roll, does it get any better...does if f***!

• Re: Wimpy v's McDonalds by Mousey (Member 10023715) on 5-Oct-2001
  MACDONALDS MAKES YOUR DAY!!! nuff said

• Re: Wimpy v's McDonalds by matt hill (Member 10046230) on 6-Oct-2001
  I also went to Wimpy's once. It was, quite possibly, the worst eating experience of my life. A group of us had been playing football all day and were completely hank-marvin. My mates all suggested going to Wimpys and i suggested going to the pub. I was out-voted and had to settle for Wimpys. Have you read the menu? Fishy nibbles!!? The Pork Bendy Bender Meal?!? Who comes up with these names? Su
  rely they must expect to ridiculed! The moral of this story is, if in doubt go the pub. Wimpy's is not licensed. The food is far better in all the local pubs, and you can wash the food down with a proper drink!
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• Re: Prior Pursglove by Mousey (Member 10023715) on 1-Oct-2001
  Yeah, i went to Prior for 2 years and it was the best 2 years of my life.....cos i did FUCK ALL. Pub everyday, livin' it, not a care in the world. Then you come into the real world and see just how shite it is!!!

• Re: Prior Pursglove by Sam Mawby (Member 10017994) on 2-Oct-2001
  Yep - I went to PP in 77/78 - best days of my early life! Bunking off classes to play blackjack in the common room - winning everyone elses lunch money - spending it in the chip shop or the pub when the very first space invader machines came out - nearly getting expelled - being in my first band ("Dangerbird", with Tim Wright, Rod Liddle and Rob Settle - whatever happened to them, I wonder?) - bei
  ng told by my folks that I'd never come to anything worthwhile as a musician and GET A PROPER JOB!!!
  
  Now, at 41 years of age, having ignored all advice and using NONE of the qualifications I was told would be essential to me, I've spent 25 years playing in bands, drinking beer and pulling totty - and I'm now earning the best living I've ever made, singing and playing in a duo with my beautiful 25 year old wife with whom I'm moving to Cyprus in January 2002. It takes me less than 6 hours a week, on stage, having a good time and doing what I love best, to earn more money than the average bloke makes in a week! The 'job' has taken me to America, Greece, Belgium, Germany, Austria, Italy, France, Gran Canaria, the Dominican Republic, and Cyprus. I rarely get out of bed before 2pm, smoke too much, drink too much, eat all the wrong foods - and I don't look a day over 30!
  
  Whoever said "Mother knows best" wants shooting!
  
  The best advice I could ever give anyone is - Ignore all advice, however well meant. Just follow your heart and do whatever makes you happy, cos life's too bloody short!
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• Re: Prior Pursglove by Mousey (Member 10023715) on 2-Oct-2001
  I like ya style man. Fuck all them people that think they can tell you what to do. Guisborough's full of 'em!!! Your livin' it man and i like that. Keep it real. And if you ever feel like teaching me how to play the guitar, give us a shout! Cos i'm the next Oasis man.

• Re: Prior Pursglove by Billy Shears (Member 10034242) on 3-Oct-2001
  Oasis, first single, first line, first thing they ever told the world: "I need to be myself, I can't be no one else". Get what I mean man?

• Re: Prior Pursglove by Mousey (Member 10023715) on 5-Oct-2001
  Yeah, i get what ya mean, but everyone needs an inspiration, like they had The Beatles. Then you aspire to be bigger and better man! I'm gonnabe, not wannabe!!!

• Re: Prior Pursglove by matt hill (Member 10046230) on 6-Oct-2001
  I also went to Prior, fairly recently (Sept 1998 to summer 2000). Second year was quite cool, just because there was so little work to be done, and so many opportunities to bunk off down the pub!

• Re: lads ov Guisborough! by sausage eater (Member 10034695) on 24-Sep-2001
  hey i have a boyfriend from guisborough and he's gorgeous!! "dont diss g'boro lads"

• Re: lads ov Guisborough! by Mousey (Member 10023715) on 1-Oct-2001
  Yeah, i'm not stereotypical, i'm me, and i'm having it. Don't associate me with the other losers in Guisborough. I'm madforit.

• Re: lads ov Guisborough! by Billy Shears (Member 10034242) on 3-Oct-2001
  Thing is yeah, some of the lasses in Guisborough are nice looking and that, but most of them walk around giving it "i'm too good for you". Stuck up bitches, dressed up to the nines for a night out in Guisborough.....take a look man and get your heads from up your arses!!
  
  As for the rest of you, well your just a bunch of f***ing pig dogs. Fat tarts with little tight dresses on, the extra pounds
  hanging over the sides!! Uuuurrrggghhh you make me sick!!!
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• Re: Family Search......Noddings by r peter richardson (Member 10017828) on 21-Aug-2001
  hi ted noddings lives nr guisborough

• Re: Family History of the KNAGGS. by martin (Member 10134042) on 13-Oct-2004
  My mother & father knew a Johnny Knaggs, who was a bit of a painter -artist like...back in the fifties. Know doubt you have info by now...a familiar Guis. name...some at schoo; above me too.

• Re: Family History of the KNAGGS. by martin (Member 10134042) on 13-Oct-2004
  My mother & father knew a Johnny Knaggs, who was a bit of a painter -artist like...back in the fifties. Know doubt you have info by now...a familiar Guis. name...some at schoo; above me too.